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Kein Mensch ist ein unbeschriebenes Blatt. Jeder hat eine Geschichte. Du musst nur den Menschen finden, der sie liest und mit dir weiter schreibt...

20

Communication is so important, because there is an endless flow, around us. The most heartbreaking loss, is the one created in the silence between two people, by the din of jealousy, crafting stories to destroy you, because they don't want to see you happy.
I despise when they win.

14

das einzig klare in meinem leben ist zur
zeit vodka.

19

You put yourself outside the circle.
You wanted
black and white.
Don't cry.
Enjoy it.

10

“Schlechte Laune?“

“Nein danke, hab noch.“

26

“Cocktailwürstchen“

Ein Wort in dem alle 3 Teile des Wortes die selbe Bedeutung haben.

10

My disposition is great, unprovoked. The truth is, if my perspective, my intelligence, and what I feel and see were so inept, all the silence and costume changes wouldn't be necessary.

10

There are times when
I don't feel the need
to speak at all, too.

27

Nicht vergessen:

Das Schönste im Leben erlebt man offline.

22

you don't get to choose how people reacts to you but you have all the power to choose whom to ignore •••

29

The best
friends,
teachers,
partners -
the best people -
will give you the truth.
Without cruelty.
Without intentional injury.
Without insulting you, your intelligence,
or the relationship.

30

There's something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty.

47

listen carefully to what people don't say

162

Nutze Deine Stimme für Freundlichkeit, Deine Ohren für Mitgefühl, Deine Hände für Geborgenheit, Deinen Verstand für die Wahrheit und Dein Herz für die Liebe!

9

I have never done this before

so I'm confident
I can do it

76

Der Klügere gibt nach und lässt es wie einen Unfall aussehen.

15

Wer die Liebe vergisst,
der vergisst die Welt und am Ende sich selbst.

15

Es gibt nur eine Handvoll Menschen, die ausreichend Kontakt mit mir haben, um über mich urteilen zu können.

Aber genau diese tun es nicht.

21

Denn die Summe unseres Lebens sind die Stunden, wo wir lieben.

10

Romantik ist für mich, wenn mein Freund das Eis, das ich uns im zwei Schalen aufteile, nicht nachwiegt.

12

No one can recover in isolation

9

I don't think it is funny to play with the emotions of others. That's one reason I always ask questions.
That's one reason I prefer direct conversation.

19

never forget what took me a lifetime to learn; you have only one heart, be true to it.

30

Ich denke zu viel.

Ich sehe zu viel.

Ich fühle zu viel,

aber rede zu wenig.

18

Das mit dem Vertrauen einfach mal üben.

Das mit dem Nachdenken einfach mal einstellen.

Das mit dem Genießen einfach mal anfangen.

19

Der Nachteil von Nichtstun ist, dass man nie weiß, wann man fertig ist.

18

Und wenn du das Gefühl hast, dass gerade alles auseinander zu fallen scheint, bleibe ganz ruhig.

Es sortiert sich nur neu.

28

Ich mich benehmen?
Als ich ein Kind war, sah ich Tarzan nackt herumlaufen, Pinocchio war ein Lügner und Aladin ein Dieb. Aschenputtel kam erst um Mitternacht nach Hause. Schneewittchen lebte mit 7 Männern in einem Haus. Popeye war ein Raucher und am ganzen Körper tätowiert und Pacman zog sich eine Pille nach der anderen in einem dunklen Raum rein.
Es ist zu spät. Der Fehler liegt in meiner Kindheit.

27

das unausgesprochene sammelt sich
zwischen
den menschen
und drängt
sie immer

weiter

auseinander

32

Eins muss ich ja meiner Müdigkeit lassen:
Kondition hat sie.

23

Es gibt Menschen, die passen nur ins Herz, nicht ins Leben.

82

She's neither stupid, nor blind. She just refuses
the masks.

And the cow
goes "moo."

