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sklared4life

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If sex, shots, or sleep can't solve it, you have a fucking problem.

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Is "Fuck you" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

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Sometimes I want to go back to the days of cartoons, snacks, and naps. Then I remember...coffee, liquor, and porn.

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Love is unconditional. Love is, "I know you're a fucking psycho maniac, but I'm willing to deal with that."

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I'm not even on drugs. I'm just really weird.

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I'm just trying to be less of an asshole than I was yesterday.

Baby steps.

Fuck you.

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Take away Donald Trump's money and he's that guy on the bus you avoid because he's screaming random shit with his dick in his hand.

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I finally got the body I always wanted.

But it's still in the trunk and really starting to fucking stink.

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