lieni's Posts

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

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Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

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It's not the dress that makes you look fat....

... it's the fat!

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5 minuten
dumm stellen

kann eine stunde
arbeit sparen

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Laut meinem Spiegel war die Nacht zu kurz.

Muss heute also voll auf die inneren Werte setzen.

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I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems, because you're your own problem, and you're also your own solution.

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meine lieblingsfarbe

ist bunt.

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This morning,
with her,
having coffee.

Johnny Cash, when asked for his description of paradise.

#jonnycash, #paradise

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chocolate comes from cocoa,

which is a tree

that makes it a plant.

chocolate is salad.

Wenn ihr schon hinter meinem Rücken redet, massiert mich doch wenigstens dabei.

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pünktlichkeit ist die kunst abzuschätzen,
wie weit sich der andere verspätet

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Don't judge me. I was born to be AWESOME

- not perfect.

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älex
<3 nicolas cage

The
difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza •

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NEVER EVER let your phone alone with your friends

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GO
HUG
YOURSELF

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I PUT REDBULL IN MY COFFEE THIS MORNING INSTEAD OF WATER
AND NOW I CAN SEE NOISES

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I PUT REDBULL IN MY COFFEE THIS MORNING INSTEAD OF WATER
AND NOW I CAN SEE NOISES

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Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

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rebi
needs
more
COFFEE
now.

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C
O
F
F
E
E. NOW!

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I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

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WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Reposted from nailz

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Whenever a bird craps on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.

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life's
too
short
for
bad
coffee

Reposted from lieni

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life's
too
short
for
bad
coffee

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HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP

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If I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on first.

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light travels faster than sound.

that's why some people appear to be bright before they speak.

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