QueenBish's Posts

Every action has an equal or opposite over reaction.

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Never take a sleeping pill & laxative at the same time.

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Feel the pain but do it anyway!

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let go or be dragged

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take your prince of darkness and get the fuck out.

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I get knocked down, but I get up again.

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everyday is the last hurrah!!!!!

every choice is the right one at that moment.

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Sunshine only happens when it is raining.

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Don't fit in when you were born to stand out!

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Happiness is loving the skin you are in...

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Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.

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A journey begins with a first step.

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Please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.

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not everyone is going to like you. not everyone matters.

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Are you tired? You have been running through my head all night.

#pillowtalk, #secrets, #dreams

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Blondes totally have more fun!

#blondes, #fun

"Can you lie with me and just forget the world."

#pillowtalk

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"I know the secrets that you keep... when you're talking in your sleep."

#pillowtalk, #secrets

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Don't compete where you don't compare, because I don't consider you a competition. It's just pathetic really.

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I don't know. I think there's a fine line between sassy and being the basic bitch yourself. And gotta admit. Sometimes I pick fights. Like today. I'm not nice person if I don't need to be. Tbh, I'm too sarcastic. Anyway, something happened today made me upset, people I following hating on each other. I just wanted to say that, we should just shut up and get along. Is that so hard? Yeah, okay, bye!

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I hear you're a player. Nice to meet you, I'm the coach! That means I'm a pro at this not stupid.

You've always told me to live life with no regrets and do the things that are the hardest to do because those are the things that make you stronger.

Perfection is self abuse of the highest order. You know what they say about perfectionism...don't you? Why we don't have to try to be perfect, and in fact why it's necessary we must not try.

One day she finally grasped that unexpected things were always going to happen in life. And with that she realized the only control she had was how she choose to handle them. So she made the decision to survive using courage, humor and grace. She was the Queen of her own life and the choice was hers.

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I am the Queen of ignoring shitty people! Unless you put my family in harms way!

Funny how a knock, bell or a smell can bring back memories you once thought were gone.

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I feel as though someone is following me around and sprinkling bullshit on me. Sprinkle Sprinkle...

Love is a friendship caught on fire! <3

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When I say I am your friend. i mean it. ride or die.

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Fuck sexy, bring intelligence back!!!!!!!!

Fuck, I stepped in the feels. I better hurry and wipe that shit off.

A journey must start with a first step.

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As a child i believed there were monsters under my bed. Now I know they will always reside in my head.

At my funeral I'm going to have a Sharpie chained to the coffin so friends can draw one last dick on my face

Facebook is like prison. You write on walls all day and get poked by people you don't know.

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Sci-fi fans who use Star Wars references for real life situations are single virgins because they're looking for love in Alderaan places.

Its amazing how the lowly potato gives us french fries, potato chips, and vodka. Other vegetables should take notes.

I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.

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So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn't believe that life gave me that lemon.

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$Dear math, I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve.$

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Some idiot just told an elevator joke ON an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

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Note to self: the wife does not want an 'exercise pole'.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day.

It's so quiet in here I can hear myself think. No good can come of this.

I almost talked my way out of a ticket today by telling a female cop she was very attractive, but things went sour when I said "and that's not just the booze talking either".

Im an organ donor, but Im pretty sure all theyre going to use is my liver for “after” photos.

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Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Just saw an ad for a tampon with the tagline "Gives better protection. Period." I normally approve of puns, but that's just a bloody disgrace...

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Never lie to an X-Ray technician. They can see right through you.

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A set of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them. The police call it "Indecent Exposure" but whatever.....

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There would be a lot less people willing to run for public office if the losers were required to pick up all the lawn signs afterwards.

The truth is what i make it. I could set this world on fires and call it rain.

Karma is always watching... just like Santa but bitchier.

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Sometimes, the best way to be happy is to learn to let go of things you tried hard to hold on to that are no longer good for you.

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If you love something, love it completely, cherish it, say it, but most importantly show it. Life is finite and fragile, and just because something is there one day, it might not be the next. Never take that for granted. Say what you need to say, then say a little more. Say too much. Show too much. Love too much. Everything is temporary but Love. Love outlives us all.

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Less is more. Say LESS and listen MORE. Own LESS things and you will experience FREEDOM.

