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Everything happens for a reason, sometimes that reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.

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I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird.

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Dear stomach, you are bored, not hungry... So please SHUT UP!!!

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Why is "patience" a virtue? Why can't "hurry the fuck up" be a virtue?

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Sad? Depressed? Heartbroken? Cheated on? Treated badly by a man? Don't worry! There's a Taylor Swift song for that!!

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Ohh so you think Im cute when Im angry?? Well get ready because Im about to get GORGEOUS

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