wildtrk's Posts

Without nipples

Boobs would be pointless

#gocreate

#boobs, #pointless, #gocreate

I lost to my computer at chess.

But it was no match for me in kickboxing!

#computer, #nerdy, #kickboxing, #funny, #chess, #gocreate

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My mother always told me to marry an unattractive woman, that way when they walk out the door you don't feel so bad.

Thanks Mom you were right again!

#marriage, #divorce, #ugly, #mom, #is, #always, #right

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My friend told me that I need to stop singing I'm a believer because I was being annoying. I thought she was kidding.

but then I saw her face...

#believe, #sarcasm, #monkees, #songparody, #funny, #annoying, #singing, #fridayfunny

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Yay! It's Monday!

Said no one ever...

#monday, #mondaysucks, #saidnooneever

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Fighing for inclusion often leaves you excluded.

#exclude, #include

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