rghandar

« Alcohol is the solution to everything.

Everything.»

Some people just need a high five.

In the face.

With a chair.

$Lazy rule #74: Can't reach it, don't need it. \°o°/$

$"S.W.A.G" «Secretly We Are Gay» \•o•/$

$If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie? *Loading...* Mind blown, you're welcome. \°o°/$

Videogame logic #36

Everyone worse than me is a noob, everyone better than me has no life.

«True fact»

Videogame logic #37

One thing i've learnt from online gaming is that close to every 12 year old boy have had sex with my mother.

«My mum's a slut, dafuq?!»

I just love when i wake up at 3 in the middle of the night for no reason and realize i can go back to sleep for 4 hours.