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My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down. #teampolite#

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When things don't add up in your life, start subracting.

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people come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime.

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Treat your woman like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her, and make her the most important thing in your life.

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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

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Dinner-$79.99. drinks-$50.00. condoms-$3.00. Hotel-$54.00. The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period...PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Don't expect your girl to play her role, when you have other girls auditioning for her part.

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Sexy is when a woman has everything to flaunt, but chooses not to show it.

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