traci1967's Posts

If a man speaks in a forrest and there is no woman there to hear him.....is he still wrong?

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14.000 people are having sex right now; 25.000 people are kissing; 50.000 people are hugging.
And you... well you're reading this.

Trust me, I'm not happy about it either.

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its a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard.

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everything

we learn in life, can be summed up in three words...life goes on

8 planets
204 countries
809 islands
7 seas
7.000.000.000 billion + people

AND I AM SINGLE

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I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.

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everyones

ASS has a crack in it

My super power? I can turn Alcohol into regret

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Repost?

Fuck a repost!

I stole your shit and now it's a WePost!

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Self-confidence is the best outfit,
rock it and own it.

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Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

- Unknown

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I wish this conversation had GPS because you lost me about 20 words ago.

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I hate spelling errors so much.

You mix up two letters & your whole post is urined....

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The highest result of education is tolerance

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everybody

is a genius but
if you judge a fish bu its ability to climb a tree it will live his whole life believing its useless

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actions prove who you are...words who you wanna be

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let not the testerdays

rule the todays

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you cant wake a person who pretends to be asleep

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currently

experiencing life at the rate of several wtfs per minute

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things fall apart so they can fall together

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dont like what i bring to thr table well eat alone!!!

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one person can make a diffrence but everyone should try

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look in the mirror.
theres yr competition

dont raise yr voice. improve yr aguement

the future of sucess is in progress

Honesty

is an eXpensive gift.
dont expect it off cheap people

yr brain can play tricks yr eyes can go blind
but yr gut is always right

WHER THE FUCK IS MY HAPPY ENDING

people wanna see you doing good....just not as good as them.

never let waiting become a habit...life is happening now

IF it smells off.....IT usually is.....

Great minds dicuss ideas. Average minds dicuss events. Small minds dicuss people

if they dont know you personally,dont take it personal.

You dont have to walk up to the top of the staircase. Just take the first step

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O.M.G do people not realise that kindness rescpect honesty and truth are free!

dont base your life decisions on the advice of people who dont have to live with the results......

if its important youl find away if not,youl make an excuse

some time the best action is no action

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every thing youv ever wanted is one the other side of fear

dont keep looking back if your not going that way.

seek respect not attention it lasts longer.

tell me ill forget. show me i may remeber. involve me and i learn.

Stop thinking outside the box.Get rid of the box

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Do NO harm...but take no SHIT...

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If the whole world was blind,how many people would you impress.

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Learn to say NO without explaining youself.

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im not a one in a million kinda girl...im a once in a lifetime woman!

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to survive in life u need 3 bones::a wishbone backbone and a funnybone

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all you need is you!!!!

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Don't underestimate the seductive power of a decent vocabulary.

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hiya juneo..im in stockport

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The heart wants what the heart wants but the head knows better...

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Has long as everything is exactly the way i want it.
I am totally flexible.

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You look like a mouldy mushroom

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lack of action is based on the fear of failure

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We interrupt your happiness and positivity to bring you Monday morning... your regularly scheduled happiness and positivity will return on Friday.

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Remember, you don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends you can be certain of.

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Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have!

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i love being alone but i hate being lonely

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Unless you hear it from the horse's mouth you probably heard it from some donkey which makes you a jackass for believing it.

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no one looks back on their life and remembers the night they had penty of sleep

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Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow

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I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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I'm widely recognised as the best specialist in the world....

at buggering things up

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Your attitude determines your altitude

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If you don't live by the praise of men you
won't die by their criticism

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Less
Shit.
More
Content.

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What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how it's supposed to be.

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PERFECT
IS BORING

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Don't ever stray from yourself to get closer to someone else.

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Apologies, like many free things, are often worthless.

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If you tell the truth it becomes part of your past,If you tell a Lie it becomes a part of your future!!!

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Swag is for girls.
Class is for women.

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Some people feel the rain

Others just get wet

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Who are you when nobody is looking?

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I am my problem...

But also my solution.

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Karma is like a 69...

You get what you give.

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Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

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The hardest battle you will have to face is between who you are now and who you want to be

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OH, you think I'm cute when I'm mad? I'm about to be fucking gorgeous!

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MASTERS FROM THE COLLEGE OF LIFE WITH A MAJOR IN SMART ASS.

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Sometimes the best response, is a smile.
And a one finger salute.

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Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win.

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Mmm...
Monday mornings suck so much harder in winter.

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Think all that you speak,but never speak all that you think!

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Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is a bloody train

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NEVER
half-ass
anthing;
whatever
you do, use
your full ass...

