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Das Leben ist zu kurz, um den USB-Stick gesichert rauszunehmen.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lost a shoe you're probably drunk.

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Bad habits?Thinking about a bold text during phone calls with my mother.

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Inside of every boss lives a little darth vader commanding the death star.

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If youre feeling empty you at least feel like the universe.

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Yelling at people is highly effective if you want to get things done. Ask any baby.

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Last night I dreamed of you. And now I want to take sleeping pills all the time.

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The better you know the urban dictionary the less cool you are.

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