vonkrime's Posts

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hey Cancer!

fuck you. fuck you.
fuck you. fuck you.
fuck you. fuck you.
fuck you. fuck you.
fuck you. fuck you.
F U C K Y O U!

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Wod: Miss Byrviken

34km road bike
100 pushups
100 situps
30 log lifts

Now: PUSH IT!

I'm now accepting applications for a sugar mummy.

Reposted from satan

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#deathintheopen

34km roadbike
100 pushups
100 situps
30 log lifts

now push the tempo.

#wod, #workout, #living, #life

SimonLauper likes this

I
love
nudity.

girls
gone
nude.

#nude, #living, #life

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reposted by ellenicole

when your sleep says something
and its correct as a motherfucker..

#no, #sleep, #living, #life, #fuckedup

when u should give up..

but why?

#living, #life, #vomitland, #never, #give, #up, #neverquit

when giving up feels like the only option...

and you dont.

#living, #life, #vomitland

when hit in the head by a

potatogun...

#potato, #gun, #life, #hurts

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Wake me up when things are over

when i am wiser and older

#voncash, #life

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in a bubble.
potato.

#potato

when running
away feels
lika a good
option..

#life, #vomitland

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she lives
the poetry
she cannot
write...

Reposted from ninjaliciou5

with
tears
running
#fuckcancer

#fuckcancer

#bucketlist, #leavemyfamilyalone

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to have sex in a church..

#bucketlist

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when mood goes up
and travels
down..

#vomitland

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when lost..
keep on walking.

#life

nope, I ain't no fun..

to show weakness isnt to be weak. its to know yourself and not being afraid of your feelings..

#pussypostbuttrue

you sir, are fluent in bullshit

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how many potential people dosent die every day?

due to all the single dudes out there..

#life, #jerking, #off

If you knock on my door and i say "yeah" it doesn't mean "Come on in!" it means "stay where you are and state your business."

Reposted from kj55

illusions
conclusions
disillusions

you against your mind.

#life, #mind, #fucked

THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOU SHOULD THINK OF ME WHEN MASTURBATING.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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dreams are made for crushing..

either in making them happen or getting them smashed all over
the place.....

#life, #dreams, #hopes, #crushed, #living

me, you
and all the things you keep inside...

#life, #secrets, #sexual, #healing

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The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

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Edward Snowden

Q: What do you think is going to happen to you?

A: Nothing good.

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#LYDL
#LiveYourDirtLife

@DirtLifeFam

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Push me up against a wall and do what you like.

Reposted from wallifer

who ya
kiddin?

yaself fool!!!

#life

shuggs
ruggs
hugs

all I need is some hugging..

#life, #love, #hugging, #hug, #me

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its not me. its the people around me that is stoping me. they cost me to god damn much money......

#money, #life, #suckeddownbyidiots

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#truth

happy
happier
happiest
wierdo..

#people

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where's the blowjob action..

I need hugaction.

yup, I do..

shut up n hug it out..

my girl Souze got freakin love up her sleeve.. Sooo stooked for you baby!!!!!

dont get
fooled by my negative bullshit

I'm actually a positive mtherfker.

I'm not even good at things I'm good at

Reposted from annabanan

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no money
+
emotions
=
depression

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hugs n cunts for everyone.

execpt....

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on sleepin
with a pillow

if you dont meet half way, where you gonna meet....

my mind is fucked. yes plz do that to me....

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wishing I was an emo.

whinning like a bitch.

put me out then.....

hey, i'm down i'm low where is my que to go...

#life

hipster roses are dead, violets are dead, everyone's dead....I hate everyone...

Reposted from evvelina

when
loneliness
creeps
up
where's
my
chap..

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when the feeling is...

nothing.

#life

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

Reposted from cococaro

it's your fight but your family's life..

#stopsmoking, #cancer, #death, #live, #life

sex
sells
money
motivates

#nude, #live, #life, #livinglife, #sex, #motivation, #money

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huggin your pillow when sleepin feels so last year.
where's my meat? lets go eat..

#nude, #sleep, #bold, #creep

when someone says "expect the unexpected"
slap them in the face and say "you didn't expect that did you?"