17

Bukowski was right, when he said that you have to die a few times, before you can truly live. And, in every incarnation -
he was truth. True to his heart, true to all his feelings, dark and light. True to himself. I respect him and his humanity, like a timeless, artistic "Godfather."•apa

7

I wasn't made to be
an afterthought, a forgotten memory,
or a random stranger, erased upon "reset," though. Nor my gifts, nor my curses. I take it all in stride, though. I trust the ones who show. They know.•apa

11

...She always thought she was waiting on me. But, it was the other way around. For ages...•apa

10

I will not lie to you,
I will not lie for you,
I will not sugarcoat anything,
I will always say things as they are.
If this doesn't work for you, then, we shouldn't be friends.

9

I am under no obligation to make sense to you

110

WHAT'S LEFT UNSAID SAYS IT ALL

10

If only words can stir you, they're not "only words." And, if you really thought they were so meaningless, what the fuck are you doing, here?

17

Don't assume people pay attention to your words, with the same, careless disinterest, that you use them.

15

Not all who wander are lost.

32

be sure to taste your words before you spit them out

22

Don't tell me what people said about me.

Tell me why they were so comfortable telling you.

20

Don't underestimate a person with social anxiety. They may not speak outside but they do on the inside.

16

I'm a bitch because I
walk the walk and
believe it
when I
talk the talk.

21

don't forget people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. you may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard boiled egg. •

27

Still single because I haven't found anyone who blows my mind quite like I do.

25

When you're sad, like now; I'm the one who will say the most outlandish shit and make faces to get you to smile. But I'm also the one who will sit there with you for hours, saying nothing. Whatever you need.
I got you.

14

Arrogance
is
not confidence.

59

Never, ever, ever, ever, underestimate your frienemies*

47

saying
you don't
give a fuck
usually
means
you do

78

The problem isn't the lack or inadequacy of words, to express emotions.

It's the lack of courage, to acknowledge noticing and being affected by them.
It's this realm;
where admitting you feel anything other than hate or sarcasm, makes you inferior, somehow...

23

When I was a child my mother said to me, "If
you are a soldier, you
will become a general.
If you are a monk, you
will become the Pope."
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

- Picasso

50

Words aren't cheap. Sometimes,
the speakers are.

44

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

• Dr. Maya Angelou

91

Use your madness to create your masterpiece.

61

There is wonderful happiness in being an idiot sometimes.

19

u are not here for anybody's entertainment but ur own. so stick them ur finger in their face and walk off.

2

OFF
IS THE
GENERAL DIRECTION
IN WICH
I WISH YOU WOULD
FUCK.

8

Yes, my door is always open.
Makes it easier to throw people out

18

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

68

If you do not ask, you cannot get a YES!

27

Time is the best teacher. But unfortunately, it kills all of it's students

36

IT's OK IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
NOT EVERYONE HAS GOOD TASTE?

43

You are looking for mistakes?

Use a mirror and not binoculars!

27

Trying not to think takes more energy than thinking.

37

Life is about
learning which borders are better crossed
and which not...

29

IF
your mind, and your heart and soul, have no borders, you will have an incredible life experience.

8

Don't text me, if you don't have the balls to talk to me in real life.

2

Halloween means no difference to me..

I'm a Witch all year.

15

Halloween is

when you need more make-up remover than over a peroid of a whole year

11

I put more effort into my halloween costume than in my school work

28

What we see depends mainly on what we look for.

25

I can't turn water into wine,
but I can turn pizza into breakfast

74

Life is too ironic to fully understand.
It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence.

147

Die Gesellschaft ist die einzige Problemzone der Frau.

15

Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

135

The more your mind is confused, the more you should listen to your heart.

173

Ich lass mir doch von euch nicht meine schlechte Laune nehmen.

7

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

151

People always will judge you and everytime they do, punch them in the face with your unconcerned smile.

105

We are the last people standing, at the end of the night.

We are the greatest pretenders, in the cold morning light.

86

Reality sucks!

but that's our own fault, for raising the bar ridiculously high, and not being happy with and working with what we have.

5

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight, but lacking vision.

104

My brain just broke.

2

Having a Sharp Memory is a Good Quality of the Brain.

But the Ability to forget Unwanted things is a Far Better Quality of the Heart.

17

The surprising thing about desires is that once you've attained what you wanted you no longer wish for it...

3

You feel an urgency, desperation almost, and cast your mind as to what deed you are so compelled to do. When the feeling passes there is no relief, only depression and the whisper of missed oppurtunity.

