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Life philosophy...

Eat dessert first.

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Never trust anyone with bad eyebrows to tell you shit about life.

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Don't look at me in that tone.

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You were so attractive until you texted me with your hideous grammar.

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Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a hieroglyph, a gang sign, and the blood of a virgin.

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Sometimes, what doesn't kill you,

fucks you up mentally.

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call me old fashioned, but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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Who left the bag of idiots open?

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Im more afraid of forgetting to add an Email attachment than I'm of dying.

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i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

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i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

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Me: I wanna look good today.
Body: No.
Hair: Nope.
Face: Nice try.

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I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

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Ooh yeah baby, ignore me harder. Ooh yeah right there, don't text back.

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a mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.

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I don't always meet a nice girl but when I do I'm drunk.

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i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

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We miss you
~
Mr Tea

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When someone is
singing in the shower,
it's like they're in their
own little world.

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I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy!

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spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

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why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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So lets find a bar so dark we forget who we are.

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I'm living the Champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget

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learning rap lyrics so i can surprise people during car rides.

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unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing

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somedays I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much

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somedays I wish I had a crappy education so your grammar wouldn't bother me so much

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l can't return to the gym until I lose some weight

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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide

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just wanted to let you know I love you even though you aren't naked right now

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I made me laugh.

Again.

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you don't grow taller by cutting others down

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Don't you dare tell me what to do...
unless I'm naked and you tie me up first

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Unbuttoned my pants. I don't know what the evening will bring but the possibilities just opened way up.

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For a moment I thought "Fuck it, I'll just be a stripper." But then I remembered that I dance like I was conceived on a cruise ship...

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Maybe if I check one more internet site I'll find happiness.

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Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who really belong in your life - will come to you and stay.
(Will Smith)

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It's not crazy to travel to another country just to attend a concert of a band you really want to see.

It's "enjoing life at its best"!

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It costs nothing to be nice.
Confidence allows us to succeed.
Celebrate being original.
Embrace your uniqueness.
Being true is being brave.

-One Direction

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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

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nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them...

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WOMEN ARE LIKE BACON.
THEY LOOK GOOD, SMELL GOOD, TASTE GOOD AND SLOWLY KILL MEN.

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Does running late count as exercise?

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The closer you look, the less you see.

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Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas ..
.. I woke up in a box..

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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it's in the shower, baby

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oh boy, you're mine

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Happiness is ..

This awesome moment when you can finally enjoy your book

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I don't always have the time to read a good book but when I do, I don't.

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screaming
"oh god, oh god" on sunday morning doesn't count as going to church.

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HOME IS
WHERE THE WIFI
CONNECTS AUTOMATICALLY

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Waving hi to security cameras.

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Lazy rule: If it falls under the bed, it's gone. Forever.

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B*tch, don't text me while i'm texting you, now i have to change my text.

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Saying "i'm almost there", when you actually haven't even left the house.

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@tildisan

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Dear Crush,
don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, you were on my wish list.

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I like you
more than
you d?r?i?n?k? think

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May all your ups and downs be between the sheets.

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Dear,
please don't go check your outfit first by posting a selfie somewhere just so you can put the world's opinion above your own.

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about.

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I love how some people stop in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store and start talking like they're the only ones there.

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That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny, but it turns into a life lesson.

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declassify
your
emotions

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Okay puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now.

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Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.

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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

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what would you do if you couldn't fail?

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wanna pimp my feelings?

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singing is the best medicine.
it pimps your mood better than everything else.

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dreamers can not be tamed

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Halloween is

when you need more make-up remover than over a peroid of a whole year

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If you're brave enough to say goodbye life holds a new hello for you.

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i gave in to temptation

i am human.

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all I ever wanted
was so much more

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i like it most when you wake me too

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try not
to be
something
you do not
want to
love

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there are three kinds of people in this world those who can count and those who cant

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it's not you...

it's me.

but it's mostly you.

