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When i get kids i am going to make them watch 2012 and tell them "i survived that"

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my friend and i was having a competion about who was the most lazy one in the school he go to the couch and starts to sleep in 2 minutes and when it was my turn i was standing still and he said "why are you not going to sleep" and i said "to lazy"

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-i was not drunk
-dude you made kim trow fruits at you and you yelled "i am the fruit ninja"
-well... was i good then
-no, not at all

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yesterday i saw a nokia laying upsidedown on a iphone and i tought "well a better love story then twilight"

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tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
1. you did not notice the f
2. you searched for the f
3. you did not find it but keep reading
5. you think i am crazy

you know what i did

i have just wasted your time :P

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when i get sad i stop being sad and be awsome
true story

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i am not a superhero.....

i am what superheros were based of

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Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

Reposted from lilymarlen

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I love my six pack so much i hide it under a layer of fat

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Roses are red, Violets are red.

you are my next victim...

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Dear Algebra,
stop asking us to find your "X".
She's not coming back.

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

Reposted from bold

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You will never beat me

Unless you are a spider, then i'am in big shit

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If life gives you lemons, then you are on drugs

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