MooseOnDaLoose's Posts

i like you a lottle.

it's like a little except it's a lot.

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America and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most.
So far Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.

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Guys get erections every morning, right? The actual time of "morning" varies depending on where you live, with the "morning line" basically spinning around the earth infinetely, right?

So does that mean that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of years?!?

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Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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