sklared4life's Posts

I'm not even on drugs. I'm just really weird.

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If sex, shots, or sleep can't solve it, you have a fucking problem.

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How to prepare the perfect vegetarian meal:

1. Throw it in the garbage.

2. Cook some fucking meat.

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I may be fucking insane, but I have a heart of gold.

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Why do single moms need so much money for child support? The commercials say you can feed a kid for fucking 35 cents a day.

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I don't have a Welcome mat because I'm not a fucking liar.

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