arosen's Posts

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

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How to stop time?
KISS

How to travel in time?
READ

How to escape time?
MUSIC

How to feel time?
WRITE

How to waste time?
SOCIAL MEDIA

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why do some people treat everyone around them like crap and then complain that noboday likes them??

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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family

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"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife."

It doesn't say anything about my neighbor's hot husband though.

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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but then I turned myself around

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why do we call it "truth or dare" when we all know it's really "who do you like?" or "awkward sexual task"

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I love Crocs, even if
people say they are the boiled carrots of footwear

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if baffles me why some people can not find the beauty in simple acts of generosity

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Every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day, but every year you pass your death day and have no clue.

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Rather to be wonderfully weird than normally boring

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We don't regret the things we have done, but the things we didn't do

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Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate.

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Head up, stay strong, fake a smile and move on!

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I just love being the recipiant of someone's pure unadulterated bitchiness - for no reason!

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I'm not a princess, I don't need saving!

I'm a queen, I got this shit handled!

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running into a coworker on your day off is just wrong!

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you gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear

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frozen chocolate peppermint patties! need i say more

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I may not always love you
But long as there are stars above you
You never need to doubt it
I'll make you so sure about it

--Brian Wilson

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My bed and i have a special relationship; we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

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Just got a pizza, I said cut it in 6 pieces, I can't eat 8.

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I am going to ask them where there going and hook up with them later...

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1998
is as far away as 2030.

Are you feeling old yet?

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Do the right things for a long life. Right diet, exercise, don't smoke.

(DIE ANYWAY)

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LIFE

All aboard a fast train for a short trip!

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I'm a woman. I don't know what I want, but I get mad if I don't get it.

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Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

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If you don't use an empty house to sing obnoxiously off key naked or in your underwear then you're doing life wrong.

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2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in.

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WANTED :
Partner In Crime

Must be fluent in sarcasm, up for all types of shenanigans and have my back 24/7.

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Why does morning come so early? Maybe we could push it back a couple of hours?

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Never, ever, ever, ever, underestimate your frienemies*

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If he only wants your breasts, legs and thighs... Send him to KFC.

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Everyone's crazy except you and me.

And I'm not that sure about you.

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