TerryMonroe's Posts

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church.

They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

~ Fred Allen

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Confidence is not "They will like me."

Confidence is "I'll be fine if they don't."

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Say anything you
like about me, darling.
As long as it isn't boring.

- Tallulah Bankhead

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Früher hat man in der Werbepause Pipi gemacht. Heute kann man während der Werbepause ein Facharztstudium zum Urologen (oder Frauenarzt A.d.B.) machen

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If you think I talk too much, you should hear me listen!

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