Raspberryyy's Posts

i turn beer into pee

what's your SUPER POWER

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A Muslim,a Jew, a Christian, a Pagan, and an Athiest walk into a coffee shop...they talk,laugh,drink coffee and become good friends. It's not a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole.

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“Was ist Liebe?“

“Wenn zu Hause kein Ort mehr ist, sondern eine Person.“

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JESUS: TABLE FOR 26 PLEASE"

WAITER: BUT THERE ONLY 13 OF YOU"

JEAUS: YES BUT WE ARE ALL GOING TO SIT ON THE SAME SIDE"

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Just say my
name, and soothe the
ocean's heart.

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Zukunft ist, was du draus machst.

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me:
I want to travel more

bank account: where to?
like the park?

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Wer morgens um 6 schon lustige Lieder singt, der kann bestimmt auch einen Locher mit dem Mund auffangen.

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I have some heroes in my live, my heroes are my family! Without family I would not be able to be what I am.

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:(:

you decide

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time to remind myself
that, i work to live and
not the other way
around •••

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The pursuit of happiness, and the thirst for knowledge,
have

NO BORDERS!

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Boldomatic lets me be myself.

Anonymously.

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I always decide to take a shower and wait like three hours and suddenly someone else starts taking a shower. And that's when I feel offended because I just wanted to go.

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You have people that check if you got home safe. You're okay.

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Ich komme aus einer Zeit, als man Konzerte und Stadien noch mit verschwitzten Shirts verließ, statt mit 2 Gigabyte Fotos und Videos auf dem Handy.

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motivation seems to be rare unless you are not involved.

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My car is making funny noises again.

*turns up the music

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I need a pamper day

NOT a diaper day

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I realise I've
come a long way.
But, I've no bloody
clue where I'm going.

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Ich habe weder die Zeit noch die Buntstifte um dir das zu erklären

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I lose myself in you

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The oceans are the heartbeat of the world.

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Someday
Somehow
Somewhere

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I'll die, before I give up.

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Staying can make all the difference.

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Pro-tip:

There's no shame in asking, when you don't know something.

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There was always
a part of You
That was not a part
of this World

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the grass is definitely greener on the other side!

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sometimes its not the butterflies that says u are in love but the pain...

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I can live
without you,
but then I would just be living,
and that would be just so wrong...

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THEY ARE REFUGEES

THEY ARE DESPERATE

THEY ARE HUMAN BEINGS

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He
Was
Happily
Married
But
His wife
Wasn't

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Part of being respectful, is accepting things that you may not understand.

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I care..I always care, even if I don't want to

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MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY BLINK
MONDAY

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me: i need advice.

me: nevermind i already did the stupid thing.

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Practice safe text!

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Before We Go Any Further You Should Know About My FETISH ?

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Ich: Soll ich es kaufen?
Kopf: Nein! Konto: Nein! Partner: Nein!
Universum: Nein!
Ich: Gekauft!

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Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

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some people can just
put you in a bed mood with a few words...

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Don't complain about getting old; not everybody has this privilege.

(Paulo Coelho)

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Your silent treatment should be accompanied by a disappearing act.

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Too Many Of Us Are Not Living Our Dreams Because We're Living Our Fears

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As long as there is wine, there is hope.

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unprotected sleep

Turning off your alarm clock and immediately going back to sleep, risking not waking up for a job, class, or other daily task.

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Seeing my madness in the words of others is what keeps me sane.

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Vodka shots. Because it's Russia somewhere.

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Es ist wirklich hart ein Kaktus zu sein, ständig bist du spitz und keiner will dich anfassen.

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and now i'll do what's best for me •

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Beim Kampf "Herz gegen Verstand" verliert immer die Leber.

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Sometimes we want what we want even though we know it's going to

kill us.

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one day you
will know me
one day you
will get me
one day you
will lose me
one day you
will regret me
one day you
will forget me
while i will
remember

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And, should you find yourself torn between something someone said about me, and what you know, dealing with me, personally, all you have to do is

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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There's a brief moment when you first wake up where you have no memories, a blissful blank state, a happy emptiness..
but it doesn't last long and you remember exactly where you are and what you are trying to forget •

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People who play tough on the internet are my favorite kinds of losers.

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I wish I had autocorrect for my life.

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Secretly, you care.

That's the problem.

Another day in Dystopia...

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Go I know not where
and find I know not what.
In a place that all can see but eyes are shut.
Say the words that all want to hear but wont pay the cost .
You will find the treasure that childhood lost.

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"The difference between playing and fighting is quite small
if you are a dog. Just biting a bit harder."

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hold on, i'm searching for a fuck to give.

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going to the beeeach.

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Chaos, leave me never. Keep me wild and keep me free so that my brokenness will be the only beauty the world will see.

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When I die, I want my tombstone to read:

"Well, I tried. "

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