damnitjanet's Posts

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the nurse!

#nurse, #stupidthings, #never, #worldlywisdom, #life, #rule

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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

#adulthood, #kids, #ideas

What about the day after today?

#today, #tomorrow, #future

BED ALARM = DRAMATIC OLYMPIC STYLED RUNNING TO YOUR PATIENT'S ROOM

#nurse, #olympic, #running

Der Schweizer,
ein Höhlenbewohner

Seit gestern erst recht!

#switzerland#politics

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Do you ever pee and then you still have to pee, but you can't pee because you just peed?

#pee

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Liebe ZVV, uns wiederholt aus dem Bus zu schmeissen ist nicht nett!

#zvv#abend#not#funny

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The feeling when your fake Louis Vuitton purse is broken

#louisvuitton, #purse, #bag, #broken

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Mission: Mücke zur Strecke bringen

Zeitung in der Hand, Mücke anfokusieren, tief durchatmen und "päääääm"

Scheisse!! Mücke verfehlt

#Mission, #Mücke

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I just wanted to have some fresh air in my room

What I got was a zoo, mosquito bites and no fresh air

#mosquito, #zoo, #air, #summer

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ZGB

(zur geistigen Belastung)

#zgb, #scheisse, #privatrecht, #recht

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Don't mess with nurses

We get paid to stab people with sharp objects

#nurses, #work, #sharp, #objects

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Nothing is impossible

The word itself says

"I'm possible"

#impossible, #possible, #words

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When chemists die, they barium

#chemistry, #chemist, #barium, #wordplay

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Die Amerikaner verstehen die Welt nicht mehr
Switzerland vs. Sweden
"Isn't that the same?"

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Hipsters don't wanna be individuals they just wanna become the new mainstream

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YESTERDAY

YOU SAID

TOMORROW

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My better is better than your better

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The bags under my eyes are Prada

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"Google"

Dein Freund und Helfer

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Dreams are the Playground
of
Unicorns

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Always be yourself
unless you can be a Unicorn
then always be a Unicorn

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Meinen
inneren
Schweinehund

hintergehen

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Ottos Mops kotzt•

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How do you spell love?
You don't spell it, you fell it <3

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Ich bin auch ein Lexikon

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My Phone is in Love....
with the Floor!

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I study
I take the test
I pass it
I forget what I learned

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Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be

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$Rule of math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong!$

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Every year I realize how stupid I was the year before

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Meine gute Laune geht grad meine Motivation suchen –

- verdammt jetzt sind beide weg!

Reposted from anonymous

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I'm also a Snowman
(*.*)
( )
( )

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No Time to
clean up

You know something bad is about to happen when you hear: Hold my beer and watch this!

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

Fake it till u make it

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Ich bin auch eine Bank

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Don't fall asleep
Don't fall asl...
Don't fall a...
Don't f...
Don't...
Do...
*snoooooooring*

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Sie findets scheisse, dass mir Shit gseit händ

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Are u having a serious
conversation?

22.12.12
After World End
Party

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reposted by keka

Dear Algebra,
stop asking us to find your "X".
She's not coming back.

Reposted from MooseOnDaLoose

Latte and a Croissant what a nice start

Hope

is

Hopeless

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Manchmal beschäftigt man sich zu sehr mit sich selbst, warum nicht einfach anderen ein Lächeln ins Gesicht zaubern?

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No Time To Rest

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