stebo's Posts

everything happens for a reason,
even when the reason is that you are stupid and made a wrong decision

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only a rat can win a rat race!

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#phobia

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Hi Friday,
I am so glad we are back together! Sorry for seeing me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time!

Weekend in some seconds!

Let's hope it feels longer than last Monday!

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Alkohol macht dumm und gleichgültig!
-> Versteh ich nicht, ist mir aber eigentlich auch egal

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Ich bin heute so motiviert wie der Erfinder der japanischen Flagge

Du musst dein Ändern leben!!

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eigentlich wurde ich gut erzogen...
keine ahnung was danach passiert ist!

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I never argue!!

I only explain other people why I am right

revenge???

naaah, i am gonna just sit there and let karma fuck you up!!

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you're so cool even dolphins dream to swim with you!

there are only 10 types of people in the world!
those who understand binary and those who don't!

#geek

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was passiert eigentlich wenn man ein 30 C t-shirt bei 40 C durchschwitzt???

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I whish I was a unicorn, so I would have a bigger horn!

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Youth is like a weekend on Friday night!

Middle age is like a weekend on Sunday afternoon!

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reposted by maotai

Wer den Koch kennt, braucht vor dem Essen nicht beten!

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Im Sommer scheint die Sonne und im Winter ja da schneit's
in der
Schweiz +

A hamster wheel from inside is like a career ladder

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A snail sits on a turtle and shouts: 'huiiiiiiiii'

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the early bird catches the worm...
the early worm gets caught by the bird...

i feel like a worm so i rather sleep long

when you are dead you don't know it, it is only hard for all the people arround you!

same when you are stupid!

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the sky is blue... water is wet... women have secrets

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there is nothing like being
overdressed!

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