fridge's Posts

don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
my personality is who I am.
my attitude depends on who you are.

excuses are like assholes. everybody's got one and they all stink.

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some people are like clouds, once they fuck off it's a beautiful day.

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dear algebra,
please don't ask us to find your x.
she's never coming back.

and don't ask y.

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my bed is a magical place where i suddenly remember everything i was supposed to do

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reposted by MrCrunch

you look like i need another drink.

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i asked god for a bike.

but i know god doesn't work that way.

so i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

- al pacino

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i believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.

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oprah, take a snickers...

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a gin tonic a day keeps the mosquitos away.

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silence is better than bullshit

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is what you're living for worth dying for?

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in 50 years from now, will retirement homes host lan-parties instead of card and bingo nights?

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you're money is not gone...it's just somewhere else.

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if all the women in texas were as ugly as your mama, the lone ranger's gonna alone for a loooooooooong time!

if you look dead

dress dead.

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i feel sorry for people who don't drink.

when you wake up in the morning, that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

- f.s.

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HOW CAN HIP HOP BE DEAD IF WU TANG IS FOREVER ?

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if the music is too loud - you're too old.

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mom: what does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?

me: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

mom: OK, i will ask your sister.

sometimes i have the feeling that i'm adopted...

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ich bin 'ne kartoffel und ich bin cool damit.

- jan delay

#potato

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heute geschlossen wegen gestern

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when they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they're not it.

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today is the tomorrow i was so worried about yesterday.

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sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I chedda the world
and the feta cheese

everybody's looking for stilton.

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- i love you

> like grown-ups do?

- no, for real.

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you're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding arms...

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i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

before boldomatic i thought hashtags were the gayest thing since elton john, but now...

############

nope, still gay...

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FYI: i don't really have adh...HEY LOOK, it's a cow!!!

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i wish i could sleep but my adhd kicks in and well basically: one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, heeey macarena!

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i really need a day between saturday & sunday

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the less you care, the happier you'll be

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don't grow up

it's a trap.

we never really grow old, we just learn how to act in public.

alcohol doesn't solve any problems

but then again,
neither does milk

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I HAD A DREAM...

...but then i woke up

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how do you drown a hipster?

in the mainstream

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if it is important, you will find a way.

if not, you'll find an excuse

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the bad news:
there is no key to happiness

the good news:
it isn't locked

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i love you like sheldon loves his spot

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if your ex-girlfriend doesn't like your new girlfriend

she's a keeper

how did the hipster burn his tongue?

he drank the coffee before it was cool

when was the last time you did something for the first time?

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reposted by permanentwaves

SARCASM

because beating the shit out of people is illegal

dear dumb girls,

stop trying to look like us in photos. it's embarrassing to our species.

sincerely,

the ducks

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those who do not understand your silence will probably not understand your words

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you say "arigato" like we say "arigato"

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tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

- unknown

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your past mistakes are meant to guide you, not define you.

people wait all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.

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my girlfriend told me to go out and get her something that makes her look sexy.

so i came back drunk...

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surround yourself with people who are only going to lift you higher

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i don't have a dirty mind, i have a sexy imagination.

everything will be ok in the end.
if it's not ok, it's not the end.

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are you drunk or hungover?

yes...

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we don't stop playing because we grow old,
we grow old because we stop playing.

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there's only two kinds of people in this world

you
and
everybody else

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i can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend!

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having good health simply means you're dying at the slowest possible rate.

the world's most shortest prayer?

FUCK IT!

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sag mal, für wie bold hältst du mich eigentlich??

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you are who you are when no one is looking.

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bruce lee doesn't drink water

he drinks wataaaaaaa!!!

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can I help you?

are you a beer?

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be yourself, everyone else is taken.

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heute geschlossen
wegen gestern

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karma is only a bitch if you are.

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you there, friday!

welcome back, you sexy son of a bitch!

we've been looking for you since monday!

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du wirst jeden tag hübscher, siehst aber aus wie letzte woche.

alcohol - because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music,
I just hope they split us by the music genre.

blackberry appoints alicia keys as creative director...

I guess they keep on falling...in and out.

character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you.

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it's true, alcohol kills people. but how many are born because of it?

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I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend!

today has been cancelled - go back to bed.

how can hip hop be dead if wu tang is forever?

if someday we all go to prison for downloading music , I just hope they split us by the music genre.

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oldie, but boldie

dear penis,

thanks for not bleeding once a month!

sincerely,
a man

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"that's what"
- she

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