#lessismore

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Over-thinking ruins you, ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry and just make everything much worse than it actually is.

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Women without confidence mistake it for arrogance. I love myself. I know exactly what I am, what I have what I'm worth.

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~ Love never hate~ our expectations are our own perspective, we are our own disappointments, we allow ourselves to blame the other for shame, rejection, delusion we created, leave it.

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Any home can be a castle when the King and Queen are in love

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don't compete where you don't compare, because I don't consider you a competition. It's just pathetic really.

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He's got your back. No, no, my dear, she has it. As fierce as he looks, she'll rip anyone apart who messes with those she loves! It's the female that protects her circle. Remember that females protect in most species.

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I don't like to gamble but if there's one thing I'm willing to bet on, it's myself !

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Everything that shows up in your life is a reflection of where you are and what you believe. Can you accept that? If youre not taking 100% responsibility for the outcomes in your life, youre blocking the path to your throne

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We accept the love we think we deserve .

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“Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.” -Coco Chanel

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Life is like a boomerang / an echo. What you send out, comes back. What you give, you get. What you see in others, exists in you.

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I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination.

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“You can be the most beautiful person in the world and everybody sees light and rainbows when they look at you, but if you yourself don't know it, all of that doesn't even matter. Every second that you spend on doubting your worth, every moment that you use to criticize yourself; is a second of your life wasted, is a moment of your life thrown away. It's not like you have forever, so don't waste any of your seconds, don't throw even one of your moments away.” C. JoyBell C.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall. I do not hear your siren's call. I care not what you think of me. I am much more than you can see.

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Everything that happens to you is a reflection of what you believe about yourself. We cannot outperform our level of self-esteem. We cannot draw to ourselves more than we think we are worth.

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“Be a rainbow in someone else's cloud.” ~Maya Angelou

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“A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. I'm that diamond.”
~ Solange Nicole

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It's all about how you react in the worst of situations - keep your head up, stay positive, and keep heading towards the light.

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"The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision." -Helen Keller

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“I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become.” -Oprah Winfrey

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"Your crown has been bought and paid for. Put it on your head and wear it." ~ Dr. Maya Angelou

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Sometimes you just have to throw a crown on and remind them who they're dealing with.

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You survived what you thought would kill you. Now straighten your crown and move forward like the queen you are.

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Unfortunately nobody loves the darkness, how can you love someone if you can't handle their dark sides. ~JE

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Let go of the old that is no longer positively serving you. Trust that anything you release will be replaced with better.

A woman of great potential searching for her destiny is a Queen searching for her throne.

Don't be distracted by the blaze... Just walk THRU the fire...

Remember folks, it's bad luck to be superstitious!

#dafuqfunnies, #lol, #superstitous

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Pretending to be polite is so fucking exhausting.

#polite, #exhausting

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I am GREAT in bed!!! I can sleep all day.

#DAFUQFUNNIES, #realtalk, #sleep

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You can not afford the luxury of a negative thought.

#REALTALK, #SOTRUE, #luxury, #negative, #thoughts

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Check thyself, before you wreck thyself.

#REALTALK, #SOTRUE

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With you it's different!

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Insanity is making the same mistake over and over and expecting different results.

#insanity

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When I get disrespected I get disrespectful.

#LOYALTY, #respect, #REALTALK

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Every end is a new beginning.

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The good things in life are better with you.

#good, #things, #love, #realtalk, #DAFUQFUNNIES

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Love is deaf. You can not just tell someone, you must show it

#love, #show, #REALTALK, #DAFUQFUNNIES

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I love you because you love me when I do not love myself.

#realtalk, #love, #LOYALTY, #DAFUQFUNNIES

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no expectations, thus no disapointments

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You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them in person.

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I'm willing to bet that if Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones ever had a rap battle, it would be the most relaxing thing ever.

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I spilled my pumkin spice latte and now a bunch of ants are making brunch plans and doing yoga.

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Sending your navy to sit in international waters just off a country's coastline is the world's highest-stakes game of "I'm not touching you"

I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their WiFi.

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The more photos you have to untag, the better the weekend was.

I think that a lot of conflict that happened in the Wild West could've been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.

I'm starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.

I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.

I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."

I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.

If men could choose the gender of their unborn children, the human race would die out in a single generation. But we'd get a few decades of incredible football.

I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.

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The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1:00 PM and 2017.

