iheartcheese's Posts

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long for fat people.

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When I said 'I'd hit that', I actually meant with my car.

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole.

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Realistically, our only chance against Ebola is Jason Statham.

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A poltergeist was moving furniture around the house, and I really love what he's done with the place.

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Fine, we'll compromise.

I'll get my way, and you'll find a way to be ok with that.

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