barbimini's Posts

he might not love me, but i love me. tough shit for him.

#love

janeh, PenSword72, lollip2 and Gabbem like this

i will never understand why he won't love me.

janeh, bold, aehmpaeh, Luenchen, avant-garde and tweetybird like this

$you can spend a lifetime trying to make someone love you, but there will come a single fraction of a moment when you see you've failed.$

janeh, Luenchen, avant-garde and tweetybird like this

you just can't unbreak broken.

#heartbreak

janeh, lindaann, avant-garde and tweetybird like this

it's all fun and games until someone loses a boob.

#cancersucks

UserOne, janeh, lindaann, llamabat, Luenchen, lollip2, Gabbem and bold like this

nothing is ever broken, but some things just can't be fixed

#cantfixitall

UserOne, janeh, PenSword72, Luenchen, misterlab, Gabbem, beside and Lirpae.. like this

it's amazing, the insight that is gained
when you get cancer

#cancer

janeh likes this

VISA is a credit card people!

#visa

HomerSimpsons, janeh, PenSword72, Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

give em the old razzle dazzle.

-also mom

#dysfunctional#mom

janem803, janeh and kj55 like this

she aches just like a woman

but she breaks just like a little girl.

#chicks

janeh, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

my kid just looked at me like i was a complete idiot.

on the plus side, not much need for that paternity test.

#definitely, #his

janeh, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

i see dead people. they're starting to piss me off.

#goaway

janeh, dizzel, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

they said get a spirit guide.

that's NOT the drink menu from applebee's, apparently.

#spirits

janeh, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

always stick with your first story.

-mom

#momsadvice

janeh, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

why do cheescakes come in packages?
rarely does one see that from baked goods.

#1derin

janeh, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

"you're still awake?"

no dickhead, we evil bitches sleep with our eyes open.

#duh

janeh, zohatariq, misterlab, Samwell, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

tired of egos.

switching to eggos.

#ego

janeh, misterlab and kj55 like this

so damn broke, i can't even pay attention.

#chachingless

janeh and kj55 like this

they say talk is cheap...so i guess something finally falls in your price range.

#cheapsob

janeh and kj55 like this

dinner: $60
movie: $40

moment you finally understand what an ass he is, pour cofee on his crotch & walk out:
beyond priceless

#call#lawyr

janeh, Babs_77, PenSword72, aehmpaeh, tweetybird and kj55 like this

mary pimppins:

when you need a nanny with more than sugar going down.

#pimp

janeh, misterlab, guggigirl and kj55 like this

hold on.
they tell you what to do, take your money, and treat you like garbage?

i thought they called that a spouse.

#pimps

janeh, misterlab, tweetybird and kj55 like this

soccermoms are the new pimps

#pimps

janeh, dizzel, aehmpaeh, S-ride, tweetybird, swatchUSA, Luenchen and lollip like this

you'll never hear a battery tell you it didnt last long enough because its under too much stress at work.

#bullshit

janeh, tweetybird, Babs_77, lollip and kj55 like this

girl, you're gonna carry that weight a long time..

#beatles, #pregnancylbs

janeh, kj55, Babs_77, tweetybird and avant-garde like this

when all else fails, and the world just won't understand,
i will be here,
cooking you food
that i will insist you eat.

and for some reason, we'll both feel better.

#mom, #therapy

janem803, UserOne, janeh, ikyoulikey, betweenwindows, PenSword72, Luenchen, kj55, RamonaStewart, Samwell and 3 others like this

reposted by Luenchen and betweenwindows

jeez, you buy a beer and a can of dog food at 7 am and suddenly everyone's a critic.

#myob

UserOne, janeh, PenSword72, kj55, misterlab, Babs_77 and tweetybird like this

thankfully, i don't have a job. how would i get anything done?!

#busybolding

janeh, kj55, Lirpae.., tweetybird, misterlab and PenSword72 like this

this appears to be my new addiction.

i'm gonna save a fortune.