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Other people: Wow, what a perfect morning for a run.

Me : Wow, what a perfect morning to go back to sleep.

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You know, I don't pack until 5 seconds before I need to leave, but I unpack like 5 months after I come back.

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Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

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I've looked in New York City
and I've looked in Boston too
I found a couple that were pretty but I'm still gonna stay with you

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I used to have SUPER POWERS but my therapist took them away

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It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

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Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

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the truth only hurts when it should.

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I woke up this morning ready to go and work, so I pushed the snooze button and gave my lazyness a second chance.

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Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwear again.

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i wanna
be bold

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there's just an echo where your heart used to be and there's just a pillow where your head used to sleep

- katy perry -

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I almost choke myself to death - just by swallowing
like nothing.

that's what's
unexcusebly weak.

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Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

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There's nothing scarier than the split second where you lose your balance in the shower and think "oh god, they're going to find me naked"

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greater than the love of another is the love of self within

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@tea

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ok,
dear thieves

my phone memory is full of bolds and if i get robbed
it will look like i'm pretty deep and you will feel like you're pretty dumb

so i still win in the end
ok?

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Never try
to fuck up someones life
with a lie when yours can be destroyed with
the truth •

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det bästa med att vara vuxen och arbetslös är att det går att stanna hemma en måndag och äta kanelbullar till frukost utan att nån orkar bry sig

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He greets me with a firm handshake, asking me to talk about my problems. He listens to my heart and telling me it beats just as it should. But he knows something's wrong, prescribes a recipe while giving me his best wishes.

And still, he is just my doctor. Human kind. Love.

I never make the same mistake twice, I make it five or six times, just to be sure

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THIS IS MY CASTLE the king said loud and proudly.

THIS IS MY BED
i said low and flirty.

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i love me
i love me not
i love me
i love me not
i love me
i love me not
i love me
i love me not
i love me
i love me not
i love me
i love me

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you say
fuck off
but your
eyes say
fuck me

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nothing compares
to the love of my brother and the love of my sister

@tea

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I love my family.

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why must I dream so preciously about you now when you should be nightmares visiting from hell?

everyone is not sad just because you're gone. my cat got her pillow back. she is really happy for having me all alone again. and her spot.

I'm going to dream nightmares about you...

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I used to like your music, what happened?

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I might not be perfect for you, but I'm sure I'll be perfect for someone else.

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Hold me tight in your arms.

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So if guns kill people, I guess pencils misspel words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.

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Guns don't kill people, idiots do.

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No matter how good she looks, somewhere, someone is tired of her shit.

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You burn with the brightest flame.

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Every man is a little gay sometimes.

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Can one miss someone who one have not met?

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There are so many ways to say it

Yet, it is so hard to say

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The walls are white
The light shines bright
As you close the door
And get an outfit out the drawer
You put it on
And start to yawn
You get in bed
And lay down your head
You close your eyes
It's darker than the nighttime skies...

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When in doubt, mumble.

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Trying to get everything done before the microwave beeps.

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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who i am. My attitude depends on who you are.

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never give someone the opportunity to waste your time twice•

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I don't insult people, I describe them.

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I hate it when someone makes plans with me, then cancels them at the last minute. Bitch, I even showered for you...

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Do you ever look through old pictures and think where the hell did that shirt go.

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Hungover on feelings

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He may not love me exactly the way I want him to but that doesn't mean that he does not love me with everything he has.

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Have some faith in people.

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I sure know how to fuck things up.

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give me your favours.

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love is
shameless.

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psst!

come here..

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The best memories come from our craziest ideas and stupid things we do.

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and still i can't let you be, most nights i hardly sleep, don't take what you don't need from me

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in sweden we die happy or not at all

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Take a deep breath and just do it. Live and love.

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Some times "SEX"
is only a number

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the embers of a long subdued fire glow from forgotten passions

• tea

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wanna do me or my laundry babe?

