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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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i sock at spelling

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life is what happens when you put your phone down.

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in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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Live your life. Take chances. Be crazy. Don't wait. Because right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll be ever again.

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Enjoy life while you can, because one day you won't be able to.

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