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be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

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be a beautiful cupcake in a world full of muffins.

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i have an entire forest living inside me, and you have carved your intials into every tree.

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Plottwist:
You're out with friends and your hair looks great.

Plottwist:
Your hair looks great.

Plottwist:
You're out with friends.

Plottwist:
You're out.

Plottwist:
Friends.

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Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this.

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When I was a kid, I used to sing "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k, elemeno, p"

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I'm sad.

Nah just kidding! I lost that emotion years ago...

(Sobs loudly in corner)

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I'm sad.

Nah just kidding! I lost that emotion years ago...

(Sobs loudly in corner)

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just read a list of "100 things to do before you die"...

i'm pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn't one of them.

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2010 - ugly
2011 - ugly
2012 - ugly
2013 - ugly
2014 - ugly

So is there going to be a plottwist in 2015 or?

#plottwist

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Why do they even include 2015 as an option, when selecting your birth year online...

Like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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Fastest way to mess up someones Knock Knock joke?

"It's open"

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Why are there never any good side effects?

Just once I'd like to read a medication that says, "may cause extreme good smell and sexiness"

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If I was a teacher

I would try to figure out who had a crush on who
and make sure they were always paired up

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Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are and never thinks you've had enough to eat.

Date your grandma

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95% of the world's oceans is undiscovered...

you can't tell me mermaids don't exist.

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have you ever had one of those days when your holding a stick...

and everyone looks like a pinata.

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TO DO LIST

1. buy 4 pigs

2.paint 1,2,3,and 5 on their backs

3. release them inside Wal-Mart

4. sit back and watch security search for number 4

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dad: look what i got you!

me: what?

dad: Chromcast, you plug it in your t.v. and it picks up what's on your phone in text form and you can read it on the t.v.

me:

me:

me: i'll give you 10 reasons why that's a bad idea.

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well another day has passed and i did'nt use algebra.

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stop bitching about the frigid cold...

there are kids in Africa that don't even have winter.

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well, well, well if it isn't auto-correct.

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if i could do a backflip you'd know it because that's how i would exit every room.

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when your hair won't listen to you, and you're like...

i gave you life, i grew you myself.

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Tolkein died in 1973, reverse it and you get 3791

3 rings for the elven kings under the sky
7 for the dwarf lords in halls of stone
9 for the mortal men doomed to die
1 for the dark lord on his dark throne

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Why are unwritten ruled still unwritten...

...If everybody knows they are?

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if frodo can get the ring to mordor, you can stay at work.

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Remember, if we get caught you're deaf and i don't speak english.

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rabbits jump and live 8 years. dogs run and live 15 years. turtles do nothing and live 150 years, lesson learned.

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my day starts backwards, i wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

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I Hate when I Plan my Day..
And Nobody Follow's
The Script !!

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1) Don't ever change.

2) You have to change.

3) You've changed

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#relationship, #relationshit

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Do you ever start telling your parents a funny story then remember what had happened was illegal.

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Whatever you do always give 100 %

... unless your donating blood!

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#deadly, #don't, #lol, #:')

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I'll tell you a secret about storytelling. Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty... were not perfect in the beginning. It's only a happy ending on the last page, right? If the princess had everything from the beginning, there wouldn't be a story.

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If you want to go fast, go alone.

If you want to go far, go together.

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Words don't need photoshop

but they look better with boldomatic!

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WAIT !!
you mean to tell me
that
STRESS BALL'S
are not for throwing at PEOPLE
WHO STRESS ME OUT ?

^_^

oop's

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#foreveralone, #badhabbit, #stressbals, #soitworks, #:')

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I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

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I need some space, said the astronaut

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

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Locked eyes with a guy after he finished making out with his girl... My most awkward walk through Wal-Mart ever.

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Times you just want to

Lalalaaa!!
Nananaaa!!

Or shit - it's all right ;)

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I actually don't know if my stomach makes happy sounds or hungry.

lalalaaa my friend Fridge knows :)

#badhabits

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Me: I want a magical unicorn for Christmas!

Santa: Be realistic.

Me: OK, I want 5 minutes to myself each day to have my coffee hot and pee in peace.

Santa: What colour unicorn would you like?

