Decipher's Posts

When the heart beats the brain in fight

And

When the brain beats the heart in flight

#zen

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Orange is the imposter

It should be carrot

its more orange than the orange

#orange

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Those who demand pleasure often dont understand what it takes to please ..

Thus, the more they demand it, the less they deserve it

#please

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Wanting to please others but not accepting to be pleased yourself ..

Wanting to be pleased by others but not accepting to please others ..

both are unpleasant

#please

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When

Xanatos Gambits

speak

#deal

#deal

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What winners give to make the losers feel the win

and

What losers give to make winners feel the loss

#deal

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A straw has only one hole

#drama

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Where is the manager?

Im not supposed to pay for something I want

Where is your customer satisfaction?

Im not satisfied

#drama

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When stopping is easier then starting ..

keep going ..

a slow win is better than a fast failure

#stop

MyM, Ziya and CurrentNobody like this

Life is a game

Science is figuring out what the game is ..

Math is the rules the science is using to play it

I will vote for a math teacher .. 6th grade will do

#govote

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Is there someone else more qualified?

#govote

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Others see it in me ..

I see it in others ..

But we never see it in ourselves by ourselves ..

#weird

Fionacatherine and CurrentNobody like this

Dont pray for an easy life

Pray for having the strength to endure a difficult one

#presence

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reposted by MyM

Im no genius ..

Im only smart in certain areas ..

I only stay there longer than others

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Everyone loves your honesty

Until youre honest with them

#fact

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T in Britain

is as

Ice in Iceland

is as

Green in Greenland

#british

DiamondBling, CurrentNobody, MyM, Ziya and OceanBlue like this

It's not about you!

Well, technically, it is ..

You're an ass ..

Fix yourself

CurrentNobody, MyM and OceanBlue like this

Don't raise your voice,

Improve your argument

Ziya, DiamondBling, CurrentNobody, OceanBlue and MyM like this

People who enjoy life, rarely have a flat stomach

DiamondBling, harlequina, juliettebravo, ZeepBella, springfire, MyM and sarcaSM like this

reposted by KnightofSIAL

I stood in front of the mirror trying to see myself blink

I missed every time

#justsaying

DiamondBling, MyM, lyfe, sarcaSM and UserOne like this

If you're asking Google

then you're single

Most probably male

#askgoogle

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The dumb

smarter than

the smart

#spooky

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If you think education is expensive

You should try the cost of ignorance

#election2016

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reposted by swatchUSA, agneymenon, Hannah69, Boldomatic, Sasquatchprime, MyM, GeorgeDavid, SimonLauper, alistair95, dianetta and 3 others

When 2 idiots join together expecting to get smarter ..

It's like the square root of '2 to the power of 2' and expecting a bigger number

#soapopera

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A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool from a wise answer

DominicLomax, OceanBlue, harlequina, sarcaSM, mehr, stargater, Parole, walkabout, LGAC, Babs_77 and 17 others like this

reposted by MyM, varelllp, Tilly89 and OceanBlue

Love starts when the brain stops

#summeroflove

stargater, Decipher, Parole, Shea, UserOne, emiledi77, Ziya and MyM like this

Independence

Taking credit for other people's goods while they take the blame for your bads

#independence

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Stranger

When first impressions fail and stay that way

#stranger

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What got you here

won't get you there

janem803, Bartjan, PenSword72, JodieT, emiledi77, MyM and UserOne like this

The smart get busier

and

The dumb get lazier

UserOne, MyM, Fionacatherine, purplechill, emiledi77 and Ziya like this

Revenge ...

When lawyers get emotional

#revenge

UserOne, swatchUSA, JodieT, MyM, Babs_77, emiledi77, chipdicks and Shea like this

Revenge ..

Another way of announcing your pathetic despicable tolerance level of stupidity

#revenge

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reposted by MyM

#revenge

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Did you know that starting a sentence with 'did you know' makes people believe whatever crap you speak?! It's works all the time

#didyouknow

Shea, JodieT and MyM like this

As intelligence grows, so does stupidity ..
Only difference, intelligence takes long breaks.
So, learn to take naps

#therapy

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I drink and drive to blend in with other people's driving skills

#drunktexting

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What do you mean breakfast, lunch and dinner only?!

I'll eat whenever I'm hungry at any time of day!

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Politics

A legal way to influence the weak for the interest of the strong

#politics

walkabout, Shea, igordeaboim, misterlab, sis, dor1316, Fionacatherine, JodieT, meohmy, 1956 and 10 others like this

reposted by MyM and freshjam

Asking sympathy by someone who lacks apathy

Do they deserve it?

UserOne, MyM and JodieT like this

When only given short timelines to do less quality work when high quality needs longer timelines.

Blamed on less quality and paid on high quality.

#lovemyjob, #yooture

purplechill, Authlander, sis and MyM like this

Just saw a rooster cross the road ..

I wonder why?!

aana, Shea, UserOne, JodieT, MyM and 5owali like this

Schooling is not to increase knowledge

It's to increase stupidity tolerance level.

#school

MyM, Ziya, OceanBlue, Brainioactive and JodieT like this

reposted by OceanBlue

Acting Natural in front of a camera

#moviestar

juneocallagh, MyM, JodieT and Sunshine123 like this

Acting Natural on TV

#moviestar

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90's

When the nerds of then still think they are the nerds of now

*Sigh*

#90s

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Bold and the Beautiful

#90s

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90's Game of the Century:

The snake game on a Nokia Erricson ...

