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Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

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Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other one crazy.
That's your party tit.

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You're afraid to die, and you're afraid to live. What a way to exist...

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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway.

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Stop taking my book so literally. -God.

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Perhaps fuck off, might be too kind.

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What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a gps?

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

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You might as well wear a condom on your head, if you're going to be such a dick.

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