#boldrecovery

UserOne, janeh, kj55, Lirpae.., SimonLauper, Babs_77, tweetybird, misterlab, PenSword72 and avant-garde like this

who would've known you could have so much fun with such completely random thoughts!

#betterbebold

UserOne, janeh, tweetybird, Lirpae.., kj55, Babs_77, misterlab, guggigirl, avant-garde and PenSword72 like this

it's 5:00 somewhere.

and after changing my clock, i'm now somewhere.
cheers.

#timetostart

janeh, Luenchen, Lirpae.. and kj55 like this

aaaannnddd... my ADD meds kicked in.

phew.

#sitdownnow

janeh, misterlab, RamonaStewart and kj55 like this

so tired of narcolepsy

#tired

UserOne, janeh, misterlab, kj55, Gabbem, aehmpaeh and beside like this

"too tense"
for camping

#camping, #punny

janeh, kj55, tweetybird, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

poor spelling and grammar isn't bold, and it annoys the hell out of me.

#lookitup

janem803, UserOne, janeh, brody, Babs_77, dor1316, kj55, RamonaStewart and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by dor1316 and MissB

HA! I have a place where i can write shit about you, and you don't know it. i have a place where you don't control what i say. i have a place where people read my thoughts and even like them. i have a place for me now, and you can't hurt me here.

#home, #for, #thebold

UserOne, janeh, clemens, PenSword72, MindlessDrop, barbaresco, misterlab, kj55, tweetybird and Gabbem like this

96 brilliant bolds on the wall, 96 brilliant bolds. take one down and post it around...

#bolds, #brilliant

janeh, kj55, tweetybird and Babs_77 like this

BOLDER
THAN
THE DAY
BEFORE.

#bolder

janeh, misterlab, kj55, tweetybird and Babs_77 like this

desperately seeking the nerve to leave him in the dust.

#get, #thefuck, #out

janeh, PenSword72, misterlab, kj55 and tweetybird like this

to be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest achievement.

-rwe

#stay, #true

PenSword72, kj55 and tweetybird like this

the worst part of camping is when he can't pitch a tent, no matter how much you try.

#camping, #tent

PenSword72, ernstrose, kj55, tweetybird and Babs_77 like this

can i camp
in your heart?

#camp

PenSword72, kj55, tweetybird, Babs_77 and guggigirl like this

pretty girls are bringing everyone down.

#beauty, #girls

kj55 and tweetybird like this

WAKE UP SAN FRAN BOLD.

i'm bored in CT

#sanfran, @tea

PenSword72, kj55 and tweetybird like this

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil •

Reposted from Lirpae..

misterlab, kj55, tweetybird and Lirpae.. like this

there are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from
mom
4. Username or
password is incorrect
5. We need to talk

Reposted from kkim

kj55, tweetybird and Babs_77 like this

one day, our GREAT BOOK OF BOLD will be required reading for all.

#read, #bold

misterlab, kj55, tweetybird and aehmpaeh like this

FLYING FREAKING MONKIES! WHO DO YOU HAVE TO SCREW TO UNLEASH THE FLYING MONKIES!!!

#monday, #flying, #monkies

kj55 and tweetybird like this

the closest i get to camping is a Holiday Inn- that's my roughing it.

#camping

misterlab, kj55 and tweetybird like this

enjoying my morning coffe and overwhelming dread.

it's Monday.

#mondays, #suck, #myhouse

kj55, tweetybird and PenSword72 like this

eating my feelings.

#pissed

UserOne, kj55, Gabbem, aehmpaeh, Lirpae.., Babs_77, lollip, allisonrae, lovelife17, beside and 2 others like this

an abusive man can marry but a gay man cannot?

#justwrong, @misterlab, @gabbem, @PenSword72, @kj55, @kj55-, @tea

misterlab, kj55, Gabbem, soene, Lirpae.., Babs_77, allisonrae, PenSword72, tweetybird and lollip like this

everytime i hear a man say that women have no pain tolerance, the words "bikini wax" "childbirth" and "eyebrow plucking" come to mind.

