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Anyone who smiles on a Monday morning cannot be trusted.

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It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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I hate Monday because Monday hates me.

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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

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Beam me up Scotty.

There's no intelligent life down here.

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