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Just because
I find you attractive doesn't mean I like you. You're appealing to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It is not that deep.

62

THE
TROUBLE
WITH
TROUBLE
IT'S
TROUBLE

12

I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

91

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else -

is the greatest accomplishment

62

If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind I would say once, because you never really left.

42

I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.

61

If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

83

To be in the 1%, you have to do what 99% won't.

69

Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

339

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

155

GO
HUG
YOURSELF

155

when
nothing
goes
right,

go
left.

275

Get the kind of Friday you deserve.

91

Let's be nothing, I heard it lasts forever.

94

bad decisions make good stories

423

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone.
If I feel that you've earned it, I will give a fuck.

132

Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

111

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

185

you can't have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time

146

Release Your Inner Badass.

90

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

100

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

160

My immaturity keeps me young.

104

Let's go camping.

In a hotel.
With a pool. And a spa.

136

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

125

BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM

THE NEGATIVE SHIT

132

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

240

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

283

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

218

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

270

Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

295

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

220

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

279

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

396

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

273

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

250

Dear Sneeze,

If you're going to happen, happen.

Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

251

It's not a walk of shame if you leave with a moonwalk.

191

i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

171

If we all pretend tomorrow is Sunday we might just get away with it.

172

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