r33t4h's Posts

Am Arsch vorbei geht auch ein Weg

Don't like me?! FUCK OFF!
Problem solved!

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Better to be late than to arrive ugly

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Sorry
no
hablo
fuckboy

WIRKLICH SCHADE DASS ES KEINE FITNESSSTUDIOS FÜR DEN CHARAKTER GIBT.

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Candle
Light
Döner

Sometimes the best things in life come without asking

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Love doesn't need words.

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Love doesn't need words.

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It's almost
Valentines Day
and I don't know what to get myself yet

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I forgive people by forgetting about them

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Oh darling,
go and buy a brain!

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REAL
OR
NO DEAL.

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People think that being alone makes you lonely, I don't think that is true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world!

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"Hey, wanna fuck and eat with me for a few years?"

"Sure."

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Get a condom for your heart; I'm about to fuck your feelings.

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drunk
just drunk...

I want to spend the rest of my cell phone battery with you.

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There are times when silence has the loudest voice.

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already waiting for taking a nap tomorrow

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My boyfriend is like february 30th...

He doesn't exist

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Was machst du wenn dein Mann beim Kartoffeln holen die Kellertreppe runterstürzt und sich das Genick bricht?

"Nudeln!"

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

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Almost every hand you have shaken has had a dick in it

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Life
is not a
wish
concert

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If a woman tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm.

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all I know is that I know nothing... and that I love beer.

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music is what feelings sound like.

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silence is better than lies

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Silence is Better than Lies!

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Silence is Better than Lies!

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If a post is funny you will read it twice, if a post is funny you will read it twice.

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IN LOVE
WITH THE MEMORIES WHEN IT'S ALL THATS LEFT

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A NEGATIVE MIND WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A POSITIVE LIFE

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If less is more
I prefer nothing

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I SEE HUMANS

BUT NO HUMANITY

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My thoughts need an off switch..

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