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wonder what we mean by that

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lets struggle
together

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i ran from my fears only to
run into myself

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Arrogance
is
not confidence.

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l? TlME l ?lLL ?Ø?GET ?BØUT ¥ØU

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...there was this guy

the end

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?
b?????? ?? ??????ss

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THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF
ANYTHING
YOU WANT.

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??s,
? ?m ? ??mb??

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??'? ?e??er ?o arr?ve la?e ??an ?gly

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l BELlEVE THERE ARE KlSSES ANÐ LAUGHS ANÐ RlSKS WØRTH TAKlNG

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The awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don't include you.

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How To do Everything At The Last Minute:

A Novel by me, that I am going to write later.

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sometimes
I wrestle with my inner demons -

other times we just hug and eat cheesecake...

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Don't drink and
fly

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I hate when people ask what I'm doing tomorrow. I don't even know what I'm doing right now.

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Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying: "Sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.

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Age is just a number...

yeah, and jail is just a room.

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Cartoons: The only place you can wear the same thing everyday & nobody cares.

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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

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Listen to your bank account and stay at home, stupid!

- Your liver

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When i start thinking about how i'm walking, i can't walk right anymore.

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"Quick, everyone act natural!"
*Everyone strikes the most unnatural pose ever.*

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Let's play a game called how far can I lean off the bed to grab something.

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How do you expect me to ask strangers for a job, when I can't even ask my friend's mom for a glass of water.

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2004: Fear that people on the internet find me in real life.

2013: Fear that real life people find me on the internet.

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Offering someone your food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

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Trying to act natural around cops, even when you did nothing wrong.

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Mom: "Why is everything on the floor?!"

Me: "Gravity, mom."

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you're
who i think about when i'm drunk.

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I am constantly making the decision between being a good person or being a sarcastic asshole.

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I don't care about:
• age
• weight
• sexuality
• height
• gender
• skin color
As long as you respect me, I'll respect you

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Keep calm
and
don't let
idiots ruin
your day

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Scars are tattoos with better stories

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I used to think it would be cool to be able to read other people's mind.

Then I joined Facebook and got over that.

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There are two rules in life:

1. Never give out
all the information

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In the future, i'll tell my grandsons, that i'm older than the internet and blow their minds forever

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Last year, i asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.....

I woke up in a box

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You gotta know when to hold 'em,
know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away and know when to run -

ORIGAMI not for everyone

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McDonalds:

The best place to breakup with your girlfriend.

There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates & you can always hide behind a fat kid!

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If bitches could fly, my school would be a fucking airport

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I feel extremely risktaking in a group of people when I'm hungry. It's like I'm a potential murderer with a citrus in one hand and a peanut bar in the other. Why can I buy these deadly weapons in a daily store? I didn't even need ID.

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We live in a world where people mistake kindness for weakness, sex for love, and social networks for reality.

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When you're strong enough to say 'goodbye' life rewards you with a new 'hello'.

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do it from the heart or not at all

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God gives the hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.

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You look ridiculous in those clothes,
get naked.

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The world's biggest source of joy, is to learn to not mind, what every other person on earth think about you!!

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People think I'm shy when I don't participate in conversations. Truth is I don't give a fuck what they're taking about

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My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes..
I said, "I don't have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?"

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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house.

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You don't realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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This computer spends too many hours in front of me

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when all else fails, and the world just won't understand,
i will be here,
cooking you food
that i will insist you eat.

and for some reason, we'll both feel better.

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Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?

Me: No

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At night,
I can't sleep.

In the morning,
I can 't wake up

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Eye contact is a dangerous thing. But lovely. Oh, sooo lovely.

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Every night, it's an endless battle between sleep and the internet.

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I'm exhausted from all this studying i haven't done.

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Alarm clocks..
because every morning should begin with a heart attack •

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Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting.

