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you look like hell
yeah i just got back

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TO THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY GLASSE'S.....
I WILL FIND YOU,
I HAVE CONTACT'S

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The voices in my head are snoring at night and it's annoying.

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i have mixed drinks about feelings . . .

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A detective asked me where I was between 4 and 6?

Kindergarten I guess, why?

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A detective asked me where I was between 4 and 6?

Kindergarten I guess, why?

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PAPERCUT:

A TREE'S FINAL MOMENT OF REVENGE.

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If you're reading this bring me some tequila.

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Stop complaining about your life.
People are out there dating your ex.

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MARRIAGE:

when dating goes to far.

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relationships are like algebra...

have you ever looked at your x and wondered y?

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reality called, so i hung up on that bitch!

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU WHEN YOU KEEP RUNNING AWAY EVERYTIME I UNTIE YOU.

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The first five days after the weekend are hard!!

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I
USED
TO
DRINK,

BUT THAT WAS HOURS AGO !

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Honesty usually is the best policy...

Except when your wife asks you,"Does this (article of clothing) make me look fat?"

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A JEALOUS WOMAN DOES WAY BETTER RESEARCH THAN THE FBI

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YOU ARE DUST, AND YOU WILL RETURN TO DUST....
THAT'S WHY I DON'T DUST,
IT COULD BE SOMEONE I KNOW !

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I finished three books today. . .

And believe it or not. . .

That's a lot of coloring

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I finished three books today. . .

And believe it or not. . .

That's a lot of coloring

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SESAME STREET DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR ANY OF THIS SHIT.

FU BIG BIRD.

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SESAME STREET DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR ANY OF THIS SHIT.

FU BIG BIRD.

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SESAME STREET DIDN'T PREPARE ME FOR ANY OF THIS SHIT.

FU BIG BIRD.

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Of course size matters!

No one wants
a small glass of wine!

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It's 3:00AM Saturday morning.
You know you're drunk when you're sitting on the toilet trying to put your seat belt on.

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the problem with "treat yourself" is that i don't know how to stop. i had a bad day in december and i've been treating myself ever since.

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Yesterday i did nothing and today i'm finishing what i started yesterday.

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many marriages are workshops:
the husband works; the wife shops.

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How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?

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but boss ... what's wrong with giving up work for lent?

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My neighbours are having sex so loud that I need a cigarette.

And I don't even smoke.

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I THINK I MAY NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.....

A CHEF, A BUTLER AND A MAID SHOULD DO IT!

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I get road rage walking behind people

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some days i feel like I'm the normal one in the family and that scares me.

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mum: a little birdie told me you were doing drugs.

me: well it seems to me that the only one doing drugs is you since apparently you talk to birds.

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WHEN THE COLORING BOOK SAYS

"2-4 YEARS"
AND YOU FINISH FOUR WEEKS ;-)

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It's OK to follow your dream, just make sure you don't look like a stalker.

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SOMEONE TOLD ME ONCE THAT SHOOTING STARS ARE JUST ANGELS THROWING THEIR CIGARETTES AWAY BEFORE GOD COULD CATCH THEM SMOKING ?

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The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself.

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If money can't buy happiness, um, what about beer?

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Every beauty needs a beast!

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Every beauty needs a beast!

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a?????????? g????????l????°??????i????????t?????°???c??´´???h?~????

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When a woman says "What?", it's not because she didn't hear you.
She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

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GOOD
MORNING!

Have
a wonderful
Wednesday

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My neighbor was singing in the shower this morning.
I don't mind, I can't hear anything through a telescope anyway.

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I THINK MY IPHONE IS BROKEN,
I PRESSED THE HOME BUTTON AND I'M STILL AT WORK!

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IT'S THE GOOD GIRLS WHO KEEP DIARIES,
THE BAD GIRLS NEVER HAVE TIME ?

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If I'm on the road to hell, at least I'm going in style.

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i need new haters the old ones are starting to like me.

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EAT AN ORANGE BEFORE WORKING OUT,
NOT ONLY DOES IT KEEP YOU HYDRATED!

BUT IT ALSO PREVENTS YOUR MUSCLES GETTING SORE.

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MAYBE IF WE ALL SAT EXTREMLY STILL...
(MONDAY)
WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE US!

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i don't know where all this shit about me being a "difficult person" is coming from, i'm a constant fucking delight.

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******************************
GOOD NIGHT AND REMEMBER WHEN YOU DREAM OF ME?
I LIKE IT RUFF "

******************************

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Somedays I'm so damn good you'll want the recipe. Other days you'd be scared to feed me to the dog.

