aye's Posts

I don't know what's messier: my room, or my life.

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Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.

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What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a gps?

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

#gordonramsay

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"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard."

No. Wait. They bring all the calories to my thighs. That's what they do.

#mymilkshakes, #calories

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Two months ago you said my hair smelled like flowers. And today, I saw you step on a rose.

Maple, Canada

#rose, #flowers, #hair, #stepped

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You inspire my inner serial killer.

#innerserialkiller, #annoying

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