puremlnd's Posts

hab einem Hipster ins Bein geschossen

jetzt hopst er

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ich hatte vom Feeling her ein gutes Gefühl

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vaginas are like weather

if it's wet, it's time go inside

Langnau, Switzerland

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ob die bei Zalando auch so kreischen, wenn ein Paket zurückkommt?

Langnau, Switzerland

Tipp:

steht dir die Scheisse bis zum Hals, lass bloss den Kopf nicht hängen!

Langnau, Switzerland

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Du solltest nicht über Schönheit reden, wenn deine Schminke mehr wiegt als dein Gehirn!

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reposted by Babs_77

wer Stroh im Kopf hat, fürchtet den Funken Wahrheit

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wer mehr isst als er tinken kann, kann öfters auf die Toilette als er muss

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alle Bläser die noch keinen Ständer haben, gehen bitte nach oben und holen sich einen runter!

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allein schlafen fördert die Wohnungsknappheit

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Hol den Vodka - wir müssen über Gefühle reden...

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das Ende kommt immer zum Schluss

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hab grad gehört, dass heute noch 16 Grad werden sollen, mir ist vor Freude beinahe der Glühwein aus der Hand gefallen!

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ich glaube dem Wetter ist die Sonne ausgegangen...

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um morgens im Bad Zeit zu sparen, bin ich einfach schon schön

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wird eigentlich irgendwann mal "Tag des Orgasmus" gefeiert?

also ich würde kommen...

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letzte Nacht gegen 3 Uhr hat mein Nachbar ganz plötzlich an der Tür geklingelt... Mir ist vor Schreck beinahe die Motorsäge aus der Hand gefallen...

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Frau Holle hat vergessen, in den Sommerurlaub zu gehen...

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mit boldomatic chaschs nid länger... aber besser!

es tönt vielleicht egoistisch, aber ich möchte eigentlich nur mein Leben ruinieren...

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brenn
Böögg
brenn

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bei meinem Dacia ist gestern der Scheibenwischer kaputt gegangen... Fazit: TOTALSCHADEN

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Petrus hat wohl vergessen den Wasserhahn zuzudrehen

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Ich möchte in einer Welt aufwachen, in der ich weiterschlafen kann

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Gehirne sind schon was Tolles! Wär super wenn jeder eins hätte!

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Ich hoffe, der Sommer fällt dieses Jahr auf einen Samstag...

Bei manchen Menschen denke ich mir: 'Der dreht sicherlich auch das Quadrat bei Tetris'

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uploading...

FUN

...to weekend!

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today

thursday

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HANDS UP IN THE AIR

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f.ck is easy, f.ck is funny, many people f.ck for money, if you think that f.ck is funny, f.ck yourself and save your money

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I was sleeping very well in my quitshing Bettgestell... And in the middle of the Nacht, there is my Gestell together gekracht. I wish you that das nie passiert and that my English better wird

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let's destroy Facebook! boldomatic to power!

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try!

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay and you never get anything back.

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

10.000 Sperms and I was the fastest

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nobody is perfect - my name is nobody

real eyes realize real lies

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money is not everything
there's mastercard and visa

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a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

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was ist die mehrzahl von baum?

wald!

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Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!

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Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.

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Yes, I’ve made mistakes. Life didn’t come with instructions.

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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

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I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.

“A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”

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Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments.

We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.

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Face your problems, don’t facebook them.

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Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like!

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You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know.

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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once

Mum + Dad +
Beer -Condom = You

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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My IQ test came back...

Negative!

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time is hard, life is small, take it easy, f*ck it all

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WHAT YOU FEEL IS WHAT YOU ARE

Don't wait for the perfect moment,
take the moment and make it perfect!

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