3

Why do I have the inability to just enjoy things while they last

Why must my mind be focused on the inevitable ending

3

"Hey, it`s been 6 seconds, go check your phone again!" - My Brain

4

Always overthinking no matter how good or bad my day is.

4

People keep telling me to give myself a chance and believe in myself, how do I do that exactly?

Do you have a manual for the human brain, please?

5

Freedom is taken hostage by anarchy and stupidity,
too much freedom takes away our free will

5

***************************
How
overthinking
slowly
kills
you...
***************************

6

no brain

no headache

7

All this

gets pretty tiring

7

I expect the world
And to be treated like shit

Too much and not enough at the same time.

7

My brain during the day: potato, potato, ching chong tomato

My brain during the night: I wonder why the earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

7

We learn 10% of what we read, 20% of what we hear, 30% of what we see

8

I think what I hate most about you is how boring a person you've made me.
You convince me of things that others tell me aren't real.

You're destroying me and I wish there was a solution.

8

The Quietest people have the loudest minds.

9

Nonsense wakes up the brain.

8

Brains aren't designed to get result; they go in directions. If you know how the brain works you can set your own directions. If you don't, then someone else will.

6

You look good but it needs a Brain to be sexy

8

All those things I didn't say

Wrecking balls inside my brain

10

I think there's too much useless stuff in my head. I'm having trouble remembering names and little things. Like what day is it, have we met before, etc.

11

Follow your Heart, but take your Brain with you.
Unfortunately my Brain speaks in a foreign Language which my Heart don't understand and it leads me to the wrong Direction.

9

Today is one of those days where the filter between my mouth & brain is not in place. You have
been forewarned!

Engage in conversations
at your own risk!

7

My brain has two parts.
The right and the left.
On the left, there is nothing right and on the right, there is nothing left...

19

Fact:

Every brain begins as a female brain and that it only becomes male eight weeks after conception.

12

You find yourself upset about one thing and realise that's not the real reason you're sad at all.

12

Weighing up the pros and cons
is a very tricky business indeed. Especially when you're used to lying to yourself.

14

Never hold your fart in because they travel up your spine, into your brain & that's where your shit ideas come from!!

14

Caution: This machine has no brain so use your own.

(was taped to a printer lol)

15

follow your heart but take your brain with you.

22

The pessimist in me says "it will never stop raining",
the optimist says "well at least the rain is good for the garden". The realist says "what a shitty day..."

17

sometimes i'd like empty this bin of a mind on a floor, to see what sort of collagic mess my head really is.

19

Accidentally misplaced my brain..
if you find it,
handle with care
as it is very dangerous, unpredictable,
and may explode •

19

I don't
think my
brain is going
to participate
in life today •

17

Sobald es um Liebe geht, sind wir doch alle ein bisschen gehirnamputiert, oder?

15

Dear brain. You don't understand. Please forgive me this time. - Heart

21

My
brain
has
too
many
tabs
open.

65

if you don't like me... Buy a map, get a car and go to hell....

19

Romeo & Juliet is just another example of why communication within a relationship is so crucial.

12

I heard you're a player...
Nice to meet you.

I'm the coach.

21

Relationships are like bathrooms. I'm in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I'm playing on my phone the whole time.

63

You know you're fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day..

162

Life is a glorious one act play.
So, get out there, grab centre stage, and give it the performance of a lifetime.
So, when it's said and done, if you leave them wanting more, you are legend!
Legends, are always remembered!

6

STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN.
IF YOU DON'T, AND YOU EXPECT OTHERS TO, THEN YOU, YOURSELF, DIDN'T BELIEVE IN IT STRONGLY ENOUGH.

6

IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING,
CHANGE IT.

IF YOU DON'T, THEN STOP COMPLAINING.

OR ARE YOU COMPLAINING, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF COMPLAINING.

IF THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU GET ATTENTION, GOD HELP THOSE WHO HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOU.

5

Last I checked, complaining does not constitute as a hobby!

5

the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

134

Ich bewundere Menschen, die einen falschen und einen richtigen Fuß zum Aufstehen haben. Um diese Uhrzeit habe ich nichtmal einen Körper.