Reposted from annabanan

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a womans smoothness, lips, hips, thighs, neck, ears, cheeks, back, skin.....

#nude, #sexual, #healing, #love

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you say yolo, but you live for nothing..

#live, #life, #yolo, #fake, #kids

better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

Reposted from againandagain

I get drunk. so many drinks want me..

#drunk, #living, #life, #drinks

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good wheather in sthlm atleast to bad
I cant run
around.....

#nude

Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic

Reposted from Fighting_fit

my shitty everyday life is someone else dream..

#life, #whinig, #stillknowit

ass overloaded by work.
mind in fuckin different states.
yup, its a fuckin dream come true. fuckshit.

#vomit, #life, #fml, #fuckyou, #iamwhiniglikeabitch, #andiknowit

#vomit, #life

unloading
negativity
like a fuckin
whiner..

#hate, #negativity

bold likes this

People change.
Love hurts.
Friends leave.
Things go wrong.

But remember that life goes on.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

I followed my heart and ended up at the liquor store.

Reposted from anonymous

Darling, the distance between your dreams and reality is called action.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

I hate
ugly girls
girls
beautiful girls

yup, that's about it..

#hate, #love

where's the family..

tired.
headache.
cravings.

a whining bitch

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the tired mind.

do not go fucking shopping when your hungry.

#hungry

wheres that bitch that can hold me when im down, smile when im no fun, lift me up when im running wild, take me home when im to up, give me joy n pleasure like no one else.. wheres that girl.

who the fuck dont want to be nude and a bit rude..

#nude, #sexual, #healing

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reposted by ellenicole

well.. lets get naked. i'd love some nudity to do with you..

#nude, #sexual, #healing

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reposted by ellenicole

bad day. bring it. I'm still fighting..

#fighting, #monday

life is the slowest version of suicide

#life

när man är less på mänskligheten..

kämpakämpakämpa....

när du varken orkar eller vill..

kämpakämpakämpa.....

hey Cancer.

go
FUCK OFF
now will you.

#cancer, #sucks

you born nude,

end of story.

#nude

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when a man meets a woman..

#nude, #sexual, #healing

tucking myself in, hugging a pillow and open my mind for a travel in time..

#nude, #sleeping, #is, #theshit

who needs clothes when you have a beautiful woman..

#nude, #sexual, #healing

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I got a dick and it got needs..

#nude, #sexual, #heeling

ellenicole likes this

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lets watch porn and eat popcorn.

#porn, #popcorn, #live, #life

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I may not be the mona lisa but I'd buy me.

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Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.

Reposted from anonymous

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Where's the vodka where's my marinated hearing where's the musicians that got the taste and got me dancing for three days straight..

#music, #party, #wedding

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fun, adventorus, willing, living, wanting, learning, loving, tearing, wearing, gearing..

woman where are you?

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just because i want in your pants

doesnt mean i dont want in your heart

or vise versa.

Reposted from rgray007

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when your like..
wtf.

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they say yolo but why the buckfuckchuck cant they live by it..

#live, #life, #yolo, #asswipes, #learn, #to, #carpefuckingdiem

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why not live to live instead of fighting to survive..

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PROCRASTINATION IS LIKE MASTURBATION:

FEELS GOOD WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT, BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU'RE ONLY FUCKING YOURSELF.

Reposted from anonymous

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Your worst enemy in life will forever be yourself. your belief in yourself and what you think others belive about you..

Reposted from anonymous

#enemy, #yourself, #life, #live

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Din värsta fiende genom livet kommer för alltid vara dig själv. Din tro om dig själv och din tro om vad människor runtikring dig tror om dig..

when
you
are
all
..

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who needs clothes when you have an erection..

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Your body has a wingardium leviosa effect on my penis.

Reposted from hemko

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It has been a long week... I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

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WTF: Waiting
To
Fuck

Reposted from kj55

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bold, here, there and there....

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the right man will love all the things about her that the wrong man is intimidated by..

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the feeling when u get juice in ur phone again after it been dead for an hour..

#winning, #feelings, #relief

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Har du någon gång gått in i ett rum och sedan glömt varför du gick in där? Jag tror att det är så hundar lever sina liv.