If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn't let you skip.

Why can you wear a hoodie every day of the year & nobody cares but if you wear a shirt twice in a week you're suddenly homeless?

If meat is murder, then Tofu is identity theft!

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Next time you call in sick. Tell them you have "Anal Blindness". I don't see my ass coming to work today.

Sometimes I wish I could appear offline in real life too

Life Insurance = A contract that keeps me poor so, that I can die rich

Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.

When I was a kid I was afraid of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I'm afraid of the lights.

I dont know what it is about sex that has me panting afterwards. Maybe its the physical exertion, complex techniques, age... or could just be inflating the damn dummy every single time!

Do you think Santa regrets giving all those bad kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?

Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on cars saying "Sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ...I sent it anyways.

For once I would like to live my "Vida" without the "Loca"

A bear with no teeth is a gummy bear.

My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day.

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my house looks like it just threw up Christmas.

#Christmas, #DAFUQFUNNIES

you know it's bad when your imaginary friend filed a restraining order against you.

The fucking machine is out of order. Go fuck yourself and save a quarter.

#fuck, #DAFUQFUNNIES

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don't forget, oral sex is a great last-minute gift idea!

#adult, #SOTRUE, #DAFUQFUNNIES, #realtalk

My love for you is a journey starting ar forever and ending at never.

#love, #SOTRUE, #REALTALK, #dafuqfunnies

Do you ever say something so bitchy that you're like damn I need to chill

#SOTRUE, #DAFUQFUNNIES

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I already know what happened but I asked anyway and just wait for him to fucking lie.

#DAFUQFUNNIES, #SOTRUE

Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd, but the vending machine at work can't recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner.

#SOTRUE, #LOYALTY, #REALTALK, #DAFUQFUNNIES

I am bad with names. Can I just call you dumbass?

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up everyday to impress you.

#SOTRUE, #Time, #REALTALK, #DAFUQFUNNIES, #sarcasm

fall in love and let it kill you!

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I've fed mouths that have talked shit about me. 'Ive wiped tears from the same people that cause mine. Picked up ones that have knocked me down. Did favors for those who couldnt do shit for me. Been there for the ones that left me. Crazy? Maybe. Ive still not lost myself in the hatred of others. I continue to be me because I am who I am. Life isnt easy. Even through all the bulsh''it, Im still h ere.

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When someone asks what I did this weekend, I squint and ask, "why, what did you hear?? "

#weekend, #rumors, #dafuqfunnies

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Pepsi and Coke can't be in the same fucking restaurant together and society wants us all to get along! Fuck that!

#funny, #sarcasm, #truth, #Dafuqfunnies

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Let them fucking hate you. Just tell them to spell your name right!

#haters, #Dafuqfunnies, #truth

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Not everyone likes me. Not everyone matters.

#Dafuqfunnies, #truth

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The truth is like a lion. You don't have to defend it. let it loose. It will defend itself 100%.

#Dafuqfunnies, #truth

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I just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

#Dafuqfunnies

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A UPS truck is like an adult version of an ice cream truck.

#Dafuqfunnies, #UPS, #truth

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have you ever noticed that people would rather stop speaking with you rather than admitting their fucking wrong.

#QueenBish, #Sarcasm, #Dafuqfunnies, #bitch

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If I'm ever on life-support please don't pull the plug until I'm a size 0.

#Sarcasm, #bitch, #Dafuqfunnies

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not everyone has to like me. I can't force them to have good fucking judgment.

#Dafuqfunnies, #bitch

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sometimes I feel like giving up but then I remember I have a lot of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

#Dafuqfunnies

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I need a new venture away from all this fucking bullshit!

#Dafuqfunnies

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If you have a problem me get over it. You will make yourself miserable waiting for me to give a shit.

#Sarcasm, #truth, #Dafuqfunnies

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I am happy that you are a little freak like me.

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Common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment because you have to deal with everybody who does not have it.

#Sarcasm, #Dafuqfunnies

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It cost nothing to be a decent person.

#QueenBish, #truth, #inspiration.

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What defines us is how we rise after falling.

#define, #inspiration, #truth, #QueenBish, #dafuqfunnies

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Borders may divide us, but, paradoxically, they are also places where we are nearest to one another.

#borders

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The person you destroy with your words may be the person you miss tomorrow.

