Profibus's Posts

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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Auch aus Steinen, die einem in den Weg gelegt werden, kann man etwas Schönes bauen.

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True love is when you split food with someone and you give them the bigger half.

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Krank: Schon 8-Jährige leiden an Magersucht. Titel der aktuellen 20 Minuten. Schuld daran seien die Social Media. Endlich ist Barbie aus dem Schneider.

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If you were a library book, I would never bring you back.

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Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.

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Home is where WiFi automatically connects.

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There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

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ich brauche kein auto

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ich geniesse das leben in vollen zügen...

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Fehler 17263:

Computer
nicht
gefunden!

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As prevention against duck faces only helps duck tape!

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Not to be confused:
- therapist
- the rapist

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Sie zitiert Paracelsus. Ich Watzlawick.

Ratet mal wer jetzt giftig ist und nicht mehr kommunizieren will.

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Bitte nicht vergessen:
———————————————
Vor dem Verlassen der
Website nach oben scrollen.

Soll ja für den nächsten
ordentlich sein.

Danke! :-)

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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

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Scheiß auf Chuck Norris-

Spongebob grillt unter Wasser !

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Ich bin für einen Europaweiten Fäkalpakt:
Jeder soll sich um seine eigene Scheiße kümmern.

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I think there is a worldwide market for maybe five computers.

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1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d!

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If you have to run heating in winter, you don’t own enough computers.

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life is simple

people are complicated

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If you don't like my standards of cooking
...lower your standards

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Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes.

It's dark, isn't it?

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when alexander graham bell invented the phone, he had three missed calls from chuck norris

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Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff

If you can read this you're a nerd.

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Home sweet mess.

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Ich habe heute
an der Kasse so lange gequengelt bis ich mir selber einen
Schokoriegel
gekauft habe!

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I don't just cut my hair.

I optimise it for maximum usability!

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Du weisst, dass du verzweifelt nach einer Antwort suchst...

wenn du die zweite Seite der Google Suche öffnest.

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Name for a horny horse?

Silvio Berluspony

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Ach "liked" mich doch alle am Arsch

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Sage nie, du hättest zu wenig Zeit.
Du hast genau so viele Stunden pro Tag zur Verfügung,
wie Michelangelo, Albert Einstein oder Leonardo da Vinci
gehabt haben.

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