Reposted from annabanan

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and that. that screws me up!
mental game is disillusioned.

hmmppff...

din pissiga vardag
är andras dröm.

#life

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hugging, kissing & dipping..

check in plz.

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grrl be
like it all craaay up in this hood..

action speak
louder
then
words.

•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
•
headache..

The synonym for reality is offline.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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Lara Croft,
Scarlet Johansson,
Sacha Grey and you in the same room.

Think about it...

Reposted from romankouder

The way I lived made me who I am.
Who I am will make what I will become..

#secret

dont tell people your dreams.. live them.

thinking of what you are cause of what you've been through..

#secret

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I wanna do BAD things with you

Reposted from mikkonen

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I sent a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 10 people called me. I need smarter friends.

Reposted from anonymous

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heartbeats
all messed up..

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my tricks
are easy.
my head is chessy.
my secrets
are dizzy.
my lies
brezzy.

#secret

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Once a month, women go completely crazy for about thirty days.

Reposted from gizmo2705

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do you know why 6 is so afraid of 7.. he 8 9 10 11 12....

#secret

giiiive
me my
money
bitches!

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anyone got a car for me?
:)->-<

the only good secrets are Victoria's

Reposted from davegibson

balls to the floor.

editmodedefuckingluxé.

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hard to stop.

burning full effect.

#braincells

a century wrong or a mentality lost on the way..

is a kid.. packed in the wrong package.

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when its to good to be true..

it is.

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I just took a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.

Reposted from anonymous

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Let me tell you something about crazy people...
The sex is incredible!

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just store it up, and it comes out as drama.

Reposted from anonymous

I just awesomed all over the place.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Reposted from nelis

i like mornings
i like afternoons
i like nights
why does
sleep make
me choose

Reposted from spoon

joanna give me hope
joanna give me hope

i drink while i workout. i call it
barcadio.

Reposted from mariechen_xo

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when
your
mind
goes
....

girls
dirty
money
mind..

my mind is a much more fun n rich place then my real life experience.

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YOLO

you only live online

Reposted from anonymous

illusions
dissillusion

solutions.

when no fun accours..
and smells of the past discourage.

smile your on national make a fool of yourself tv.

No, you're not fat. You're just easy to see.

Reposted from bold

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I didn't outsmart you. You just outdumbed me.

Reposted from kj55

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my lips.
your lips.
our lips.

let met again..

get fit or die tryin.

then i pop a bag of popcorn with butter..

get fit or die tryin.

Crowded elevators must smell so different to midgets...

Reposted from satan

took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

Reposted from t_treeman

As you grow, you find yourself getting stronger and more certain of where you want to go cause of the lessons you've learned and the beatings you've earned.

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find smiles n laughter and you will find a lifetime..

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we are all fucked up in our own fucked up way. lets fuck up
together
and fuck eachother..

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I wonder if Buzz and Woody from Toy Story ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...

Reposted from kj55

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.

Reposted from anonymous

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taste my lips. let me taste yours.

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lets fuck like animals.
act like pornstars.
and live like king n queen..

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Anything is possible if you have no clue what the hell you're talking about...

Reposted from hemko

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if you kiss me in the neck..

it's done.
we're fucking..

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Någon som kan transportera eller meka bil i Uppsala?! skall till Gävle eller Uppl. Väsby...

I'm stuck n fucked.

någon som kan transportera bil från typ Uppsala till Gävle? eller kan bilar i uppsala?!....

jag sitter här med en död 855'a.

Birthdays then: Look at all these presents!

Birthdays now: Look at all these notifications!

Reposted from anonymous

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still
hammered.

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need
detox........

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life tender n crisp

soulbroken like few.

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when meeting important people.

stay awesome!

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fuck off.

i'm going to Barca.

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does your ass ever get jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth?

Reposted from anonymous

visionary by
reality

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Tell a therapist, not Facebook.

Reposted from anonymous

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I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply.

Reposted from kj55

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Roxy: "I like a guy who's a little bit dangerous."
Miles: "Really? I've never told this to anyone but sometimes i like to drive around with only a quarter tank of gas."

Reposted from kj55

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this will be a day for; work, chilling and BBQ!

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.

Reposted from kj55

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I pay my own way. fuck bitches that crave!