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Strong Woman Always Get back Up

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IF the Tongue is doing overtime;IT surely means the Brain is on strike!

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too much ass, not enough leggings

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You make choices but sometimes choices make you

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It's not bitchiness when you finally stop letting people walk all over you and start sticking up for yourself; it's called self-respect.

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I
wonder
if
anyone
is truly
happy...
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Your body language does'nt need translation.

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stop questioning if you are good enough,
special enough, or gifted enough to do it

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only those who are comfortable with each other can sit
without speaking

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*********************
Avoiding
something
won't
make it go
away...
*********************

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It's not length of life but depth of life

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my life is proof that God has one hell of a sense of humor

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A fool thinks himself to be a wise man, a wise man knows himself to be a fool.

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I only weave the rope and fashion the noose.

You hang yourself, all on your own.

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If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it

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no matter where you are in your life,
you will always be able to come up with an excuse to wait

Don't

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I have no patience for a man that can't act like a man.

I already have a pussy. I don't need another one.

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You really just didn't make it my fault did you?

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Define yourself. Don't let others do this for you.

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A

lack

of

boundaries

invites

a

lack

of

respect

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Life is not like a box of chocolates It's like a plate of Chillie's
What you do today may Burn your ASS off tomorrow 8-)

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I don't care what you believe.

I care why you believe it.

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You remind me of my chinese friend

Ug Lee

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Silence is better than BULLSH*T

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National
Pit Bull Awareness Day

There are no bad animals, just some bad pet owners.

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if you are cooler than me, would that make me hotter than you?

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I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I'm someones double vodka!

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Opinions are facts marinated in bullshit.

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lets have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles.

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some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

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Oh, you're dating my ex?

Cool, I'm eating a sandwich.
Want those leftovers too?

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Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously dont know what to do with them in the bedroom.

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Never forget 3 types of people in your life:

• who helped you in your difficult times

• who left you in your difficult times

• who put you in difficult times

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relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

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my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

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the
only
DATES
i get are

UPDATES

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Sex? No thanks, my life fucks me every day

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*
LIFE HAS NO
REMOTE.
GET UP AND
CHANGE IT
YOURSELF.

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before you SPEAK, LISTEN. before you ACT, THINK. before you QUIT, TRY. before you SHIT, look for PAPER.

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"Don't worry,
the spider is
smaller than
you"

"...yeah, so is a
grenade"

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Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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if you rearrange the letters in

MOTHER IN LAW

you get

WOMAN HITLER

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Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.

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,,If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second,,

~Johnny Depp

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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the brain is the most important human organ, it works 24/7/365.
from the beginning of your life till the moment you fall in love...

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YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

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Spring needs to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs.

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not single but in love with freedom

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Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

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I swear if my
memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

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The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

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Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

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Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

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The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

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Trust your heart, it beat before you were able to think!

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I have no extra space in my head to cram bullshit.
You keep it.

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I don't think I meet the height requirement to ride your emotional roller-coaster.

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Before you can truly love someone else, first you have to love yourself.

Then wash your hands.

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Why does everyone say think outside the box?
What is inside the box that they don't want us to think about?

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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:

She changes it more often.

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People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don't have one.

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Relationship status:

Looking for a WiFi connection.

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What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

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Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

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there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

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Never trust a warm toilet seat

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until 0% battery do us part

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when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

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At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

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bad decisions make good stories

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?... That's common sense leaving your body.

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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

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Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

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I'm in competition
with no one..
have no desire
to play the game of being better than anyone..
just simply trying to be better than the person I was yesterday •

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Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

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I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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never under estimate the predicability of stupidity!!!

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret.

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You seem like a sweet person.

Mind if I lick you to find out?

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Thank you for accepting who I am, even if you'll never understand it.

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Fact is

the world
needs more
honesty

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Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

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I see your dumbness knows no bounds.

That's not an insult,
that's an observation.

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I've lost my ability to give a damn.

If found, no need to return it. Go ahead & keep it and see if it works for you.

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Thou shalt not start Christmas advertising when it is still October.

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When you're dead you don't know that you're dead. It's only difficult for the others.

It's the same thing when you're stupid.

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I haven't met Mr. Right, but I have met...

Mr. Player
Mr. Dumbass
Mr. Liar
Mr. Asshole
and
Mr. Douchebag

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Some of you are like family to me.

I don't want you calling me either.

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You're not totally useless, you could be used as a bad example.

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Dear life,
When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I did not hit you...
I simply hi-fived your face.

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SMART HAS THE
PLANS,
STUPID HAS
THE
STORIES.

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Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings

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The best things in life are not things.

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Sit back, relax and enjoy a braless evening

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