16

Is "Fuck you" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

185

THE STONE YOU THROW MY WAY COULD BE THE STONE YOU TRIP OVER TOMORROW...

169

To be understood is a privilege - to understand a gift.

16

Life is what happens to you when your internet data pack expires.

175

SOME PEOPLE
SAY SORRY
IN THE TONE OF WHATEVER

199

If you don't FEEL IT, don't bother.

Don't insult people's intelligence.

7

Time is a precious gift, that many don't have.
Don't be frivolous with it, because time waits for no one.
No one, knows when there time is up.
Make it count, make yourself count.

11

Some things are universal, they need no translation.
Laughter, sorrow, joy, tears, fear, and pain.
So, there is no excuse, to be kind, and compassionate, too every race, colour, and creed.
It's called, being human.

5

Unfortunately, the world we live in, is insensitive, cold and self absorbed, it's a ME world.
Once upon a time, it was a WE world. People looked out for one another, there was the believe that it took a village too raise a child. Most of all, there was more respect for others, and definitely, more compassion.
That's a world that I want to live in.
How the hell have people become so cold, and desensitized.

3

I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

4

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

167

I TRY TO BE A
NICE PERSON...
BUT SOMETIMES
MY MOUTH
DOESN'T
COOPERATE.

219

Always,
leave them wanting more!

6

For all those people who just love to complain, either change whatever is bugging you, or SHUT THE HELL UP!

5

Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

122

Sometimes I don't finish a book, but I act like I did, which is the opposite of my interactions with pizza.

27

People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don't have one.

39

If I told you to go fuck yourself would you need directions?

65

A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist.

46

I hate spelling errors so much.

You mix up two letters & your whole post is urined....

54

Ikea: Legos for adults.

58

Never stress over what could've been. Cause if it should've been then it would've been.

50

Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with,
so basically, a clown ninja.

58

You may be the most beautiful woman in the world, but what would a blind man think?

78

An Ex is called an Ex
because they're an
EX-ample of who not to date next time.

84

I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

63

Welcome to my world!
Now
get out.

82

If you don't like something, just take away its only power:

Your attention.

98

Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

103

The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

99

I want you to know that I love the third word in this sentence.

179

Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.

53

At the end of the day, life should ask us,
Do you want to save the changes?

181

Ich kann nicht die ganze Welt retten. Aber ich beginne mal mit meiner.

Aber erst Morgen.

21

Männer sind wie Bluetooth:

Es ist mit dir verbunden, solange du in der nähe bist. Sucht aber nach anderen Geräten, wenn du weg bist.

Frauen sind wie WiFi:
Es sieht alle verfügbaren Geräte. Verbindet sich aber nur mit dem stärksten.

31

My Soul is so black, my lung is getting jealous.

52

Dreams are like Balloons. Sometimes they fly away or burst.

101

time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time •

35

Breaking free from the world that I have created for myself.

26

At a job interview.

"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

16

Choose
A Job You Love!
and You'll Never Have To Work a Day in your Life ......
confucius :-)

18

Can you make coffee?

21

How do I gain 3-5 years experience when every job requires 3-5 years experience?

37

At a job interview: "What are your strengths?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example?"

"Yes, when do I start?"

43

New selfish word:
awesoME

22

be weird. be random. be who you are. because otherwise you will never know who would love the person you hide.

158

Der Möbel Lieferant meinte er würde zwischen 8:30 und 18:30 kommen.

Habe ihm geantwortet, dass ich zwischen Genf und Zürich wohne.

15

i'm eating just in case i get hungry later.

15

life's too short for a maybe

2

Kaffee fragt nicht wo du letzte Nacht gewesen bist, Kaffee versteht dich...

17

It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.

32

GHOSTBOLDING

[when you delete your bold before sharing it online because you think it's stupid]

34

You'd better listen to your heart because I think your mind is fucked.

3

We can, we always could. We just never knew if we would. Never knew we should...

128

Did you know, that 3-4 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit.

143

LOVE IS IN THE AIR
TRY NOT TO
BREATHE

141

Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

95

the trouble is...

other people.

107

For those who like to stir the pot...
You should know what you're cooking before you get burned.

