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Life philosophy...

Eat dessert first.

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Never trust anyone with bad eyebrows to tell you shit about life.

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Don't look at me in that tone.

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You were so attractive until you texted me with your hideous grammar.

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Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a hieroglyph, a gang sign, and the blood of a virgin.

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Sometimes, what doesn't kill you,

fucks you up mentally.

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