normalgenes111's Posts

I SWEAR, OFFICER!!It just WENT OFF

[right after i pulled the trigger]

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i cherish you with all of my little black heart

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i dont really get heart broken anymore. i just get mad that someone got over on me.

i still cant decide if this is good or bad.....

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i maintain extreme imbalance under normal stress

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its time to go nighty night when boldamatic is just blank.
or maybe i HAVE gone blind. oh well, either way..... sweet dreams

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my daddy? oh he's a pistol.
Im a son of a gun.....

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though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i fear no evil..... cause theyre my best friends

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i thought i was an excellent speller until i started bolding.......with no spell check. now i know the truth.......an tha trooth wheel sit yew phreeeee

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outtie, like curt gowdy, yall.....

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i think i just had a v8......

nope, i farted again...

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a posse's only as strong as the sum of its parts

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in my mind, im a dangerous outlaw with a nickle plated .45 and a cigarette hanging from my lip.....

in the mirror im just a girl. Only a smirk on my face.............
............with a nickle plated .45 and cigarette hanging from my lip....

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It costs nothing for a candle to light another candle.

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i hate when i hit the heart on MY OWN bold by accident and it makes me look all conceited......

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pretty sure i like more people in here than ANYWHERE else in my life.

thats pretty cool.

i thought the breed had died out.

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so this girl says to me "people dont understand people like us, Lyla". I thought "if you really knew me, youd scream bloody murder and run far, far away" BUT i only nodded....
.....it made me wonder what ID do if i REALLY knew HER. So i screamed and ran away.

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When I was little, I didn't care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me.

Looking back at some of my old pictures, it's obvious that my parents didn't care either...

Reposted from MeMyselfAnd..I

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ive come to the realization that theres only one person in this world that listens to me.....

otherwise, id be dead or in an institution.

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im getting a tattoo on my shoulder that says:

"¡¡WARNING!!"

and thats it......

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i like you lollip.....
a whole whole bunch

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Dont tell me about inner conflict...
I am a minimalist, naturalist, survivalist, femininist, Kuntry Gurl......
with an overpowering iPhone addiction and a full set of teeth.

im so very ashamed of myself......

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optimists claim that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.

pessimists are scared that might be true.

Reposted from ernstrose

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"OH LORD WONTCHA BUY ME AN APPLE TV?!?? CUZ DIALIN FOR DOLLARS IS TRYIN TO FIND ME!"

.....and could you put a rush on that one, Lord? I'm pretty sure my iphone addiction is why my eyes glow at night.......

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ILL SLEEP WHEN IM DEAD.

(i hope, being a zombie would suck real bad)

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Yes, we can

not.

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is it just me or did shit just get serious?

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with KY you are always ready to receive His miracles

Reposted from tweetybird

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God sits on my shoulder and talks to me. Kinda like a Parakeet.....
but God NEVER eats crackers....

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it should read: Look Calm and Fuck Shit Up Once You've Got An Escape Plan

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if one more person tells me to keep calm, i swear to gawd im throwin that fuckin crown at 'em

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............oh yeah, now i remember what i was gonna say......

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my plan for world domination started phase two, today. i call it "fuck it man, puff puff pass, Bogie!!!"

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That awkward moment when someone says that overused phrase, that awkward moment.

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whoever snuck
the 's' in fast food
is a clever bastard.

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BEFORE SEX...YOU HELP EACH OTHER GET NAKED, AFTER SEX YOU ONLY DRESS YOURSELF.

MORAL OF THE STORY: IN LIFE NO ONE HELPS YOU

ONCE YOU'RE FUCKED.

Reposted from bold

#fucked

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its BLUE!!!
its Blue!!
The gadddamn pen is blue

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biblical innocence

angelic whores
cherubic gigalos
sinners all but
saved from
serpentine
temptations

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my priest gave me a bj

i confess,
it was heavenly

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Today's secret word is "thanks". If someone says the secret word, scream loud and punch them in the face.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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MANAMANA
dodoodododo
manamana
do do do do

MANAMANA
do do do do do
do do do
do do do do do do do do do do!!

#MANAMANA

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i say "just fuckin change, man"

or is it "just gimme all your fucking change, man!"

oh, well, theyre BOTH life affirming, huh?

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oooooooooooh LORD! wontchoo buy me a meeercedeeees benz!!!

okay god, but for real, i have a flat......

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man, i just wrote the best bold......

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Every time you are tempted to react the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future.

~ Deepak Chopra

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time for my coffee bagel. guess what im going to wash it down with?
thats right!!!!
hardcore porn......

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there are no secrets, only whispered facts

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im proof that a person can be jaded, innocent, stupid, intelligent, ignorant AND well informed.

god, im confused....

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just five more minutes Ma....

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The best friendships
are built on inappropriateness and sarcasm.

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That risky naked run from the bathroom to the bedroom.

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DONT USE DRUGS!!!!

(without me)

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i hate to be called crazy! one side of me knows its meant as an insult, but then the irish half just smiles and waves.....

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its really hard to smoke and play fruit ninja at the same time.....

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i dont want
(but i need)
i dont need
(but i want)
i dont like
(but i love)
i cant love
(but i long)
i cant breathe
(but i live)
its long gone
(but its time)

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its just so strange.
you used to love me,
and now youre a stranger
who happens to know all
of my secrets.

Reposted from haekaru

Arkadelphia, United States

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soooo what age is it that "you'll grow out of it" starts to kick in?

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How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

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They say things like being a genius and physical symmetry are inherited......

I wish something cool ran in my family.....

Well, I mean BESIDES Alcoholism and Mental Illness

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Let's hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

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How many times do they have to tell me?.........
AT LEAST
a Couple More....

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Everything I know
I learned from reading
STEPHEN KING

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And the brain said to the beaten up heart "you never learn, do you?"

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