arosen's Posts

You know something bad is about to happen when someone says

"Hold my beer and watch this."

Reposted from anonymous

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How to stop time?
KISS

How to travel in time?
READ

How to escape time?
MUSIC

How to feel time?
WRITE

How to waste time?
SOCIAL MEDIA

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why do some people treat everyone around them like crap and then complain that noboday likes them??

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Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family

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"You shall not covet your neighbor's wife."

It doesn't say anything about my neighbor's hot husband though.

Reposted from anonymous

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I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but then I turned myself around

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