loredanabuju5's Posts

I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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I wish I could slap some sense into people

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AND SO WE BEGAN TO SHINE
AS WE WERE DRINKING CHRISTMAS WINE.

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Glad there's no snow and it's a warm winter. Sad that I know it's because of global warming.

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The war on drugs brought in more drugs.
The war on terror created more terrorists.
Maybe next year we can have a war on money and jobs and see where it goes . . .

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It's not what's under the Christmas tree that matters,

it's who's around it.

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I think its funny when hoes talk about other hoes being hoes. Just stop , you're all hoes ;P

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At a job interview: "What are your strengths?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example?"

"Yes, when do I start?"

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Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll be ever again.

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Travelling is like love

If it's over it hurts.

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Don't regret growing older.

It's a privilege denied to many.

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I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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Let's play the game called:

Will I regret this in the morning?

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I watched three people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the curtains.

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children who read become adults who think

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I call my wallet a nonprofit organization.

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sherbert crystals
and champagne bites
luscious pink lips
taste of turkish delights
warm truffle centres
with satisfying heights
toffee and fudge
on starburst nights

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Whatever,
I have boobs.

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Nothing haunts
us like
the things we don't say.

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Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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you remind me of a software update, whenever i see you i think
"not now!"

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love those rainy days when you have to stay in bed and make love all day ~

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they slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered

- f. scott. fitzgerald

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Buried
under the
weight of
wishes.

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If you think I talk too much, let me know..

So we can talk about it!

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"Can I buy you a drink?"
Why a drink? Why not a book, or a sandwich, or a car? Think bigger, people!

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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Sarcasm is the art of making a lie into a truth....

While still lying.

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Not all girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

I'm made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

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My sarcasm & my sincerity sound surprisingly similar.

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my degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

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We can't be friends if you don't understand my sarcasm •

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Today's mood:
Bitchy with a chance of sarcasm

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Sarcasm: confusing stupid people and pissing off idiots everywhere.

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People are crazy. I mean, just look at me.

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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

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training for a marathon

(on netflix)

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"I'm a great fucking person so if I cut you off it's only because I love myself too much to be treated less than what I deserve"

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Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up.

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It takes a lot to make me angry, but some people know exactly how to piss me off within 0.2 seconds

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Close your eyes.
Rest your mind.
It's not easy being one of a kind.

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I am just a
dreamer, but
you are just
a dream

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i want to fuck you so bad right now.

damn autocorrect..

i meant hey.

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WORK HARD,
SO YOU CAN SHOP HARDER

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I had a dream
but called it a plan

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It's okay.

My comebacks are as epic as my fuck-ups.

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Good things come to
those who make love.

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We all have different reasons for forgetting to breathe.

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Yes, I speak French. Yves Saint Laurent. Hermes. Louis Vuitton. Chanel. Dior. Givenchy...

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Love her but leave her wild.

- Atticus

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I had a dream
but called it a plan

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Dream big while you sleep and even bigger when you wake.

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it's a bitter world and i'd rather dream

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So sweet, so kind

Always on my mind

You are a dream come true

If only that you knew

That I love you a ton

Because I know that you,
are truly the one

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"I have a dream..."

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Some dream of success

Others stay awake to achieve it

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Explore.
Dream.
Discover.
Believe.

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die with memories,
not dreams.

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Don't stand around doing nothing. People will think you're the boss.

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I can't read lips, unless they're touching mine.

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What we learn in pleasure we never forget.

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She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city.

- Roman Payne

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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...

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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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im not actually funny. im really mean but people just think im joking.

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You wish that I would listen more, and I wish I ruled a kingdom made of cake. The point is, we can't get everything we wish for.

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An engineer and a doctor were in love with the same girl. The Dr. would give her a rose everyday and the engineer, an apple. Girl asks, "I know why a rose is given (love) but why an apple?" Engineer replies, "To keep the Dr. away"!

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I saw a man yelling at the beach: Help! Shark! Help!

I laughed, I knew the shark wasn't going to help him...

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When the most annoying person complains about someone being annoying.

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I'm one of the nicest assholes you could ever hope to meet.

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There's a line between outspoken and just plain mean.

It's not my fault that I don't know where the line is, though.

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Why do fat boys have sexy girlfriend? Because sixpack boys have hot boyfriends.

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Having a soulmate is not always about love. You can find your soulmate in a friendship too.

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I want world peace...
oh, and bigger boobs.

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That feeling, when someone believes in you, even when you don't believe in yourself.

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If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends.

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Sarcasm is like a good game of chess. Most people dont know how to play chess.

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I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

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If her bra matches her panties when you take her clothes off, it wasn't you who decided to have sex!

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I wish I could go back to the day I met you and punch you in the face •

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An Ex is called an Ex
because they're an
EX-ample of who not to date next time.

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some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet connection

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Well...
I just added another one to the "What the fuck was I thinking?" list.

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I envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes

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At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize,
I could never live with that asshole.

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Never ask a woman her age. Or her weight. Or anything. Just stare, breathe and hope for the best.

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Those who do not believe in magic will never find it

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She wears all black just like her soul yet her heart is made of gold.

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Did I said "I love you"? Sorry I was talking to the food

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The moment
You Put your Fone in your pocket Without Lock-It...

And You Take it out and Find,
You Broke up With Your Boyfriend, Sold
Yourself On EBAY,
And Joined ISIS

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Why The Heck Is My SIGNAL LOW in my Bed.

But The Terrorists are able To Upload Video's
From Their Cave's ?

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It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check boldomatic, twitter and instagram real quick and watch three seasons of a tv show on netflix

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gay marriage

(let's just call it marriage now)

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Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.

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You wake up every morning to fight the same demons that left you so tired the night before, and that, my love, is bravery.

• a.l.h.

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I swear, sometimes it's like some people want me to hate them.

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I love when people can handle my smart ass mouth without getting offended like a little bitch.

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I don't want good morning texts

I want good morning transfers to my bank account

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If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it's lethal.

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"so do you have a special someone in your life?"

"yes. me, I'm awesome. I think I'm the one."

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I don't like morning people.

Or mornings.

Or people.

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"you look different without makeup"

Well I didn't spend all my money on bronzer, eyeliner, foundation etc. to look the exact same

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on a scale of 1 to 10 i give America
1776.

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your mind needs as much exercise as your body. thats why I think about jogging every day

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Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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Today there is no same sex marriage, gay marriage or heterosexual marriage in America, just marriage.

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I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones.

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No matter where you are or where you grow up -

you always go through the same awkward moments of being a teenager and growing up and trying to figure out who you are

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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