dan0's Posts

Wine is like Gin Tonic:
it never asks questions,
it is THE answer.

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Life
is too short
to travel
second class.

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Life
is too short to live
second class.

"With pleasure"

The "Fuck you" in the office

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I'm smiling because sending you to hell would require too much effort from my side.

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

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Relationships are like grammar: if you mess up with some basic rules, everything falls apart.

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"There's nothing better than cleaning your flat..." - said no one ever.

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When we remove our wisdom teeth, are we getting wiser? Or is it when they come out that we're wiser and removing them means becoming silly?

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The more exhausted I am,
the better i cook.

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Morbus IKEAbus, morbus shopaholicus

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I hate it when my phone rings and I'm in a public toilet.

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Stop starting, start finishing

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DAMN IT!

Forgot to go to the gym.

That makes it 6 years in a row!

#stepout

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Being single is great:
you want to go out?
Go out!
You want to watch a movie?
Watch a movie!
You want to have sex?
Watch a movie!

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I'm a shopping stalker:
I stare at people's bags to know where they buy from.

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Sleep less.
Dream more.

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Happy channukka, hanukkah or however you spell it.

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We all know that the best morning workout is: "head, shoulders, knees-and-toes"

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"Ich habe das Geld bekommen"

"I became the money"

~Swiss translations~

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I'm sick and tired of looking for my soul mate.
Now it's your turn to move your ass and find me!

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I just
need
your
warm
hug.

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Can you believe it?
I woke up at 4 a.m.
because I was tired!

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humans. at the top of the food chain. at the bottom of the social chain

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Where is this world heading to?

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Xmas is that period of the year when someone who hates me pretends to be nice by giving a present I don't want, just to justify his being an asshole the whole year.

#grinch, #thegrinch

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An open mind unlocks incredible treasures.

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Love me like you used to.

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Turn the stove on! It's bake-off time!

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Making plans for the new year's dinner requires more diplomatic skills than accomplishing world peace.

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I hate it when my alarm clock goes off one and a half hours after my inner one.

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Of course I talk to myself when I'm home alone!
I need the advice of an expert!

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
~John Keats~

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Home alone? Turn on BBC World news and you'll feel betta.

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Friend: "...but he's on Tinder!"
me: "so what? He needs some awful experience to understand that you're the best he can ever have."

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Treat yourself! You deserve it! (But your credit card doesn't).

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Here's one of my golden rules as a single:
each month buy yourself something. it doesn't matter if it's big or small, cheap or expensive. Treat yourself: you deserve it!

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I love this app.

#boldomatic

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If you're still looking for that one person to change your life..

Take a look in the mirror.

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Ich: Soll ich es kaufen?
Kopf: Nein! Konto: Nein! Partner: Nein!
Universum: Nein!
Ich: Gekauft!

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When your sight is foggy, listen to your heart.

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How do I feel today?
Fabulous, as usual.

#fab

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Live your days in happiness as these will be your flashbacks of tomorrow.

#flashback

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My flashbacks are déjà vu.

#flashback

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Mondays are difficult.
Smile and everything will get better.

#ihatemondays, #happiness, #smile

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Don't wait for the rays of dawn to warm your soul; irradiate other souls with your inner light, positivity and happiness

#bepositive, #positivity, #happiness

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The best part of the day: the feeling of my soft duvet while getting into bed.

#bed, #sleep, #warm, #relax

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Lovers come and go, but true friends will always be there by your side to shout: "I told you..."

#friends, #lovers

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Being sexy cannot be controlled. Just like being an asshole.

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There are no limits to human stupidity.

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Quote of the day:
Some events happen whether we want them to or not.

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Italian constitutional referendum: alea iacta est?

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Enjoy life.
Be kind to others.
Smile.

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Life is like food: sooner or later it'll turn into shit.

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When your Italian colleague starts swearing in Italian while programming, then things got serious.

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Spend your time with your beloved ones.
They need you.

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I wish CTRL+Z worked in real life.

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