5

I'm an animal lover. I've had a pet of some sort, my entire life, I love them.

So, I can't comprehend, why annoying and irritating things, are called: pet peeves. I just don't get it.

6

There's too much political correctness, and not enough common sense!

9

A smile is a beautifully powerful expression.

A smile is universal, it needs no translation.

It tells people, that behind the smile, there's a caring and kind person!

12

Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

112

KNOW THE FACTS BEFORE YOU START JUDGING!

4

There are two sides to every story.
Listen, learn, and then decide.

5

I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones.

187

No matter where you are or where you grow up -

you always go through the same awkward moments of being a teenager and growing up and trying to figure out who you are

116

to avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

162

Im Schwimmbecken nach dem Weg zum Beckenrand fragen.

8

You have to be who you are, in this world.
March to the march to the beat of your own drum - even if it means that you march alone.

9

he who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool

87

Bedtime is wonderful because I get to do two things I love: nap and worry.

83

I like mysteries so I decided to become one.

137

Hipsters are just people who like things.

12

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can't figure out what you meant.

14

We all serve a purpose.
Part of life's journey, is finding out what that purpose is.
Once you find out, be the best!

6

Short cuts, are for the lazy people who don't take pride in their work, they're just satisfaction that they got it done.
Take pride in everything you do, for it's a reflection of your character.

6

There are those, who are content in just getting by simply because it's just so much easier.
Then, there are those, who struggle constantly try to do better, and be better.
When life draws to an end, for those who just got by, will no doubt, have regret.
For those who struggled, with no doubt, have satisfaction, and pride.
Which life, would you rather have?

6

THERE IS NO SHAME IN SAYING:

I DON'T KNOW!

MOST PEOPLE WOULD RATHER HEAR THAT, THAN LISTEN TO YOU TALK OUT OF YOUR ASS!

7

Interviewer:

What are qualities that you could bring to our company?

My answer:

How much time do you have and where do I begin.

6

we know too much, and are convinced of too little

81

quality
vs
quantity

4

Learn to appreciate silence in a world that never stops talking.

155

Light is easy to love.

Show me your darkness.

175

i'm so tired, i just want to sleep with you.

26

things me and my laptop have in common:

- slow
- difficult to wake up from sleep
- struggles to complete basic tasks

40

You'll be constantly tired except
for right
before you need to go
to sleep.

39

If I had a superpower, it would be to never sleep.

I would enjoy pulling an all nighter without feeling crappy in the morning.

31

Only kids count sheep to fall asleep. Count your debts, your mistakes, your heartache & cry yourself to sleep like a grownup.

47

i am a animal in bed, more specifically a koala they can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

45

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep.....
the 4th one wonders if penguins have knees

35

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

47

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep untill late afternoon because I'm a problem solver.

79

Beds are sl*ts.
They sleep with everyone.

47

Let's
can't sleep
together •

72

Who said nights were for sleep?

• Marilyn Monroe

65

laugh and the world laughs with you,

snore and you sleep alone.

19

some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have internet connection

71

13

Beim Mofa fahren rauchen. Cooler wird es im Leben nicht mehr.

16

Friendly reminder that buying more stuff won't make you happier.

21

Anyone stare at their phone somewhere nice today?

24

Coffee is the most important meal of the day.

39

Muss man machen, kann man aber nicht.

28

"Mama, erzähl uns von deinen wilden Jahren!" "Wir haben viel Serien geguckt und im Internet davon erzählt."

31

Everybody should stop making fun of Justin Bieber.
That poor girl...

61

They told me to follow my dreams...

...So I took a nap...

56

I forgive and forget,

because I have a good heart and a terrible memory.

70

Maybe God created the world, but everything else is made in China.

50

Prince Charming is gay and living with Mr Right.

64

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

75

think like a proton, stay positiv.

101

I turned my phone on airplane mode and threw it into the air...worst transformer ever...

108

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

110

You'd better listen to your heart because I think your mind is fucked.

107

Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down.

That's like shooting someone and then wondering why he's bleeding.

126

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

125

i'm not
anti-social.

i'm
anti-stupid.

195

The synonym for reality is offline.

