RoutineCost's Posts

Not to brag, but I used hand soap before it was trending.

#fb, #funnies, #truthiness, #quarantine

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you it's probably your child who needs to borrow your phone charger.

#facebook, #truthiness

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I'd like to get it together, but I can't. My son is living #hisbestlife
And I'm his ride.

#amy, #barnes, #comedy

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Some parents run a tight ship.
I run a pirate ship.
There is some swearing,
some drinking,
and a touch of mutiny from the tiny raiders I created.

#truthiness, #fb, #funnies

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A woman treats you how she wants to be treated first.
Then she treats you how you treat her.
If you think her behavior is off, the reason may be closer than you think.

#off, #truthiness

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Adulthood is saying "but after this things will slow down" over and over again until you die.

#Facebook, #funnies

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