MindlessDrop's Posts

Ni som vet ni vet.. dejtingdjungeln är hopplös. Varje singelkvinna har minst 20 snubbar man konkurrerar med. Nä jag ska börja jaga upptagna tjejer, då har man bara en att kämpa emot!

The best thing about being a single man is sleeping around. You can sleep all over the bed of yours. Left. Right. Middle

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I morse vaknade jag med insikten att jag måste våga följa mina drömmar, så jag somnade om.

Knack, knack
-Vem där?
Ditt livs kärlek <3
-Lögnare, lösgodis kan inte prata!

Nobody want to listen to Whitesnake with me so here I go again on my own

If your phone doesn't ring.... It's me

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Nobody wants to listen to Whitesnake with me So here I go on my own.

If your phone doesn't ring.... It's me

reposted by MindlessDrop

Ett stort tack för alla fina och värmande gratulationer

Den där när man inte vill släppa taget utan bara stå kvar och dra in doften och känslan...

Den kvinnliga motsvarigheten till killgissning borde ju rimligtvis vara misstolkning

Om kroppen vill ha vin så dricker jag vin.
Om kroppen vill ha hamburgare så får den hamburgare.
Om kroppen vill städa ja va fan den kan ju inte alltid få som den vill!

Kakor att äta om man är nere:
Mardrömmar
Tiramisär
Mazagrin
Kreesecake
Prinstresstårta
Semmelcrap
Biskviekelse

Ingen kan allt - men alla kan dra åt helvete

Jag ska byta ut mitt hjärta mot en till lever så att jag kan dricka mer och bry mig mindre

Den som verkligen älskar hela dig kan se vilken röra du kan vara och hur svår du är att hantera men vill ändå ha dig i sitt liv och inte kan tänka sig en dag utan DIG

Real eyes realizes real lies

I love her, not for the way she dance with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name can silence my demons

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Är du kall ska jag värma dig. Är du ledsen så ska jag trösta dig. Är du rädd ska jag skydda dig. Är du kåt? RING MIG!!

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I will move the moon out of the way just to see my favorite star, no matter how far it strays its lights, even if it dims, my love will not...

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Everybody talks about sex
but when they fuck they're all silent

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To tired to masturbate

Too horny to sleep

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murdereres, if you do find one, what's your plan?

Reposted from llomholt

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I might find a prince one day, but you daddy will always be my king

(a message from my ten year old daughter)

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Försöker hitta nån annan.. Vill verkligen göra det... Men det finns ingen som ens är i närheten av dig...

I just need to spend a day in bed with someone, whatching movies, eating fatty food and have sex two or nine times

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Life is an uncureable disease and a real pain in the ass....

I din närhet bleknar alla andra...

For you, I will break all my rules.

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Det kändes som om allt höll på att ordna upp sig.. Så fel jag hade (precis som vanligt)

When you have a dirty mind you can't have normal conversations

Det finns snygga tjejer... Attraktiva... Vackra... Sensuella... Rent av sexiga... Och så finns du...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. except for cows... Cows will kill you

Just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it's not going to be a good time

Tänk att få känna... Röra... Smaka... Höra...

Tjena pudding står du här och dallrar?

Not always my choise.... Not even close...

Sleep tight you beautiful girl.

Don't use the bathroom in your dream..
it's a set up •

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Dear Heart,
please stop getting involved in everything, your job is to pump blood, that's it!

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Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

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I burned my right hand pretty bad tonight.. anyone who want to help me stay faithful?

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Tänk att få vara den som får kyssa dina läppar...

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

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Det där pirret i kroppen e inte att leka med :D

Att få känna din kropp pressas mot min är det vackraste som finns!

It's funny how we feel so much but we don't say a word..
we're screaming inside but we can't be heard •

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Good morning glory

Sorry but I rather go bleach my butthole.

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JAG BLIR SÅ TRÖTT PÅ MÄNNISKOR!! Skulle utan tvekan sätta mig i ett torp i skogen om det inte vore för Sandra

JAG BLIR VANSINNIG!! Sitter hemma hos någon som lyssnar på Spotify..
och byter låtar efter 20 sekunder hela tiden.... SKOGSTOKIG!! Måste vara den där jävla "Face-downgenerationen

Hur kul är det att ha myror i brallan när man inte orkar göra någonting?!?!

The problem with closed-minded:

they always have an open mouth

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I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, they dig....

it's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.

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every time you re-write this post a justin bieber fan turns to a piece of wood•

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Carpe rectum
Grande scrotum

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Vill se ett vackert leende nu!

I swear the 1% battery is longer than other 99%

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i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

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people wait all
week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
CANCER

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when you feel that, nobody likes you, nobody cares for you, everyone is ignoring you, and people are jealous of you, You should really ask yourself. . .

AM I TOO SEXY?

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask "where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me "This is going to take more than one night!"

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I have a dream!

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2+2=fish 3+3=eight 7+7=triangle
Only smart people will get this. Repost if you get it.

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I'm "forced" to work next weekend.. Poor me, have to drive artists like Lita Ford, Helloween, Lordi and Twisted sister to and from the awesome festival called "Skogsröjet" in Sweden :-)

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Nya stockholms stadion.... pinsamt jävla plastapor!!

the pirate test:

if you repost this you are a bold-pirate

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Am I stupid who wants more fonts and colored fonts?

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Men: if you ever want to know what a woman's mind feels like,imagine a browser with 2,837 tabs open.

All.The.Time.

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If I had boobs, I wouldn't play half as much with my phone.

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Some days are worse than others...

FML

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a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

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My stomach is doing these al-Qaida noises again. Better duck and cover.

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To all the girls who don't get the messege this morning

Good morning beautiful

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Hold on, you get paid for a sperm donation!?

If I only knew...
I could have retired at the age of 21.

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Life's like a bird.

It's pretty -
until it craps on you.

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- Dad, do you know how much I love you?
- No I don't.
- From here to the moon and back. 10 times!!

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- Pappa, vet du hur mycket jag älskar dig?
- Nej.
- Som här ifrån, till månen och tillbaka. 10 gånger!!!

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BOLD may
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Det trevliga med att vara pessimist är att du alltid får rätt eller blir glatt överraskad•

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Bara för att du är paranoid, betyder det inte att dom inte är ute efter dig •

Do you like me?

Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

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Jag vill bara vara nära.. Ändå har jag aldrig varit så långt ifrån dig. Vill höra dig andas, se dig le och känna din värme. Jag är så långt borta... Så långt ifrån dig.. Och jag hittar inte tillbaka...

Why sleep when you can lie down and stare at the ceiling?

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Varför sova för när man kan ligga och stirra i taket?

Skönhetssömn?? Jag är fan ännu fulare när jag vaknar än när jag somnar!!

Life sux... Then u die

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Hello almost midnight! We have to stop meeting like this, our better halfs getting suspicious

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Who needs April Fools when your entire life is a joke.

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Good mornin' beautiful, how was your night?
Mine was wonderful with you in my dreams.
And now when I close my eyes and see you, it'a a good mornin' and a beautitful day

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Edere
Purgare Vomare

Forza Erkan in med bollen Hey Hey

I would exercise but
it makes me spill my drink.

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Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.

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Hjälp våren,
ät snö

Att gå till McDonalds och beställa en sallad är som att att betala en hora för en kram!

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