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mum: good morning boys.
me: what are you doing here?
mum: i came by to see if ya'll wanted brunch.
me: that's nice of you.
mum: well no can accuse me of not being nice.
me: you've been drinking mimosas haven't you?
mum: yes and i ran out of champange!