226

the light became too heavy and we fell into a dream

63

challenge: try to order your food at subway without saying uhm

14

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegitarian!

16

and I drink to myself...

what a wonderful world

189

it is useless to suffer for things you can not change, as it is useless to suffer for things we can

•Paulo Coelho

12

ich brauch keinen mittelfinger, ich kann das mit den augen.

18

The best happiness has no reason because therefore it cannot be taken from you.

15

Will you be my happy pill?

20

You can go the distance. You can run the mile. You can walk straight through hell with a smile. You can be a hero. You can get the gold. Breaking all the records they thought never could be broke. Yeah, do it for your people. Do it for your pride. How are you ever gonna know if you never even try?

15

Everything you say
is a quote

17

I wish cake went straight to my boobs.

52

I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, there's a bright day after that. So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.

- Tupac Shakur

19

und alles ist gut. anders, aber gut.

19

You need more Vitamin Me

47

Roses are red, my screen is blue.

And I'm sitting here thinking WTF did I do

38

I have things to say but the trouble is I don't feel like talking.

27

you've got a pretty kind of dirty face.

25

She confided in him, that she felt the flurry and buzz of a gnawing crush, in the pit of her stomach.

He told her, she'd better have a Snickers.

19

When I'm cold, the thought of you, warms me up.

27

Have a heart
that never
hardens,

and a temper
that never
tires,

and a touch
that never hurts.

• Charles Dickens

27

Do not suppose opportunity will knock twice at your door.

32

I want to walk
but I run back to you, that's why I hate myself
for loving you.

• Joan Jett &
The Blackhearts

25

Having your back against the wall,
isn't always a bad thing.

Let me show you...

46

Don't fall in love with the idea of love. So often we force a relationship trying to live a fairytale, but end up in a nightmare. If it's not real love, let it go.

32

Dear bitch, first of all you should know I am typing
this with my middle finger...

56

I turned out
liking you a lot more
than I originally planned •

51

on a scale of 1 to 10: you are a 9
and i'm the 1 you need

50

One day I will rule the world, until then I'm going to bed.

52

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

353

I HAVE MY OPINIONS, YOU HAVE YOURS.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE INDIVDUALS.
RESPECT MINE, I'LL RESPECT YOURS.

6

I call him the devil. Cause he makes me wanna sin. And everytime he knocks, I cant help but let him in.

2

you're waiting for a sign?

Here you are.

4

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

1

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

3

We're happy, free, confused and lonely at the same time.

-Taylor Swift

3

Fuck love. I'd rather fall in chocolate.

#chocoholic

6

Some people care too much. I think it's called love

4

Dear Alcohol

We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video... We need to talk...

10

Why do people feel the need to HIDE their feelings. It is our feelings that makes us who we are.
NEVER be ashamed of what you feel, you have your reasons.
To HELL with any one who can't respect them.
I've been told that I wear my feelings on my sleeve, so. At least you'll ALWAYS know where you stand with me.
No guessing games here.

6

Have i become your enemy because i have told you the truth?

10

When I was a kid I always hated going to bed when it was light out and I still hate it to this day!

3

You know your getting older when you get excited to read the weekly flyers .

3

Sure I've had my ups and downs, everyone has, but I'm not going to let it define me, neither should you, move forward instead of looking back .

3

Just because I'm quiet that doesn't mean I have nothing to say, maybe I just want to be quiet, you should try it sometime .

3

sure I like you for your personality, but I also think you're sexy as fuck

3

I ask a lot of stupid questions but that's why I'm so smrat....

4

So much in life is about chance; Deal me in .

4

they say this and they say that. well who the fuck is they anyways?

4

Freedom of expression is a beautiful thing, don't hold back, say what you want to say, be who want to be, don't limit yourself with maybe or what if.

5

The world wants to tell us how to think, act, dress, and what kind of music we should listen to, what we should look like even. To take away our individuality and our humanity, to be like puppets on a string. Its happening and most of us don't even realize it. Take a closer look to the man behind the curtain, the all seeing eye, the illuminati .

4

Free your mind of, " I can't ".

6

the only difference between a good day and a bad one is your attitude.

