3m1n's Posts

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

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I am a creature of the night.

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Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.

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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

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Sometimes it can be fun to randomly shout:

"Hey, Asshole!"

in a crowd, just to see who turns around.

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Dear Karma,

I have list of people you've missed

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Dear absolut vodka,

You promised you'd make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer.

I saw the video, we need to talk.

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Some people are like clouds.

When they disappear,
it gets a brighter day.

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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons...

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Be lickable. Be likeable.

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I saw something
that reminded me of you today,
but don't worry I flushed it •

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Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?

It sounds like bullshit.

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Nevermind= You were too stupid to understand it the first time, so i give up trying to explain it.

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knowledge is the power to make other people feel stupid.

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u're in love when all
the stupid lovesongs start to
make sense.

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Save the earth!

It's the only planet with beer & bikinis

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I think that i could fall madly in bed with you.

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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If you don't like where you are, change it. You aint no tree mate.

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I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. I got a Facebook account and now I'm over it.

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only a fool trips on what is behind him

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if were not meant to have a midnight snack, why is there a light in the fridge?

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YOU DON'T NEED BIGGER BOOBS.

YOU NEED TO READ BETTER BOOKS.

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friday is my second favourite F word.

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the last thing I want to do is hurt you.

but it's still on the list.

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every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.

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Just got a booty call from life -

apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.

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Everything happens for a reason!

Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food!

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One bad decision away from a good time...!

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I'M A SMART PERSON

I JUST DO STUPID THINGS.

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I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

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Today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday.

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I don't feel like doing anything today.

Except you, I'd do you.

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Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

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Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

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When you throw dirt, you lose ground.

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If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them...

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Sometimes you have to realise, that some people always will stay in your heart, but not in your life..

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Life is like riding a bike.

To keep the balance you must keep moving.

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If you can't convince them, confuse them.

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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Whatever you do always give 100%..
unless you're donating blood •

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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it's always words that undress you.

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Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

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A boyfriend should make his girlfriends pussy wet, not her eyes.

A girlfriend should make her boyfriends dick hard, not his life.

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a mosquito landed on my balls... hardest decision of my life

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Life is too important to be taken seriously

- Oscar Wilde

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a fact of life:
after monday and tuesday even the calender says W T F.....

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There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

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Make someone smile whenever
you can..
you never know how much of a difference you could be making in their life at that moment •

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If you don't understand my silence, you don't deserve my words.

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Let's go for a rum!

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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumba$$!"

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

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when
"i"
is replaced by
"we"

even illness
becomes
wellness

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"Dammit I'm mad."

is

"Dammit I'm mad."

spelled backwards.

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we don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing

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DON'T
COUNT
THE
DAYS,
MAKE
THE
DAYS
COUNT
•

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studies say 90% of women don't like men in pink t-shirts.
Ironically,
90% of Men in pink t-shirts don't like women.

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Most people are something, but you are something else.

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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

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well i could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong

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sometimes you win, sometimes you learn

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Sex jokes are not funny. I mean cum on people.

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I wish my life had background music
then I would know what the hell was going on

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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you deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger

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Therapist..?
You mean bartender!?

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THE MOST DANGEROUS THING TO WANT IS

MORE.

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yolo?

sorry, the real motto will always be 'hakuna matata'.

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most women don't play football, because they can't concentrate while 11 others are wearing the same outfit.

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Children in the dark make accidents.

Accidents in the dark make children.

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Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either!

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Don't rush me, I'm waiting for the last minute.

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I have to stop saying
"How stupid can you be?".

I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.

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Sometimes you have to realise, that some people always will stay in your heart, but not in your life..

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