#pain

UserOne, misterlab, kj55, soene, Lirpae.., Babs_77, allisonrae, beside, tweetybird, PenSword72 and 3 others like this

shitty night and someone made me smile.

thanks.

@tea

UserOne, kj55, Babs_77, PenSword72, beside, lollip, allisonrae, barbimini, RamonaStewart and tweetybird like this

reluctance should never be mistaken for hope

@tea, #perrequest

UserOne, kj55, Babs_77, PenSword72, lollip and tweetybird like this

reposted by tweetybird

don't be fooled. a pretty face can hide a world of pain.

UserOne, mjf, kj55, Babs_77, PenSword72, beside, allisonrae, tweetybird and lovelife17 like this

i guess i thought when you said you'd try

you meant it.

#heartbrkn

UserOne, kj55, Babs_77, PenSword72, beside, allisonrae, lovelife17 and tweetybird like this

don't insult my intelligence
and say you're not hiding anything

when you change your passwords and clear your browsing history.

it kind of defines "hiding something"

#bullshit, @tea, @Ramona, @kj55...

janem803, kj55, Babs_77 and beside like this

i'd spell it out for you but i seriously doubt that would solve the problem.

#moron

UserOne, kj55, PenSword72 and tweetybird like this

reposted by tweetybird and paskizzle

men still make more money than women for exactly the same job.

women can have multiple orgasms.

seems fair to me.

#equality

kj55, Babs_77, guggigirl, Lirpae.. and tweetybird like this

some people spend their lives planning and preparing, all the while forgetting to enjoy the moment.

life is the journey, not the finish line.

#thismoment

kj55, Babs_77 and Lirpae.. like this

nothing will piss you off more than shaving your legs and discovering you shouldn't have bothered.

#nottonight

kj55, Babs_77, RamonaStewart, tweetybird and Lirpae.. like this

i'm a trending writer.

suck that high school!

UserOne, llamabat, kj55, aehmpaeh, tweetybird, PenSword72 and Gabbem like this

guess what skinny bitches?

in the end, the smart girls always win.

#skinny, #bitches, #smart, #girls, #win

swatchUSA, UserOne, llamabat, feliss24, kj55, aehmpaeh, bold, lovelife17 and Gabbem like this

13 or not,
i did it anyway.

you're never too old to be immature.

#immature, #69thpost

Jamille, kj55 and PenSword72 like this

i just like it here because they call me a "writer"

#writers

UserOne, xxyz, kj55, PenSword72, Lastcounter, lovelife17, tweetybird and SimonLauper like this

i just realized that 3 more posts & i'd up to 69, and then i remembered i'm not 13 years old.

#post, #69

Jamille, kj55, PenSword72, Lastcounter and SimonLauper like this

don't fuck with me.

i'm his mom.

#mother

kj55 and Gabbem like this

love is a mom who will take the batteries from her toys to put it in her kid's.

#love, @kj55

kj55, tweetybird and Gabbem like this

if you're truly bold, i'll follow you anywhere.

#bold, #follow, #anywhere

kj55, aehmpaeh, PenSword72 and Babs_77 like this

they tell me to let my kids make their own mistakes.

try and make me.

#kids, #mistakes

mjf, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

"breaking bad" portrays drug use as violent and horrifying. i still think they make it look too easy.

#recovery

kj55 likes this

my 6 year old just announced that karma failed him.

welcome to america son.

#karma, #us

llamabat, Gabbem, Babs_77 and kj55 like this

whoose life will you change today?

#life, #change, #today

Gabbem, Babs_77 and kj55 like this

choose the person who will force you to be better. it won't make life easier, but it does have it's merits.

#choose, #relationships, #men

kj55 likes this

firm believer in following those people who have no followers.

