magdimus's Posts

I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas.

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You shouldn't let poets lie to you.

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Deine Mutter arbeitet bei Nordsee als Geruch.

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thank goodness i don't have to hunt for my food!
i don't even know where tacos live!

Reposted from makalapua

"Go to bed, you'll fell better in the morning!" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

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Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

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Man soll sich nicht über Dinge ärgern, denn das ist ihnen völlig egal.

(Euripides)

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I'd love to change the world...

...but they won't give me the source code.

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(gefühlte)
2015°C

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Schweißnasse, nackte Haut
+
Katzen kuscheln
=
verdammt haarige, schweißnasse, nackte Haut

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The WiFi in a café is called "Martin Router King". Well, what can I say?
I have a stream!

Reposted from Claudio

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präventives Frustessen

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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YOUR WORDS WILL LEAVE AN IMPRINT OF MEMORIES WHICH STORY'S YET BE TOLD

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DIE ALTERNATIVEN ZUR ARBEIT LIEGEN AUF DER STRASSE.

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the best way to predict the future, is to invent it.

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It's all about having a good time.

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Sorry, I can't go there. I'm not allowed to cross the street by myself when I'm sober.

#whitelie, #whylie

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Es gilt die
Unmutsverschuldung.

#whitelie

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Ist
das
Kunst
??? ...
Ja,
das
kann
weg!

es ziiiiiieht esziehtesziehteszieht
es zieht nicht mehr

es ziiiiiieht esziehtesziehteszieht
es zieht nicht mehr

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What do you call a sphere full of idiots?

Earth

#pun

they told me
I couldn't,

that's why I did.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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Chaos

verleiht

Anonymität

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Ich bin vielleicht nicht so schlau, wie ich denke, dass ich es bin - aber ich bin auf jeden Fall schlauer, als du denkst.

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If you find it necessary to judge me by my past, don't be surprised if I find it necessary to put you there.

Reposted from Ms_Ntlebi

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Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate.

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Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

Reposted from brenlouwin

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Im Baumarkt findet man alles was man braucht um einen neuen Baumarkt zu bauen.

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Kaltes, klares Wasser
Kaltes - kaltes
Kaltes - hmmm
Kaltes/Wasser
Kaltes/Wasser
Kaltes/Wasser
Kaltes, klares Wasser
Kaltes
Kalt und klar
Kaltes, klares Wasser
Kaltes - kaltes
über meinen Körper

Reposted from aehmpaeh

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"Kannst Du
italienisch ?"

"Nur essen,
aber das sehr gut."

Reposted from anonymous

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FAT?
I'm not fat - I'm BOLD!

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reposted by kj55

Ist
denn
jetzt
endlich

Vorbeinachten
???
?

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HOME IS
WHERE YOUR

WIFI

CONNECTS
AUTOMATICALLY

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FEED

YOUR

TALENT

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If I stole your heart & you stole mine, wouldn't that be the perfect crime?

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Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90...Time is a concept that humans created

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I am constantly making the decision between being a good person or being a sarcastic asshole.

Reposted from anonymous

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If no one thinks you
can

then you have to

Reposted from anonymous

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THERE ARE ARTISTS

that don't realise

THEY ARE ARTISTS

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Das als WIE getarnte ALS
ist eine weit verbreitete
Form von falschem
Mimikri.

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"Papi, schnell.
Da ist ein Monster
unter meinem Bett."

"Es gibt kei
OH NEIN !
ES HAT MEINE BEINE !
Nein mach nur Spaß.
Es frisst nur Kinder.
Schlaf jetzt, gute Nacht."

Reposted from anonymous

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du schläfst bestimmt immer auf luftpolsterfolie, weil du sonst nichts zu knallen hast :)

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90% of my socks are single, and you don't see them crying about it

Reposted from makaycarrier

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© @ ® € £ € $ $

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wer glaubt etwas zu sein, hört auf etwas zu werden.

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AN APPLE A DAY WILL KEEP ANYONE AWAY, IF THROWN HARD ENOUGH

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Break my own heart before i let you...

Reposted from makalapua

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IF YOU
FALL,
I'LL BE
THERE

- FLOOR

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Opinions are facts marinated in bullshit.

Reposted from loryane

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Here's an idea:

You go away and I'll stop ignoring you.

Reposted from _Nathalie_

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I don’t need you to fix my problems, I need you to just listen.

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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done...

Reposted from yve

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DIAGNOSE:

PARASITÄRER
BEFALL DES VERDAUUNGSTRAKTS DURCH LEPIDOPTERA.

(Das ist Klugscheiß für "Schmetterlinge im Bauch")

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I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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Don't let the fear
of falling keep you from flying

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What if we are all particles on a grilled cheese sandwich?

Reposted from Maripaki

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"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance"

-------------------

Alcohol

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it's all or nothing or something else.

Reposted from Broccolum

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ISS MEHR KÄSE-
TOAST!

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Einen Kaffee bitte.

To Go?

Nein, to stolper and to kipp on the shirt and with extra Schaum bitte.

Reposted from boni

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Fuck you,
very much.

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Home sweet mess.

Reposted from loryane

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Reposted from satan

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Besser mit Klugen in der Hölle als mit Narren im Paradies.

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