JohnLemon's Posts

behind every great woman... is a man checking out her ass.

#pressrelease

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i hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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scheiss fete! wenn ich meine hose finde hau ich ab.

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die meisten leute wollen eine perfekte beziehung. ich will essen.

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punkt, punkt, komma, strich. eingeritzt in die butter, sieht es aus wie deine mutter.

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i met god and she's black.

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