Zzzz's Posts

If vodka was water and I was a duck

I would swim to the bottom and never get up

Now vodka is not water and I'm not a duck

So pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up

#melon

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Where there is light there is shadows,
Where there is happiness there is sorrow,
Where there is a winner there is also a loser

That's the truth of this world, evil is a consequence of good

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It seems women are prone to sudden waves of insanity, men on the other hand are more consistent

#insane, #insanity, #crazy, #men, #women

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Your only guaranteed one life, so you better live it...

...the nude way!

#Life, #Nude

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Your only guaranteed one life, so you better live it.

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The ultimate spot in society is being a nobody because nobody is perfect

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I CRAP BIGGER THAN YOU, END OF DISCUSSION

#crap, #funny

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My mother always told me that life is like a box of chocolate...
...I hate chocolate

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(A RAG MAN)

IS A ANAGRAM

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LIVE
BY
THE
NIGHT

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What ever begins, also ends

-Seneca

#quote

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.....

....Need something?

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T.I.T.S

(Two In The Shirt)

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Forgiveness comes after revenge...

...or before, I just want my revenge

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I'm NOT crazy, the little green man under my bed is just shy!!!

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Being a hipster is all about being unique...

... in the same way as millions of other people

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reposted by JMobileHite352

So you're telling me that I treat you like a idiot?
No shit sherlock!

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All hipsters are unique and special. They just happen to manifest their exclusivity on the same way

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

Reposted from anonymous

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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil,

For I am the baddest mother fucker in the valley.

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One month left to summer vacation~

FUCK LIFE

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in prison

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If you can't find happiness then smoke some weed that ought to do the trick

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There's only two things that are limitless

The universe and Bradley Cooper

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SARCASM

Just another service I offer

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Money isn't everything...

It's much more!

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U
N
I
C
O
D
E
!
What? You seriously thought I was going to write unicorn

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Great ideas are born from crazy thoughts

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Headphones on

World off

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If you're wondering what kind of person I am, then here is the answer:
You know that cool guy that everyone likes and gets all the girls?
Well, I'm the one standing in the corner cursing him

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Reach for the sky!

...or take a airplane

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I'm not a stalker

I just know your name, address, what you like, what you hate and the color of your underwear

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Cancer ain't shit compared to some people

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Who said life is fair?
You got to take what you can and live with what you take, nobody said you got to like it

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Us lazy people should unite...

Tomorrow!

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reposted by bold and abbas

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.For instance, if they're around your throat she's probably slightly upset

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Enhance yourself

Desecrate others

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When I die
will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the grim reaper

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When someone types "ROFL" I always picture someone rolling on the floor laughing

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Feel free to break the law

Just make sure you're ready for the consequences

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Now a ethical question

When you pass by a sitting person should you give them the ass or the crotch?

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Diplomacy is a way to tell somebody "Go to hell" and make them look forward to the trip

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There is still time for things to go terribly wrong!

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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me

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Lunatics are what keeps the world interesting

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I don't follow rules

I make ny own

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All Hail My
EGO

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!!!

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Why is that pretty girls always have big brothers?

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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth but if you touch my food I'll rip your heart out

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Risk everything, with no guarantee. That's sacrifice

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When I'm sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead.

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I did a online test and apparently I have six diffrent mental disorders

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When someone says "Have a nice day!"
I stare at them and say "Don't tell me what to do!"

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I never hold a grudge.
As soon as I get even with that son-of-a bitch, I forget it.

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777
I'm 1 step ahead of the devil!

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Love is when you have a boner in your heart!

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The akward moment when you're about to pay in the supermarket and notice that you forgot your wallet...

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When I were born I had a choice to make. I could either have a great memory or a big d*ck. I don't remember what I choose...

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I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone but they have always worked for me

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reposted by katsch

L O V E
e p e a
g e r s
s n y y

Reposted from KatxReign

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$(\_/) (o.o) (___)0$

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I'm not a narcissist I'm just perfect

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Let the losers worry about losing

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You
had
me
at
"Wanna hump all night?"

Reposted from hemko

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The basic definition of life is survival and to survive you have to look out for number one first

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Minus the bullshit life is great

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KEEP CALM
and
STAY CLASSY

U know when people say you're special?
Don't let them fool you, you're really not

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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

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I never discriminate. I hate eveyone equally

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