#truth

Life is like a monkey it throw shit at you.

#sarcastic, #dafuqfunnies

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I never faked a sargasm in my whole life

#sarcasm

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Be the change you want to see in this world.

She is a mess of gorgeous chaos. You can see it in her eyes.

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It's not how deep you fish, it's how you wiggle your worm.

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NO matter how good she looks some other guy is sick of putting up with all of her shit

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Cooking is a lot like masturbation. You only do it when there's no woman around.

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There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time!

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I don't even want to know why Santa named that one reindeer vixen.

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Whenever I am feeling fat, I try not to stress about it and just keep my chin up.

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The cover of every book should say: don't fucking talk to me.

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Sorry, won't be coming into work tomorrow. I have discovered that the TV remote works from under the blankets.

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Real women don't chase men.

They set traps.

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During this busy holiday season don't forget to pet your dog and tell your racist uncle to shut the fuck up!

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You know the moment when you connect with someone and you start to feel alive again? Avoid it! That is how Love starts and I don't recommend it.

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Stupidity is running rampant. It is like they started selling it at stores and everyone is buying an extra large bags of it.

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I just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks. And now we wait!

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All I want for Christmas is to delete other people's Facebook accounts.

They say you will eat at about 23 spiders in your life but really you can eat as many as you want treat yourself! You deserve it.

One day I'll do amazing things. today I'll be satisfied if I managed not to spill food on my boobs.

Walking around on eggshells waiting for the inevitable explosion is useless. Time to break some damn eggs!

If it has testicles or tires it is going to give you trouble.

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I am the architect of my own destruction.

~dafuqfunnies.net

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I got my first bikini. It's a three piece; a top, a bottom and a blindfold for you.

~dafuqfunnies.net

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Don't pull out in front of me just to drive slow! It should tell you something when I'm barreling toward you at an ungodly rate of speed! MOVE IT! ~Dafuqfunnies.net

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#dafuqfunnies

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The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole. I just see two lunatics who won't stop looking at my donut. ~dafuqfunnies.net

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#dafuqfunnies

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I have a rock hard body...I just keep it well protected under this cushiony layer of fat! ~dafuqfunnies.net~

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#dafuqfunnies

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Dear Snow, You're like the person from across the bar that was really attractive...but after spending some time with you, you're totally inconveniencing my life. dafuqfunnies.net

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#snow, #dafuqfunnies

I just sneezed while eating alphabet soup.
Took the words right out of my mouth.

~Dafuqfunnies.net~

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#alphabet, #mouth, #words, #dafuqfunnies

Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you are happy no one sees you smile. But FART !! just ONE time... And everybody knows! ~Dafuqfunnies.net~

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#dafuqfunnies

My give a fuck is broken, but my go fuck yourself is fully functional.

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I didn't fall. I attacked the ground, and I think it's dead. It hasn't moved since.

*dafuqfunnies.net*

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#dafuqfunnies

There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding." A little curiosity behind every "just wondering." A little knowledge behind every "I don't know."
~dafuqfunnies.net~

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#dafuqfunnies, #queenbish

So much to do and so many other things to distract me ;]

*dafuqfunnies.net*

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#dafuqfunnies

Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it ''Decisions, Decisions''.

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#dafuqfunnies

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Who the Hell decided nine minutes was a "snooze"?

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#dafuqfunnies

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What did the blanket say when it feel off the bed..
OH SHEET!

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#dafuqfunnies, #queenbish

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Age doesn't make you forgetful. Having way too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful.
*dafuqfunnies.net*

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#dafuqfunnies, #queenbish

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I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
*dafuqfunnies.net*

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#dafuqfunnies, #queenbish

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If I'm ever on life support, pull the plug and plug it back in. See if that works.

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#dafuqfunnies

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I just read an article about a lady who makes ice cubes out of left over wine. I was confused. What's left over wine?
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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel people in their tummy?

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If I said exactly what I was thinking right now I would be be in trouble.

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You are about as worthless as white crayons on white paper ...hope everything works out for you...wait NO I don't.

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My police scanner just reported a naked idiot wearin' snow boots slidin' down the highway singing Ice Ice Baby...you want to tell me where you are going?

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I wish I had chocolate socks! It would make my foot-in-the-mouth problem less traumatic!

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#Dafuqfunnies, #QueenBish

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