echophoe's Posts

2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle
Only smart people will get this. Repost if you get it.

Reposted from thormanjr

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When the beat drops, that's when you go full retard.

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"Brännboll" - Swedish game.

trying to explain it to others:
"Burnes balls - you hit the balls as hard as you can then you run like hell while others try to burn you"

NAILED IT.

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The Bible said it rained for 40 days and 40 nights.

In Sweden we call it summer.

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"nsa is now following you"

I can't believe people are still active here. No hates on anyone, but seriously?

just because you're depressed doesn't mean everybody wants to hear about it

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Don't look behind you.

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aliens do send us messages

we call it dubstep and dance to it

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I love summer!
beaches, drinks, sweat, ticks, mosquitoes..

uhh..

I love winter!
snow, christmas, frozen toes, blizzards..

..let's just stay in bed

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what do you call a sheep with no legs?

a cloud

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The next time you get a call from a blocked number answer the phone and say, "It's done, but there's blood everywhere."

Reposted from anonymous

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maybe you should wipe your mouth with toiletpaper aswell
considering how much shit that comes out of there.

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I never said I didn't like you

But I didn't deny it either

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I live for two reasons:

1) I was born.

2) I haven't died yet.

Reposted from NukeSkywalker

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wear sunglasses when it's raining

because yeah

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girls are supposed to dance

that's why god gave them parts that jiggle

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Calm down
It's a joke
Not a dick
Don't take it so hard

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if i found ugly attractive i'd marry you

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keep your shit together and fuck the fuck off.

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depression turn people into attentionwhores.

attentionwhores turn into depressed people.

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BRACE YOURSELVES. HASHTAG-HIPSTERS ARE COMING.

wait.. they're already here?

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ZOMBIES
EAT
BRAINS.

you're safe.

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being hipster now is actually what's mainstream

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Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

Reposted from anonymous

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does your ass ever get jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth?

Reposted from anonymous

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don't steal my posts.
or i'll fucking strangle you with a toaster.

Reposted from echophoe

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how to have a beach body:

1. have a body

2. go to the beach

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I don't exactly hate you. But if you were on fire and I had water,
I'd drink it.

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having a smoke section in a room is like having a pee section in a swimmingpool

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im not
stupid
i just have bad luck when im thinking

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reposted by yamin

when people demand me to help them i start being annoying until they tell me to fuck off and mind my own business

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- I heard the hipster drowned..

- Yeah, he fell into the mainstream.

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music is like feelings and colors mixed together with a little beat of the drums

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some people need a highfive.

in the face.

with a chair.

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Running toward my dreams, tripped over reality and hit my head on the truth.

Reposted from kj55

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i hate being bipolar

its awesome.

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don't like me?

see if i care..

...okay, i do..

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if lonely people got paid

i'd be rich

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love creates us

anger forms us

fear keeps us alive

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Some kids were dropped as a baby. But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.

Reposted from anonymous

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brace yourselves

the hashtags are coming

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farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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you are claiming unicorns aren't real?
are you gonna tell me santa is fake too? the tooth fairy?

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- i heard the hipster drowned..

- yeah, he fell into the mainstream.

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i was going to repost a unicorn quote from tumblr but then i realized that's exactly what everyone else do so i'll just sit here and be like..

unicorns.. dude.

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What is the difference between Justin Bieber and a unicorn?

One is a magical glittery little creature conjured up by the imaginations
of little girls and the other is a unicorn.

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reposted by Mims1998

unicorns is just the result of narwhals fucking horses.

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a unicorn is just a horse with corn on its forehead.

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don't get too upset because of
MISSED PERIODS

and other important grammar mistakes

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off is the general direction in which i wish you would fuck

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reposted by Mr_Kirkwood and patuljak

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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don't think of yourself as an ugly person.

think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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don't mess with me.
i know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.

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evil comes in many forms. lego is one of them.

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roses are blue

violets are red

this poem makes so much sense

microwave

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he so deep in closet he be suckin dick in narnia

i need to let out my anger on something

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your pretty face is going to hell.

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and what if i don't want to participate in your twitter contest?

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so gay he can't even drive straight.

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reposted by satan

it's okay to disagree.
i can't force you to be right.

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see spider and be like

NOPE

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my friend told me he misses school. i guess he miss the friends and the fun, not the actual school.

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I do not go on here to read your hipster shit

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plasea dnt'o msislpel, is't so anonynig.

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i must go

my planet needs me

my boyfriend is like my trampoline

i dont have a trampoline

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if nothing goes right

go left

pancakes with ham in it is schools way of saying

Fuck you vegetarians!

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sunbath for five minutes

"am i tan yet?"

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i may not have the prettiest smile,
the sexiest body or the funniest personality..

..ok i have nothing

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Where did little Susie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

Reposted from satan

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some people get confused if a sentence does not end as they potato.

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$meow /\/\ ( •_•) / \ (______)______$

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don't let them drag you down to their level.

they will beat you with experience.

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i'm so good at sleeping i can do it with my eyes closed

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man who puts dick in peanut butter

is fucking nuts

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i wish i had hair so emo it cut itself

Feel free
to repost this

Reposted from anonymous

bleeding doesn't always mean you are hurt.

maybe you are female~

woke up, just had a beautiful dream

and realized it wasn't real.

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you are not smart, interesting, funny, intellectual.
you just have internet.

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you can't
force
me

MiniAnne
y u no have eyes?!

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i don't always bold.

but when i do,

i can't stop

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some people can relate. some can not.

i'm that silent person sitting in the corner not saying a word. invisible.

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drawing stuff is relaxing and amusing.

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and not a single fuck was given that day.

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when you're in bed and realize you have to pee

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don't stay up late they said...

don't steal my posts.
or i'll fucking strangle you with a toaster.

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reposted by echophoe

what's
on
your
mind?

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dear cat.
please let me sleep in my own bed.

why am i supposed to write smart stuff when everyone already is smarter than me?

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i dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, we dig, they dig, you dig.

it's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep..

just got a blog. what for? i hate blogs.

duct tape shuts annoying people up

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try not to read this

don't like me? fine.
i don't wake up every day to impress you.

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I'm just too awesome for people to handle.

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people are stupid. throw stuff at them.

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