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A world where we are smarter than our phones

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I always feel guilty walking out of a store when I didn't buy anything like I stole something

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Me in class:
- What do we do?
- Wait what happened?
- When's the test?
- What is this?
- How do you do this?
- What?

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I never seem to know the "people you may know" suggestions.

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#facebook, #soccialmedia, #true, #foreveralone, @ramonastewart

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Sometimes Me think. What is friend? And then me say:
"Friend is someone to share the last cookie with!"
-Cookie Monster

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Do you ever just need a 6 month vacation,

like twice a year

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And if you were to ask me

After all we've been through

"still belive in magic?"

Well yes, I do.

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If you tickle my foot,

I'm not responsable for what happens to your face :')

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"Ok, ok, I'm serious now."

*long pause*

*Burst out in laughing*

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Alarm clock's perspective:

You get mad at me when i wake you up, and you get mad at me when i don't!

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I wish my summer vacation was as long as Phineas & Pherb's.

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to me is beauty about being comfortable in your own skin. it's about knowing and accept who you are

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My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. Like seriously? You actually listened to me, thank you!

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"Who the fuck took my...

oh, here it is..."

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In bed it's 6am, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 7:45.
In class it's 1:30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's still 1:30...

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1/3 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a little body.

1/3 part of me: I want to be hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves. also a fuck you attide

1/3 part of me: I don't even care and want to eat cake all day.

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I wear makeup to be pretty and also to secretly attract guys while pretending I'm only wearing makeup for myself.

Something must be horribly wrong with my brain...

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

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Dear haters,

I couldn't help but notice that
"awesoME"
ends with "me" and
"Ugly"
starts with "U"
:p

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If you don't like to read,
you haven't found the right book yet.

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That moment when you talk to yourself.
And you start smiling like an idiot.
Because you're just so hilarious

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You never know what you have until...

you clean
your room.

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$Following you...^_^ oooo0 ( ) \ / \ | oooo0 \__| ( ) \ / | / |__/$

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Are you a camera?
Because every time you look at me
I smile...^_^

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I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about

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The synonym for reality is offline.

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The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

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That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

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I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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#awkward, #sex, #foreveralone

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Being famous on Instagram is like being rich on Monopoly.

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don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

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Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

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I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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some things in life can not be discriped.

...
that face when you lought of your own joke'

I hate it when my Wifi doesn't work

Mumblr :(

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Don't you hate it when you have two ideas at once, and you know you're going to forget one of them...

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#noidea, #reality, #foreveralone

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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I like tea.
And I like cookies.

So don't give me
teacookies...

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

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Always be youself.
Unless you can be a Superhero.

Than always be a Superhero!

@sofiej1998, #superhero, #life

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money can't buy you happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle...

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why do they call buildings 'buildings' if they're already built?

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*sneaks down the stairs to get to the fridge*

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#sneaky, #hungry, #love, #foreveralone

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i'm sorry for what i said i was hungry

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#treu, #food, #little'i', #foreveralone

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Watch random posts

Yeah right. pull down to reload

@sofiej1998, #random, #foreveralone

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Don't
Spit
in my face and tell me
it's raining

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I'm the

'why?'

in the

'why not?'

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i asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.

she replied: sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight.
i said: wow!

then her friend said:
-she means 6663629

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#random, #sex, #awkward

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14,000 people are having sex right now.

25,000 are kissing.

50,000 are hugging.

And you... well you're reading this post.

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#foreveralone, #love, #sex

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why does the winter come after autumn??

When I was a kid, my parents dressed me because I didn't care what I looked like. Looking at photos, they obviously didn't care either.

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#parents, #past, #treu, #foreveralone

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Everything is relative.

-Albert Einstein-

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times I'd like to like someone's like to my posts...

#like

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He broke my mothers vase, so he broke my heart.

He stole my chocolate.
No, he hasn't stole my heart...

#keepsmiling :)

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I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

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When was the last time
you did something for te first time?

#quote, #tryagain, #foreveralone

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Sometimes I felt eyes on my back, then I turn and see:

Nobody - hello? maybe there's a spy somewhere.

But I never see him. And I began to wonder if he's real.

No... he's just realy good.