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I am
sick of
people thinking deodorant
is optional •

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if someday we all go to prison for downloading music i hope they have the mercy to split us by genre

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Dear Boys,
If you don't
look like Calvin Klein models..
don't expect us to look like Victoria secret angels •

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IMAGINE

If trees gave off WiFi
signals, we would be
planting so many trees
and we'd probably
save the planet too!

Too bad they only
produce the oxygen
we breathe.

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The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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you'll get there, don't worry.

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You have enemies?
Good!
That means you've stood for something sometime in your life

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Love is what make you smile when you are tired

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In the end only
3 things matter:
how much you loved, how gently you lived, and
how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you
~ Buddha

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don't write when you are afraid to talk.

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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.

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Just buy trophies and you'll be good at everything.

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I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

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I don't mind being nude, if you don't mind being speechlessly impressed.

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I would be a lot more into you
if you were somebody else.

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i'm so tired, i just want to sleep with you.

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sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit it makes my feel like i really have my life together.

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You're
somebody's
reason to
masturbate •

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Shy on the streets, sexy in the sheets.

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i shaved my legs for this?

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Jesus had two dads and he turned out just fine.

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my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

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a relationship without trust is like a phone without service

what do you do with a phone without service? you play games

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I like to compare Mondays with mustaches...

on women.

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"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

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It has been a long week... I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

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better
to loose
a lover
than
to love
a loser

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Skinny girls think they are chubby,
chubby girls think they're fat
and fat girls think they can wear leggings •

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I FORGOT WHAT THE QUESTIONS TO MY ANSWERS ARE

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always be a DRAMA
QUEEN
in your own
awesome imaginary music videos

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LET'S STARE DON'T CARE

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dear love,
pick me
or
do die in my sweet mind

You speak like something
I tweet with my left hand

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I have a black belt in sarcasm

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That look you give your friend when someone attractive walks in the room.

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Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without any reason, you need medicine.

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you never know what you have...

- untill you clean your room.

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I wish
people
looked
like their personalities.

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Unicorns can't fly, I can't fly. Therefore, I'm a unicorn.

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seeing a rainbow and feeling the need to walk to where it starts untill realising the impossibility of that.

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Yes, we can!
Yes, weekend!

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i hope i didnt brain my damage.

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hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

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"Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

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You know something bad is about to happen when you hear: Hold my beer and watch this!

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Most googling i do on my mobile has only one reason:
to prove someone wrong

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It's so hard being a single mum when you have no kids and are a male teenager.

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sometimes all you need is 20 seconds of insane courage, 20 seconds of embarrassing bravery.

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Behöver du en annan stil?

Raggarfjortis har aldrig varit någon hit - vänd trenden!

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En ålder gör dig inte vuxen, det är erfarenheterna som gör dig det. Som hur du hanterar enorma berg av smutstvätt och framför allt hur du viker de rena kläderna efteråt.

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Smulor i sängen är som en teaser från underjorden.

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reality is just a definition and fiction can always be replaced

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I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

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This is your world. Shape it or someone else will.

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Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

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a good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up.

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i miss the times when you were handsome.

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i am constantly scared you might fall off your ego and die.

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some people want straight rainbows.

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SHAKE WHAT YO MAMA GAVE YA.

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I just
wanna
grab it
and...

RUN!

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fair
is
fair
baby

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ett utseende kan aldrig rädda en personlighet men en personlighet kan rädda ett utseende

OH BABY, LET'S BE OUTLAWS.

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What does a cat and a fork have in common?
They both have tails, except the fork.

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I have a great idea for getting rich.

All we need is a lot of money.

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i'm super lazy today.

which is like normal lazy, but i'm also wearing a cape.

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If you receive a text from me late night, please discard it.

My phone is drunk.

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today's hairstyle is called: "and i didn't brush my teeth either"

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Dear Noah,

we could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving 'till 5.

Sincerly,
Unicorns

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