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YOU REMIND ME OF MY LITTLE PINKY TOE....
SOONER OR LATER I'M GONNA BANG YOU ON THE TABLE.

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I wonder if billionaires wake up feeling like a million bucks.

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Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

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online shopping, because it's frowned upon to be in a store wearing a
jock strap
and drinking
a margarita.

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i really do try to see the best in people, but seriously...
some of you fuckers are making it so
damn hard.

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Popping wheelies with a shopping cart, now that's bad ass!

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Why do I dance like no one is looking?
People need to see this shit!

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when my mum told me that i live in a fantasyland, i nearly fell off my dragon.

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i feel like water solves all problems. want to lose weight? drink water. clear face? drink water. tired of your man? drown him.

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three horrible facts:

1. today is not friday.
2. tomorrow is not friday.
3. even the day after tomorrow is not friday.

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I haven't posted a selfie in awhile but im still fucking
gorgeous.

Just to keep you updated.

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them ,

the police call it indecent exposure, but whatever....

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If you want to try to use me, you better make sure that you're able to handle me.

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I took the road less travelled and now i don't know where the fuck i am.

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The thing I look forward to most about being old, is being able to shoplift and just
pretend I'm only confused.

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How much longer do I need to stay unmarried before they give me a Bachelor's degree?

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Couldn't a Viagra addiction be there hardest time of your life?

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IT'S BEEN SO COLD OUT !! I GUESS THERE IS NO WAY TO BRING BACK GLOBAL WARMING !!! ??

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IT'S BEEN SO COLD OUT !! I GUESS THERE IS NO WAY TO BRING BACK GLOBAL WARMING !!! ??

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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do it.

;-)

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Beer is the answer...but I don't think I remember the question.

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i hate when i gain 10 lbs for a role and then realise i'm not an actor.

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George Soros is behind the Riots in the USA ! Who pays these idiots to do so !!!

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George Soros is behind the Riots in the USA ! Who pays these idiots to do so !!!

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If you can't get out of the car until the good song finishes, you can be in my tribe.

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I love my pillow because it gives me a different hairstyle every morning.

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If you've had sex with less than 12 people, people that have had sex with you belong to a more exclusive club than those who have walked on the moon.

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coffee, you're on the bench. alcohol,
suit up.

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Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I'm today.....

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Wheres Global Warming ? I have been waiting !!!! Fourteen Years for it !!!!

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All This Protesting because its President Trump in charge !! If it was any other President !!! Would be No Protesting !!! Liberal sore loser leftists !!! Get a life !!!!

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX POSITION'S CREATE UGLY KID'S,
ASK YOUR MOM APPARENTLY SHE KNOW'S EVERYTHING!

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A MAN ASKED A FAIRY TO MAKE HIM DESIRABLE TO ALL WOMEN....
SO SHE TURNED HIM INTO A CREDIT CARD!

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SELFIE'S
ARE
A Lot Sadder
When
YOU
Think Of Them
AS ALONE-IES
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_

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My Bed
Wasn't Feeling
Well This Morning,
So I Stayed at Home
To Take Care Of It.

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whenever a bird shits on my car, i eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my patio, just to let them know what i'm capable of.

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if i ever go missing, i would like my photo put on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. that way my family and friends will know to look for me.

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Don't step on the grass...
smoke it.

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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks,
" some asshole has my pen "...

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The thing I look forward to most about being old, is being able to shoplift and just
pretend I'm only confused.

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I CAN'T DANCE TO SAVE MY LIFE,
BUT IF I STEP IN DOG POO!
I CAN MOONDANCE BETTER THAN MICHAEL JACKSON!

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..... New
Year.....

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One good thing about my situation: I have to have my wits about me at all times. So, tomorrow, I'll wake up feeling great! Well, not great- I never wake up feeling great. Actually, I'll probably wake up tired, after a lousy nights sleep. Also, sometimes I wake up feeling like I have a hangover without the benefit of having been drinking...oh, nevermind. There's nothing good...:(

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Its hard to drink wine in the shower.

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i'm a damn good bartender...

except i'm my only customer. i also don't get paid, and i work from home.

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the moment when that little voice in your head says: "yep...you're going to hell".

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The secret to enjoying good wine:
Open it and let it breathe. If it looks like it's not breathing apply mouth to mouth.

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A guy said...

"I'd divorce my wife but I never want to see her that happy".

