cmdZ's Posts

Change
Your Thought's
And You Change Your World..

Reposted from juneocallagh

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10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

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If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

Reposted from Babs_77

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CHARACTER is how you treat those who can do nothing for you

#character, #onedaytruth, #qotd

never
let
your
light
shine
down.

#classicsremix

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One day, when you realize you've lost something genuine, you'll wish you would have treated me better. You'll realize that I was a better 'bestfriend' than you were, or could ever be. You'll wish you didn't take our friendship for granted or only come to me when YOU needed a favor. You'll wish you would have taken 5 mins to text or call. One day.

#oneday, #friend, #bestfriend, #bff

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••••••••••••••
only dead
fish go with
the flow
••••••••••••••

because you can't grill salad

Reposted from jojo

what do you call a mexican who lost his car?

carlos.

Reposted from Duncanville

I do not spew profanities.

I enunciate them properly like a fucking lady.

Reposted from Bettydent

Welp,

that's
all folks.

#gravestone

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I am
what
I am;
a natural
d i s a s t e r.

Huron, United States

#disaster, #me

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Do NOT rely on Girl GPS

“Ummm. feel like it's this way."

#girl, #typical, #truth

I'm on a pursuit of happiness and I know that everything shines ain't always going to be gold.

#quote, #realtalk, #turningpoint

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<div>
lets be together.

#humor, #nerd, #developer, #creative, #love, #design, #dork

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Being an Adult means you can have pizza pockets
for dinner,
having the decision to not going to bed at a reasonable hour and regretting all of it at your 8 AM job.

#adult, #quote, #realtalk

#gravestone

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#gravestone

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And he
kissed her
like he was
drowning
and she
was his
air.

#kiss, #love, #quote

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Brains are the new tits.

Reposted from janineyvette

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You can't be everybodys
cup of tea.
Some like it bitter, some sweet.
Nobodys everybodys favorite so you might as well make it how you please.

#qotd, #firstdate, #truth

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reposted by shankarrkn

pledge to actually do what I said I would do
when I was running for election.

-did noone ever

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox

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Make love,
Not war.

#electionpledge, #nzztoolbox

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If i tell you i'm UPS will you let me handle your package?

#pickuplines, #rawr, #ups, #nicetry

perellano, juneocallagh, Vandtastic and bold like this

I only talk
to you because our significant other are best friends.

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NILLIONAIRE (n)

Having little to no money; college students.

#urbandictionary

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Romeo.
Romeo.
Where
art thou Romeo?

#words

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Sometimes,
you just gotta
wing it.

#words, #qotd

lolfs -

laughed
outloud
for a
second

#urbandictionary

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Gamergirl (n);

A girl who likes to play video games on a regular or during her free time.

#urbandictionary

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Ninja Sex (v);

Having sex silently while your roomate/kids/family
is in the
other room.

#urbandictionary

UserOne, dannyzee, bobbybuilder, RulesOfLife, savior-vivre and Qball like this

Struggle Bus (n);

1. A particularly heavy course load.

2. Moving slow, gettinf everythong wrong.

#urbandictionary

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Netflixing (v);

1. The act of watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. An excuse for avoiding social obligations.

#urbandictionary

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reposted by swatchUSA

Ultra-crepi-darianism (n);

The habit of giving opinions and advice on matters outside of one's knowledge.

#urbandictionary

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Uglyography (n);

Poor handwriting, and bad spelling.

#urbandictionary

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Starrify (verb);

To
decirate
with stars.

#urbandictionary

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Thrice (adj);

Three times.

#urbandictionary

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FTS (n);

Fuck
That Shit;
No.

#urbandictionary

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AMBITCHIOIS (n);

Striving to be more of a bitch than an average bitch.

#urbandictionary

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reposted by brody

Etc:

End of Thinking Compacity

#urbandictionary

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Bro (n);

Guy term for
bestfriend;

unless addressed in a hostile situation;
"come at me bro."

#urbandictionary

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DUDEVORCE (n);

When two
bros officially
end their friendship.

#urbandictionary

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NONVERSATION (n);

A
completely worthless conversation; small talk.

#urbandictionary

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CELLFISH (n);

Someone who continues to be on their phone while having a conversation with another person.

