unflat's Posts

it's important to dot the eyes and cross the teeth

Zurich, Switzerland

zefrances and guggigirl like this

if two negatives make a positive, i need another negative

Authlander, spoon, jezsmineLee, ene, swatchUSA, guggigirl, darkstarrr, kolarg, foenix, PenSword72 and 1 other like this

exiting a relationship in a clean way is so difficult. you never know where to hide the body

#ex

Jaj, zefrances, josefibbla, Babs_77, ene, guggigirl, kaylababy, jakobking13, PenSword72, Dream2Remember and 1 other like this

it's as it's, they say

ene, zefrances, PenSword72 and guggigirl like this

Congratulations for solving every important problem in the world. You may bother me now with your irrelevant trivia.

Zurich, Switzerland

#noble, #problem, #solver

janem803, Babs_77, zefrances, ene, guggigirl, Lirpae.., GaylrdSprFckr, satan, PenSword72 and Belieber1994 like this

i'm certainly not naming any child of mine "truth" after this contest

#uglytruth

dAn, ene, guggigirl, misterlab and PenSword72 like this

everything happens for a reason.
except physical attraction, happens for two reasons.

Zurich, Switzerland

janem803, misterlab, avant-garde, zefrances and guggigirl like this

in richness and in wealth

janem803, ene, guggigirl and avant-garde like this

dead inside doesn't exactly qualify for living outside

Zurich, Switzerland

PenSword72, ene, Flockae, Babs_77, begrian, allisonrae, kj55, pjotorstar and guggigirl like this

i promise myself that one day i'm gonna hang in the alcohall of fame

Zurich, Switzerland

chipdicks, dAn, pztk, satan, mjf, gilliword, Philister, misterlab, kj55, Gabbem and 7 others like this

i was dreaming that i wake up dead. then i woke up. shit.

#dead, #sleep

janem803, timtomdan, gilliword, avant-garde, bold, kj55, _Nathalie_, smi, Samwell, kolarg and 5 others like this

reposted by tweetybird and pjotorstar

the best sandwiches and wraps are made of naked people

Glattpark, Switzerland

#sandwich

janem803, Dream2Remember, DebiLynn, PenSword72, Luenchen, tweetybird and Jaj like this

never change a winning dream

Zurich, Switzerland

#dream, #management

janem803, campino, gilliword, PenSword72, Jaj, Babs_77, juergmettler, dAn and guggigirl like this

there is no better tomorrow than tomorrow.

OH NO, wait!
i forgot today is sunday!

Zurich, Switzerland

#sunday, #blues

PenSword72, Jaj, dAn, acmepost, aehmpaeh, SimonLauper, Babs_77, chocolat, guggigirl and evvelina like this

adequate...
not great -
just adequate.

Zurich, Switzerland

mjf, bold, Babs_77 and Jaj like this

i'm gonna slap you.

with my face.

in your hand.

#face, #slapping

ene, pjotorstar, Jaj, guggigirl, makalapua, Lirpae.., Luenchen and Babs_77 like this

looking at the bigger picture really means seeing smaller things

Zurich, Switzerland

#up, #the, #distance

janem803, swatchUSA, capricorn, Guffe, Lisagu88, Jubosa, PenSword72, smi, makalapua, Jaj and 7 others like this

reposted by makalapua

dude, let me in. i'm on the guesslist!

Zurich, Switzerland

#guest, #list

PenSword72, sarcaSM, jackass, Babs_77, againandagain and Lirpae.. like this

reposted by jackass

the heat makes me feel very irony

Zurich, Switzerland

#heat

dAn, kj55, satan, PenSword72, bold, misterlab, Lirpae.. and sarcaSM like this

reposted by sarcaSM

all i'm looking for is the other side of the deal

Zurich, Switzerland

#deal

kj55, satan, GaylrdSprFckr, Jaj, Lirpae.. and Babs_77 like this

for certain things, not now is the best time ever

Zurich, Switzerland

RulesOfLife, kj55, spoon, satan, Jaj, pjotorstar, Babs_77, gilliword, misterlab and Lirpae.. like this

es geht nichts über
bla-bla-blatonische
Liebe

Zurich, Switzerland

#love

feerilia, laut, Jaj, gilliword, guggigirl, hebdifescht and SimonLauper like this

if you're super mario, YOLO is just plain wrong. even without mushrooms

Zurich, Switzerland

#yolo, #hprl, #mushroom

Vinyl, Jaj and sarcaSM like this

reposted by Vinyl

if you already know what you want to hear, best you write it down in an email, send it to yourself and read it out loud

Zurich, Switzerland

#annoying, #client

PenSword72, dAn, kj55, Jaj, gilliword, Luenchen, acmepost, Lirpae.., Babs_77 and iosono like this

who else is bold-fashioned?

Zurich, Switzerland

PenSword72, makalapua, pasquale85, Pesca, kj55, satan, Jaj and sarcaSM like this

you are as busy as you are important

Feldbrunnen, Switzerland

#feelgood?

jackass, brody, kj55, Jaj, Babs_77 and sarcaSM like this

reposted by jackass

who doesn't
LOVE potHATEos?

Zurich, Switzerland

#potato

kj55, Jaj, lollip and bold like this

Basel, Switzerland

#art

Jaj, thomyg, SimonLauper and sarcaSM like this

so easy to criticize - so hard to create

Zurich, Switzerland

#create, #criticizm

PenSword72, kj55, aehmpaeh, tweetybird, Jaj, thomyg, Babs_77 and againandagain like this

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enter more coins
to continue

Reposted from anonymous

Zurich, Switzerland

#boldshirt

Vinyl, scorpiogirl, kj55, stargater, pjotorstar, Jaj, ZoJ, Babs_77 and bold like this

remove before use

Zurich, Switzerland

#shirt

mmmonkan, kj55, stargater, aehmpaeh, PenSword72, SimonLauper, Jaj, Babs_77, sarcaSM and Luenchen like this

reposted by SimonLauper

ceci n'est pas un bold

Rapperswil, Switzerland

#magritte

Babs_77, _Nathalie_, bold and Jaj like this

my humour improves significantly over time. if you knew the strong quality my jokes will have in the future, you would only laugh at the jokes i produce today.

Kesklinn, Estonia

makalapua, kj55, guggigirl, Jaj and Florinho like this

no peanuts, just monkeys

timtomdan, PenSword72, ene, Vinyl, Jaj, mayabzbz, _Nathalie_, kj55 and sarcaSM like this

reposted by sarcaSM and Vinyl

monday -
moanday

kj55, PenSword72, Jaj and hebdifescht like this

don't clap - throw money

kj55, PenSword72, Jaj, hebdifescht, sarcaSM and smi like this

bold is beautiful

capricorn, Vinyl, kj55, acmepost, PenSword72, Jaj, Babs_77, kolelo and hebdifescht like this

the word is not enough

wipkinger, scorpiogirl, feerilia, RulesOfLife, kj55, aehmpaeh, Babs_77, againandagain, Sven, sarcaSM and 2 others like this