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fuck of and die.
so i can piss on your grave!

You Sir,
are fluent in bullshit •

Reposted from Lirpae..

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I don't agree with your opinion, but i respect your straighforwardness in terms of wrongness.

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fuck you you fucking fuck.

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you can bleed and not die. why the fuck dont you do something with your life...

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my heart belongs to you but my cock is community property..

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fuck you.
fuck me.
lets fuck eachother to..

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all ideas i get come from well spent time on the shitter..

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Qute?
f that.
I wanna hard as a rock..

04:55
when your head fucks you up.

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lame blame fame
shame

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fukc me I'm good.

hit 100'k
hit 1,m'k
hit repeat
over n over
again..

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deserve
earn
spend
live
repeat.

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live
fast
die never.

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I love more then my wallet..

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i have a unhealthy relationship between myself, my shoppingneeds an my wallet..

It dosent equal out!

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I don't get why people find drunk texts annoying. You're the person they're thinking of when their brain can't even function properly.

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its so much more fun inside my head..

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i put the capital s in Strange..

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your choice darling.. but I fly both sides just for you.

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sorry.
dont fly that way..

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Oh hell no darling. I'm just awsm..

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I don't care if you think I'm insane.

The unicorn who visits me in the night time says
I don't and
I believe him.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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Sorry ladies, but unfortunately there isn't a "clear history" button for your vagina.

Reposted from hemko

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dude.
I fuckin love myself!

genius running wild...

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you aint more important then that waterdrop that fell from the sky..

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girls in heels..

mm..

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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other.

Reposted from hemko

the beautifuller they are.
the more painful they are..

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if you do not take chances you will never have the chance to succeed.

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i'm a rich man in a poor mans wallet..

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STOP thinking
START
acting

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if energy can neither be created nor destroyed, what if our souls are a fragmented collection of other people's souls from the past and future? what if our dreams are their memories?

Reposted from permanentwaves

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when you miss the old and wish you weren't what you are..

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drinks, music, girls, party..

@wastedgen

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follow:
@wastedgen

damn good partys coming..

Wasted Generation.

est.13
with party in mind

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when to party.

Party for real!

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Growing old is
mandatory.

Growing up is optional.

Reposted from asadansari154

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it aint no huzzle when you love life.

Living Life. est13.

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How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

Reposted from annalena_kle

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8 joints,
a finnished website and structure for a event.

thats a good days work!

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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whoever's willing to fuck you is too lazy to jerk off

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do women even have the tiniest bit of self haul?

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seeing the characters of people from town to town..

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the drunker people get the more uninteresting they get in real life..

Reposted from vonkrime

the drunker people get the more uninteresting they get in real life..

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reposted by vonkrime

trppin dwn memry lne

when memorys are not in your favor

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balls to floor..

needtounload.

when your balls are nailed to the wall..

I saw something
that reminded me of you today,
but don't worry I flushed it •

Reposted from Lirpae..

Don't read the next sentence.

You little rebel...I like you!

Reposted from anonymous

Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't turn out - take another shot.

Reposted from anonymous

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Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle.

Information goes in...

...then never to be seen again...

Reposted from _Nathalie_

o single
o taken
x I'm sexy
and I know it

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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Some dream of success

Others stay awake to achieve it

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Reposted from annabanan

the akward feeling of missing someone you should not miss or bother about..

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i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

Reposted from anonymous

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I'm a
nice guy
with asshole
tendencys

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I'm a good boy with a lot of bad habits.

Reposted from satan

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feed me
I need to be feed..

Just got a booty call from life -

apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.

Reposted from bold

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remember that blow jobs are like flowers for men

Reposted from satan

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trash is style reloaded

Reposted from floriangeiger

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I didn't fall.

The floor just needed a hug.

Reposted from 27thAvenue

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A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

Reposted from dreamworld

my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

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a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

Reposted from beesmoove

We need to make more and faster, crazy party's, before mainestream makes crap out of it.

Reposted from pixtor

BORN TO
PARTY

FORCED
TO WORK

Reposted from satan

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let me see that bad ass here..

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lets make sandwiches and stay in bed..

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drill without skill its more of a thrill..

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