mikaeldahlen's Posts

If Chris Brown and Kim Kardashian were drowning and you only had time to save one, what type of sandwich would you make in that time?

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I've always thought that air was free...

until i bought a bag of chips

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I just realized that I’m not bad with words, I’m just creating new words for the future

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Sex, Food, Sleep, & Poops. General male happiness depends on how good these 4 things are at any given time.

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

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