#urbandictionary

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ASKHOLE (n);

Someone
who ask many
stupid,
pointless, obnaxious questions.

#urbandictionary

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YOLO;

something you say when you don't give a shit and you need an excuse to not be judged upon.

#urbandictionary

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somewhere
along
this
lovetrip
i fell
off

#boldomatic, #love, #truth, #turningpoint

forever
wishing
you
had a
CMD+z
button

#boldomatic, #qotd, #realtalk, #words

oh you're vegetarian?

that
means you can
eat fish, right?

#vegetarianprobs

#vegetarianptobs, #no, #funny, #sarcasim

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You're as
useless as the "g" in Lasagna.

#realtalk, #words, #sarcasim

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#ha, #funny, #joke, #words

Thou
shall not
judge,
because
thou has
fucked up
too.

#judge, #boldomatic, #qotd, #wisdom

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patience is the key

#boldomatic, #qotd, #wisdom

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noone
has to
know
about your
nose

-plasticsurgery

#plasticsurgery

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"Love the body you have"

-the girl with the nose job.

#plasticsurgery

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Why work out when I can get a
new butt,
new stomach,
thigh gap,
and perky boobs in less time?

-plastic girl thoughts

#plasticsurgery

These butt implants will automatically
make me TWERK
better, right?

#plasticsurgery

Will these boobs
help me
get drinks?

#plasticsurgery

I'm a Barbie girl,

in a Barbie world,

life in plastic, its fantastic!

#plasticsurgery

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bangs..

cheaper than botox.

#plasticsurgery

my anaconda don't!

my anaconda don't!

my anaconda don't want silicone buns hun!

#plasticsurgery, #joke

Don't raise your voice.
Improve your argument

#words, #poetry, #wisdom, #boldomatic

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may the bridges
i burn
light the way.

#qotd, #turningpoint, #change

monday:

i need 3 coffees and like 6 million dollars

"why do you want to work here?"

"because i need free coffee and like 6 million dollars"

#jobinterview

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Sometimes i just wanna
chill in my underware.

That cool w u?

#chill, #girls, #jobinterview, #life, #realtalk

The grass isn't greener on the other side.

It's greener where you decide to water it.

#qotd, #wordstoliveby, #quote, #wisdom

i hope
you
step
on
a lego.

#sorrynotsorry, #sarcasim

"Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

"Firing you."

#jobinterview

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#designerproblems, #graphicdesignprob, #no

"Can you Photoshop me skinny?"

No

#photoshop, #designerprobs, #graphicdesignprob, #sorrynotsorry

*walks in*
*sees boobs*

"You're Hired!"

#jobinterview

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"Here in you're resume says you can speak French?"

- "Si Si"

"Okay that's Spanish"

"K, so please add
spanish to it as well"

#jobinterview

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"What is your weakness?"

"cheesecake and tacos"

#jobinterview

"tell me about yourself"

- oh boy an openended question.. this is like asking me to slow dance to the sound of wolves mauling raindeer. There's gonna be no rhythm in ny answer, just erratic snapping sounds mixed with occational whimper.

#jobinterview

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reposted by Vandtastic and Vandtastic

#graphicdesignprob, #design

girls
play
video
games
too

#gamergirl, #videogames, #girls

I'm sorry if i haven't been nice, but today is a fat day.

#fat, #bitchy, #qotd, #sorrynotsorry

#turningpoint

OF COURSE SIZE
MATTERS.

NO ONE WANTS A
SMALL GLASS OF
WINE.

Just because
you feel like can
use photoshop
doesn't mean
you should.

Life of a designer is
a life of fight
against the
ulginess.

decide
what
to
be
and
go
be
it

#turningpoint

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You wanted
smooth sailing
and I've
always been
a tsunami.

#turningpoint

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reposted by shankarrkn

Monday
is
a
Basic
Bitch

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No
materpeice was ever created by a lazy designer.

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Yes,
I am obsessed with packaging. Deal with it.

-DesignerProbs

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we are
what we
believe we
are

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stay
focused
and
extra
sparkley

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I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour.

{attitude}
is the difference between ordeal & adventure

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We're all
mad here.

Huron, United States

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