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The pounds I lost last months....
got them back! No need to search anymore

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Never regret a day in your life good days give happiness bad days give experience worst days give lessons and best days give memories (HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

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Stop global whining

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CNN !!! WHAT A JOKE !!! THE ELECTION IS OVER !!! STOP CRYING !!! GET ON WITH LIFE !!

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One day I'm gonna be the best version of myself with a great ending!

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Dear Santa,

yes, I know, I was a little bit naughty this year.

But it was definitely worth it!

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Sometimes I'm so hot ~when I put on my reading glasses they fog up.

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never take advice from me. you'll only end up drunk...

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After all this time I've finally figured that drinking is my favorite drinking game.

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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas...

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WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS SO MAD AT MY PARENTS,
I DIDN'T TALK TO THEM FOR 2 YEARS!

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A MAN ASKED A FAIRY TO MAKE HIM DESIRABLE TO ALL WOMEN....
SO SHE TURNED HIM INTO A CREDIT CARD!

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SOMETIME'S I TAKE BATH'S
BECAUSE
IT'S
HARD TO
DRINK WINE
IN THE
SHOWER!

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IT's OK IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD TASTE?

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My Bed
Wasn't Feeling
Well This Morning,
So I Stayed at Home
To Take Care Of It.

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LOST THE TV SATELLITE !!! THE RUSSIANS MUST HAVE HACKED US !!! LOL !!!

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When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me. ... and I got it!

~ Emo Phillips

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men wear the pants, but the women controls the zipper .!

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OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF!

sometime's i need expert advice.

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ugh...

if the people in these horror movies would just listen to me, they would still be alive!

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A MAN WALKED INTO A LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE,
THE LIBRARIAN SAID

" NO FK OFF YOU WON'T BRING IT BACK"

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Man cannot live by bread alone... thus, beer and stuff!

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I just want to sleep for 2
years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

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mum: what does idk, ly, and ttyl mean?

me: i don't know, love you, talk to you later.

mum: okay i'll ask one of your brothers.

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I have to pee.

- An autobiography

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Some people seem to go through life standing at the complaint counter.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX POSITION'S CREATE UGLY KID'S,
ASK YOUR MOM APPARENTLY SHE KNOW'S EVERYTHING!

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i was looking for the brakes of the dustbin i was riding

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I'LL
STOP
WEARING
BLACK
WHEN
THEY
INVENT
A DARKER
COLOUR.

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$THERE USED TO BE A PICTURE HERE) / \/ BUT HILLARY DELETED IT?$

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My goal in life is to piss off at least one person a day.

So far I'm about 12 years ahead of schedule

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$THERE USED TO BE A PICTURE HERE) / \/ BUT HILLARY DELETED IT?$

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Couldn't a Viagra addiction be there hardest time of your life?

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you know you had good sex when you walk outside to your car and the neighbours start clapping.

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CNN !!! Is causing a lot of problems for Trump !! Maybe Someone should shut them down !!! CLINTONS NEWS NETWORK !!! Stop the bias !! Trump won !!! Move on !

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i wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex instead of police officers.

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TRUMP WON THE ELECTION ! Can the sore losers !! Let it go ! The USA NEEDS UNITY NOW ! Not Fighting in the streets !! It makes these People ! Look like DEPLORABLES !!!!

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I'M KINDA GLAD DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT,
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I'D TRY TO RIDE ONE AFTER A FEW DRINK'S

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IF HILLARY GETS IN AS PRESIDENT ! SAY GOOD BYE TO AMERICA ! OPEN BORDERS ! PROTECT YOUR FAMILY !!! WILL JUST BE ANOTHER THIRD WORLD COUNTRY !!!

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LISTENED TO CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON !! She has never done anything for America never will !! A CLONE FOR OBAMA !!!! another four years of HIM !!! WHAT A JOKE !! WAKE UP !!!! AMERICA !!! SHE'S FOR THE RICH PEOPLE !!! NOT FOR THE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE
!!!!

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CNN !!!! CLINTONS NATIONAL NEWS !!!!

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HILLARY CLINTON !! A DISGRACE TO THE USA !!!! PUT HER IN JAIL !!!!

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CNN !!!! CLINTONS NATIONAL NEWS !!!!

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I was originally against getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

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LISTENED TO CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON !! She has never done anything for America never will !! A CLONE FOR OBAMA !!!! another four years of HIM !!! WHAT A JOKE !! WAKE UP !!!! AMERICA !!! SHE'S FOR THE RICH PEOPLE !!! NOT FOR THE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE
!!!!

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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A VOTE FOR CROOKED HILLARY IS A VOTE TO DESTROY !!!! AMERICA !!!