More fun than iPhones today

#90s

JodieT, sis, Parole, MyM, juneocallagh, Brainioactive and Sunshine123 like this

90's kids are those who were born from 1980 till 1989

#90s

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It would be a con for a non 90's kid to win the 90's test. Such a con test

#90s

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It was more fun to send mails than emails

#90s

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The only ones who really understand why the save button looks like as it is

#90s

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Only 90's kid would understand

#90s

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I

in other letters

m e

#myself

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Cupid

Do you have a permit?

#cupid

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cupid:

Do you provide insurance?

Just in case you mistakenly hit an ass

#cupid

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Cupid

Convincing kids to use arrows

instead of guns

to make love with people

#cupid

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Why 2016?!

We're supposed to save the future ...

Not the present!

#save2016

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#save2016

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I didn't set out to be a hero, but sometimes life doesn't turn out the way it's planned to be.

#hero

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#hero

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I'm expecting 2016

Not
2015S

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reposted by ehab_faris

President Elections

Giving a large number of idiots to elect a superior idiot

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The truth will set you free

But first ...

It will piss you off

Authlander, janeh and MyM like this

FREE

"Terms & Conditions Apply"

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I don't need to be a doctor

to deal with sick people

janeh, Brainioactive, purplechill and MyM like this

The world is loosing it's geniuses.

Newton died.

Einstein passed away.

And I don't feel well today

janeh and MyM like this

That feeling you get when

you're not sure if you're smelling a

disgusting fart
or a
beautiful perfume

janeh, Babs_77, MyM and purplechill like this

My awesomeness is not contagious ..

You're safe

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reposted by MyM and UserOne

If idiots could fly,

we'll never need streets at my place

Airports' turn to deal with traffic jams

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Technophobia

The abnormal fear of or anxiety about the effects of advanced technology

hensch and Decipher like this

Did the word "poop" come from the sound it makes once it hits the water in toilets?

I also wonder if "dung" is also the same if on the ground ...

OceanBlue, janeh and MyM like this

Most can talk

But

Few can speak

OceanBlue, walkabout, LGAC, UserOne, hensch, janeh, phuamaxx, PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

reposted by MyM, ellenicole and OceanBlue

Science is based
on "evidence"

not on "facts"

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reposted by MyM, ellenicole and OceanBlue

If you use the remote, your weakness is its batteries. So it controls you.

I run without batteries ... Therefore, I control without being controlled.

#remotecontrol

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Intelligent people mostly underestimate themselves

While

Ignorant people mostly overestimate their lack of brilliance

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The truth hurts only once

A lie hurts everytime you remember it.

Musaffah, United Arab Emirates

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If I throw a stick ..

Will you leave?

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Common sense appears to be more of a punishment

Because you have to deal those who don't have it.

janeh and MyM like this

The less you know

The louder you get

janeh, maymay_mcmay, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

Confidence is contagious

But so is the lack of it

janeh, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

Life is simple

People are complicated

janeh, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

THE LESS YOU KNOW

THE EASIER YOU BLAME

janeh, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

Searching for the girl of your dreams is one thing..

Finding her then losing her is something else entirely.

janeh, MyM and Mohammad.a.h.a like this

When I was 5, mom taught me 'happiness' was the key to life.
In school, they asked what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote: "happy."
They told me I didn't understand the assignment.
I told them they didn't understand life.
Unknown.

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reposted by OceanBlue

Happy wife happy life?
No. Weak and fake.

Happy mother happy endeavor?
Yes. Smart and legitimate.

janeh, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

The more a person drifts from the truth ..

The more they'll hate those who speak it.

OceanBlue, PenSword72, streetmedic, janeh, MyM and Mohammad.a.h.a like this

I can explain it to you

but

I can't understand it for you

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You can only be as happy as your saddest child

OceanBlue, upupandaway, UserOne, streetmedic, mizim, 5owali, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

reposted by OceanBlue

Why is it that:

smart people always have the questions ..

And the dumb ones always have the answers?

UserOne, streetmedic, sarcaSM, belma., 5owali, PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

Everyone can mix ingrediants ...

Not everyone can cook.

PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

Minophonia:

Neuropsychiatric disorder in which anger, hatred and disgust are triggered by the sound of eating.

Wait, what?!
who's the one that's sick?!

Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

Smart people mostly doubt their smartness ..

While stupid people somehow always have full confidence in theirs.

PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

Strength of a heart ..

Not about how much you can handle before you break ..

But how much you can handle after you're broken ..

UserOne, aussi-girl90, belma., juliettebravo, PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a, Decipher and MyM like this

Those using common sense can sometimes be impatient at the stupidity of others around them ...

You have no idea how patient we are in this regard.

PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a, MyM and Decipher like this

Common Sense ...

Something that's not commonly used

llamabat, PenSword72, MyM and Mohammad.a.h.a like this

Betrayal happens after trust ..

It hurts to know we're not betrayed by enemies ..

It's actually by those we trusted.

BmikeBreal4444, streetmedic, PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

The thing that's worse than seeing something done wrong ...

is seeing it done wrong 'slowly'.

PenSword72, MyM and Mohammad.a.h.a like this

If two babies are born at the same time in two different time zones ...

Are they the same age or one of them is a day older?

DiamondBling, juliettebravo, OceanBlue, Decipher, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

reposted by OceanBlue

Keeping silent to save your face in public is ok ..

As long it doesn't wrongly hurt mine.

Else, your silence is a lie.

hensch, PenSword72, Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

"Dealing with stupid people"

should be the number 1 skill to add in resumes.

If they want to hire you, you know you're in the wrong place.

If they don't, you need to be dealt with.

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How easily you're offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are

Mohammad.a.h.a and MyM like this

If silence confirms an impression of a lie, then responding with "I didn't say" is a truth coated lie.

#lies, #quote

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