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Do you even BOLD bro?

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My notification sound is a gunshot. That's always fun...

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YOU. ARE
AWESOME!

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FUCK

[ ] IT
[ ] ME
[ ] YOU
[x] OFF
[ ] THEM
[ ] THIS
[ ] EVERYBODY
[ ] EVERYTHING

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#fuck, #off, #it.#me, #you, #, #awesome

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#hot, #chilli, #food

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#Honey, #Food, #sweet

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#food, #Brocolli

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#WM, #Fifa, #Brazil, #Soccer

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'Weißt du was "K.A. heißt?' 'Keine Ahnung' 'Schade, dass du es auch nicht weißt..'

#soold

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Enjoy Life!
Live it & Love it!
YOLO!

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I may look calm now but in my mind shit's getting real

Reposted from janaa

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(!) We are sorry. This BOLD is not available in your country.

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SORRY, CALL ME OLD FASHIONED, BUT I THINK SHORTS SHOULD BE LONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA.

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The stick is sticky.

PaolaChvz, corell_james and mylisa1970 like this

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

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A penny saved is ridiculous.

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Genius without education is like silver in the mine.

UserOne, deepakkk, Ms_Ntlebi, corell_james and mylisa1970 like this

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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

UserOne, marvingoff, parthsavla, bold, Ms_Ntlebi, corell_james and mylisa1970 like this

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If you have an issue, get a tissue.

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I feel the best when I am happy!

A joke is a very serious thing!

UserOne, GaylrdSprFckr, hebdifescht, lateforwork, PaolaChvz, deepakkk, Ms_Ntlebi, corell_james and mylisa1970 like this

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

janem803, PenSword72, UserOne, SoIDecidedTo, xanman79, Moon-D, bold, Ms_Ntlebi and mylisa1970 like this

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

UserOne, PaolaChvz, xanman79, Ms_Ntlebi, mehrchen and mylisa1970 like this

I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!

PaolaChvz, xanman79, Ms_Ntlebi and mylisa1970 like this

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF.

To make time fly, throw your watch out of the window!

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You never run out of things that can go wrong.

PenSword72, deepakkk, bold, Ms_Ntlebi and corell_james like this

You're born free, then you're taxed to death

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand!

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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees

I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed!

He who laughs last didn't get it.

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Smile today, tomorrow could be worse!

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i am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

i know the voices in my head aren't real... but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome!

janem803, prubton, ErikSmit, UserOne, marvingoff, mouse, poeta, haiden_, janaa, dor1316 and 3 others like this

reposted by darkstarrr, AudiPower, mouse, paintdog and marvingoff

Beauty is a light switch away...

cheer up, the worst is yet to come

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I heard you were dating my ex

how is the taste?

I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming'

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I used to be a banker...

but then i lost interest.

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A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

Details are sketchy.

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Practice makes perfect. But nobdy's perfect, so why practice?

reposted by Nandranie and Nandranie

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

FinalShadows, PaolaChvz and kateelgar like this

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

UserOne, FinalShadows, lateforwork, ccz6ih, PaolaChvz and Ms_Ntlebi like this

i changed my iPod's name to 'Titanic'. It's syncing now.

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did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink!

if you think seven years of bad luck is bad for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom!

SoIDecidedTo and Ms_Ntlebi like this

That awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.

rebekka1304, UserOne, hanneeim, PaolaChvz, darkstarrr and Ms_Ntlebi like this

Life is like toilet paper; you're either on a roll or taking a shit from some asshole.

Girls are like Pokémon; you can't catch any if you have no balls.

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Vaginas are like the weather; if it's wet, it's time to go inside.

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Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.

I used to have an open mind but ny brain kept falling out.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

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Nobody dies as a virgin, because life fucks us all.

i stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.

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i am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore , I am perfect.

always think positive. life is to short to think negative.

sometimes i dont eat because i'm lost in the beat

yes indeedy i do graffiti !

life is to short to be an asshole.

the moment you realize you're drunk and she's still ungly as hell

G-R-A-F-F-I-T-I

how many times must i say these wall don't lie