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I HATE MY MOOD'S
THEY NEVER ASK PERMISSION BEFORE THEY CHANGE?

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I don't stop when I'm tired, I stop when she's done.

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The guy at these helium factory quit his job. He refused to be talked to in that tone of voice.

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If I farted on my wallet does that mean I have more gas money?

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I'm defending alcohol now. I've done some pretty stupid shit while I was sober too.

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None of us are getting out of here alive so please stop
treating yourself like some
after thought. Eat the food. Jump in the ocean. Say the truth. Be silly, be weird, be kind. Simply cause there is no time for anything else.

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Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!

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AS YOU RAMBLE THROUGH LIFE
WHATEVER BEYOUR GOAL;

KEEP YOUR EYE
UPON THE DONUT,

AND NOT UPON
THE HOLE.

-IRISH PROVERB-

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EVERYBODY CAN'T BE IRISH!!!

SOMEBODY HAS TO DRIVE?

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I JUST REPLACED THE AIR FRESHENER IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM WITH AN AIR HORN,
AND NOW WE WAIT......

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SOMETIME'S I TAKE BATH'S
BECAUSE
IT'S
HARD TO
DRINK WINE
IN THE
SHOWER!

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I JUST REPLACED THE AIR FRESHENER IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM WITH AN AIR HORN,
AND NOW WE WAIT......

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Flight attendant:
"Would you like some headphones?"

Customer:
"Why not? But how did you know my name is phones"

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Flight attendant:
"Would you like some headphones?"

Customer:
"Why not? But how did you know my name is phones"

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whoever snuck the "s" into fast food was a clever little bastard

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when shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born with out assholes •

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I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits.
The other 7 glasses are just for fun.

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JUST READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT DRINKING....
SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, SO THAT'S IT, I'M DONE,
AFTER TODAY.... NO MORE READING FOR ME ?

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What did your parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

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I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.

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It's never too late to be what you want to be. Unless what you want to be is younger. Then you're screwed.

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When I was born the devil said "Oh shit, competition".

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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IF YOU ARE VOTING FOR
KILLARY !!! RAISE YOUR HAND ? THEN SLAP YOUR FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN !!!!! AND SAY DON'T BE SO DAMN STUPID !!!!

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We were happy for quite a few years.

Then we met.

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I never make a mistake twice.
I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

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The Secret Of A Happy Marriage Is Still A Secret

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See you all in church. Just kidding, meet you at the bar.

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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A VOTE FOR CROOKED HILLARY IS A VOTE TO DESTROY !!!! AMERICA !!!

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CNN !!! STANDS FOR CLINTONS NATIONAL NEWS !!! WHAT A BIAS NETWORK !!!!

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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CNN !!! STANDS FOR CLINTONS NATIONAL NEWS !!! WHAT A BIAS NETWORK !!!!

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CNN IS OWNED BY THE CLINTONS! CNN IS SO BIAS ! IF YOU WANT THE TRUTH WATCH FOX !!!!

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LISTENED TO CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON !! She has never done anything for America never will !! A CLONE FOR OBAMA !!!! another four years of HIM !!! WHAT A JOKE !! WAKE UP !!!! AMERICA !!! SHE'S FOR THE RICH PEOPLE !!! NOT FOR THE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE
!!!!

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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A VOTE FOR CROOKED HILLARY IS A VOTE TO DESTROY !!!! AMERICA !!!

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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I never met Satan, but I've dated his child.

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I Finished Your Laundry, The Ashes Are In The Fire Place.

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I THINK THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND THE DEMOCRATS OWN THE MEDIA AND CNN !!!! VERY BIAS PEOPLE !!!!

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Guys!
It's 'take
your wedgie
to work,'
day!

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I THREW A BOOMERANG LIKE 6 YEAR'S AGO AND IT NEVER CAME BACK.
NOW I LIVE IN CONSTANT FEAR.

• •
@

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I think stealing a
Pot of Gold from
a Leprechaun is probably
a Hate Crime amongst Fairy Folk.

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OH MY GOODNESS
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THERE WERE TWO OF ME!

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IF YOU'RE
HAPPY
AND YOU
KNOW IT...
IT'S YOUR
MED'S

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Life, is to be lived.
Memories, are to be cherished.
Fear, is to be faced.
Anger, is destructive, so let it go.

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I tried mixing Pepsi and Coke, today. Everything went dark and fizzy for a bit, but my nose is fine.

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You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands... for instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly pissed off!

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