#follow#original

PenSword72, Babs_77 and kj55 like this

a ring on my finger doesn't mean a leash around my neck.

#relationship

janem803, Poetrice, UserOne, lujancarloz, yourijesse, Lizard, lollip2, wickedpyxxie, PenSword72, lollip and 5 others like this

reposted by tweetybird, yourijesse and hanna1105

you CAN put lipstick on a pig but she sure as hell isnt going to look good wearing it

#lipstick#beauty

Gabbem, Babs_77 and kj55 like this

i will always make you breakfast
on rainy sunday mornings

#loveis

Babs_77 and kj55 like this

you aren't a real man until you stick around to help her raise your kid.

#fathers#kids

mjf, Gabbem, Babs_77 and kj55 like this

i spent 30 hours in labor with your smart ass.

show some fucking respect.

#respect#mom

kj55 likes this

"do you guys have drugs?"

"does lipitor count?"

#drugs

kj55 likes this

some days the difference between confidence and insecurity can be a good bra.

#confidence

Gabbem and kj55 like this

it's a chromosone thing.

#men#women

guggigirl and kj55 like this

parents take note:
stop having kids if you can't control them.

#parenting#kids

Gabbem, jasminealv and kj55 like this

i'd love to find that guy who calls himself "the most interesting man in the world" and kick him in the balls. clearly he and i don't agree on what's interesting.

#interesting

mjf, Lastcounter, Gabbem and kj55 like this

so, um...
oops.

#oops#stupid

kj55 likes this

like me and i will like you. speaks volumes about the world.

#like#bold

kj55 likes this

in the good old days, you could have casual sex and not worry about the men calling you again.

#sex#love#men

kj55 likes this

i feel naked without my tiara.

#tiara#naked

kj55 and guggigirl like this

"in the depths of winter,
i finally learned
that within me is
an invincible smmer."

#summer#invincible

kj55 likes this

dear rx co.: my gray hair is the emotional= to his erectile dysfuction. fix it.

#ed#rx

dor1316, kj55, bold and Babs_77 like this

you had me at, "Put it on my card."

#chargeit

mjf, kj55 and bold like this

oh how i long for the ability to unleash flying monkeys!

#flyingmonkeys

sirskitten1, kj55, Babs_77 and bold like this

reposted by sirskitten1

just wait girls, one day you'll pee every time you laugh, sneeze, or run. things might seem tough now, but that's a whole other kind of bad day.

#badday

llamabat, Gabbem, kj55, GaylrdSprFckr and Babs_77 like this

so many unhappy voices out there! the world tries to tell this is the best time of your life & they're fucking liars. with age comes knowledge & one day it won't be so difficult. learn who you are, & don't ever let them make you doubt that. THE WORLD NEEDS YOU, BOLD AND TRUE.

#bold

misskuntergrau, kokum50, PenSword72 and kj55 like this

you know you're getting old when "#" is the symbol for "number."

##number#old

Gabbem, Babs_77, guggigirl and kj55 like this

why is it so shocking to men when a woman says she just needs to get laid?

#sex#laid#men#women

GaylrdSprFckr, kj55 and lovelife17 like this

you may say you're over me, but when i walk away, we both know you'll be staring at my ass.

#breakup, #ass

Gabbem, Babs_77 and kj55 like this

at 36, you'd be bitchy too if the only ones to be at your sexual peak still took gym class

kj55 likes this

boldly go
where no man has gone before

Babs_77 and kj55 like this

is it bad that i get such a kick out of getting those low whistles when i walk down the street?

#whistle, #beauty, #men

janem803, kj55 and Babs_77 like this

i'm too good for you anyway.

#women, #relationships

zoner, urswestermann, bebberboy, guggigirl and kj55 like this

if you lost someone tomorrow, could you count how many times you told them you loved them the day before?