9

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

473

I wish I had boobs so people would stop making eye contact with me.

458

bock auf candle light döner?

373

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

379

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

427

I'm not a candle so you could see through me, watch me burn, then blow me out.

1

You never know whos the realest till you deal with the fakest.. cause you never know whos who till you meet a few.

1

It's crazy how your future is somebody else's past and that's just cause life moves too fast

2

How would u know how it is on the top if you were never on the bottom looking up?

3

Never pay attention to the bad side always see the bright side.

2

If you didnt hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes, dont invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

4

Tell the truth and theres no reason to
feel

uncomfortable

7

that awkward moment when I'm drunk
and you're still ugly

478

The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

409

Most of the time I am convinced I have lost it. But sometimes, I think I am the main line of truth in the universe.

201

Anybody have any plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?

320

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

797

And maybe at night when we're all a little too tired and a little too truthful, that's when we see ourselves for who we really are.

564

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

1035

I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

478

They should ask us who we are instead of what we want to be.

526

You remind me of my big toe, cause i'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own

470

she's a mess of gorgeous chaos & you can see it in her eyes.

332

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

445

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

388

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

734

I tripped and fell in love.

Don't worry, I brushed that shit off.

409

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

386

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

523

Wie wäre es denn mal mit einer neuen Sportart wie z.B. Augenringen?

Wenn ich so in den Spiegel gucke, ich wäre unschlagbar.

10

Lifted two six-packs in the trunk of my car.

Enough sports.

14

So, endlich mal wieder Sport gemacht.

Ritter Sport.

Zwei Tafeln.

Die mit Nuss.

17

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

ARROGANZ IST DIE KUNST AUF SEINE EIGENE DUMMHEIT STOLZ ZU SEIN.

26

I said, "I love you" as I sat by him sipping my wine.
That's when he asked me, "is that you or the wine talking?"
I replied, "Oh, sorry. That was me talking to the wine."

160

What's the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity?

It's your attitude.

27

Nur eine Null

hat keine Ecken und Kanten.

33

your so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye to you

100

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

139

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean,

but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

114

The future is in your own hands and not in a crystalball

64

i envy the cup of coffee that gets to kiss your sleepy lips awake every cold and bitter morning.

97

Love is for lovers.
Beer is for drinkers.
I love beer.
Date me.

61

Here's to another Friday evening of false optimism about the weekend

51

Follow your inner moonlight;

don't hide the madness.

63

love is tears between hearts

50

i've been single for a while and i have to say it's going very well.

i think i'm the one

168

THINK

INK

40

I don't give a fuck.
I mean I do, but fuck it.

149

Complaining about the weather is about as intelligent as complaining about gravity, you can't do a thing about it unless you go really fucking far

away.

90

What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel we see is just us being pushed out of another vagina?

163

The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains".

Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.

184

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

166

100% of non-
smokers die too.

184

If you expect the world to be fair with you because you are fair, you're fooling yourself. That's like expecting the lion not to eat you beacuse you didn't eat him.

230

The sweetest kiss I ever got is the one I never tasted.

94

I wish you would listen closer to the songs I play. The lyrics are the words I fail to say.

224

Haters will see you walk on water and say its because you can't swim.

212

having a vagina doesn't stop me from believing that my balls are bigger than yours.

201

If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

210

may i
please
hold
your hand
and walk
with you
in the
quiet
comfort of
a silent
peace

102

"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

256

7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

254

now i've got this feeling once again, i can't explain, you would not understand, this is not how i am

i... have become comfortably numb

186

The only thing we learn from history is that we don't learn from history.

101

7 BILLION PEOPLE, 14 BILLION FACES.

117

Yes mom I know my room is a mess it's a metaphor for my life, i'm trying to be poetic.

140

Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.

87

I woke up this morning ready to go and work, so I pushed the snooze button and gave my lazyness a second chance.

53

i'm wearing my friday socks.

they're like normal socks, but they're ready to party.

83

You are
the average of the five people you spend the most time with •

58

Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

111

Release Your Inner Badass.

90

Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

100

I don't make mistakes,
I date them.

172

You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

524

optimists claim that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.

pessimists are scared that might be true.

135

Home sweet mess.

264

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

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