#love, #loss

kj55 and Babs_77 like this

a true love will be nice to your mom

#love, #mom, #nice

kj55 likes this

real men:
-make their bed
-bring you flowers
- say "i'm sorry"
- do the dishes
- love unconditionally
- cook you dinner
- put the toilet down
- smile at you

kj55 likes this

a good parent should endure anything to help their child be a success. anything but a smart ass kid.

#parenting, #children

Gabbem and kj55 like this

some people will never be happy with what they have

#happiness

kj55 likes this

you're cheese to my macaroni, the tacky music to my porn movie

#music, #porn, #movie

ikyoulikey, mjf, PenSword72, brody, chocolat, hebdifescht and kj55 like this

reposted by GaylrdSprFckr

i don't know where you get off- other than in front of the computer.

#nerve

PenSword72, mjf and kj55 like this

You'll never be taken seriously until you're the first person to do so

#seriously, #respect

kj55 likes this

its so difficult to find greeting cards that sound anything like my family...none of the cards sound like they're slurring.

Southington, United States

#family, #cards, #drunks

kj55 likes this

a person who needs control is usually the first person to lose it

#control

kj55 likes this

when you feel like you're all alone in the world, be at peace. you have found the single place where no one can hold you back

#strength, #peace

kj55 likes this

never let someone else be your reason for anything. you are the only reason you need.

Southington, United States

#strength

kj55 likes this

calling someone "stupid" says more about you than them.

kj55 likes this

his voice was honey, with a whisper of gravel

#men, #voice, #honey, #gravel

SourceBlack and kj55 like this

if men had PMS chocolate would be covered by insurance

#chocolate

kj55, Misi, nala and kolelo like this

do you dare to pull back the curtain of the great and powerful oz, for he is but a man... and shitty one at that.

#men

kj55 likes this

i don't expect you to read my mind. i just expect you to know what i'm thinking.

#women, #mind

kj55 likes this

marriage is like owning a catcus, the pricks get you every time.

#marriage, #love

kj55 likes this

i've never faked my reaction to chocolate. can't say the same about men.

#chocolate#me

KosmicKarma, kj55 and Junomea like this

some try changing the system by spray painting buses, carrying signs, and yelling insults at hardworking public servants. and some become unmarried, liberal, pregnant republican campaign workers. which one will get their attention?

#politics, #rebel, #change

kj55 likes this

sex and chocolate produce the same hormones in the brain. but i don't have to shave my legs for chocolate.

#chocolate, #shave, #love

UserOne, hirondelle, MissB, abe, jasym, Gabbem, _Nathalie_, Haru., bold, kj55 and 3 others like this

you think you know me? i don't even know me...who the hell let you in on the secret?

kj55 likes this

a man who hurts a woman, a child, or an animal can never hide the truth of his character. he will always be haunted by his sins.

kj55 likes this

politics then: "to live under the american constitution is the greatest political priviledge that was ever accorded to the human race."
politics now: "i do not like green eggs and ham. i do not like them sam i am."

Babs_77, _Nathalie_ and SimonLauper like this

reposted by SimonLauper

the generations before us sacrificed for the greater good, and their politicians said things like "there's no such thing as a free lunch." our generation can do almost everything fro a drive thru or cell phone, and we have politicians that will read Green Eggs & Ham on the floor of Congress. hmmmm.

IRS, VHS, PMS, iOS. inescapable, void of all logic, and desperately needing instructions that humans comprehend.

#pms, #irs, #logic, #ios

satan likes this

chocolate is to women what sex is to men: if they don't give to us, we'll get it on our own

kj55 likes this

you can't always get what you want. sometimes you have to charge them.

kj55 likes this

never underestimate a woman who just pushed a couch down the stairs.

Reposted from anonymous

#women

kj55 likes this

not all who wander are lost- some of us just have a fucked up map.

Southington, United States

#map

janem803, UserOne, kj55, _Nathalie_, SimonLauper, kolelo, Samwell and satan like this

reposted by satan, lapiccoladiva and lapiccoladiva