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Good night, folks!
Sweet dreams & c u all tomorrow
:-*

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It only takes one good ear, to hear your cries, in the darkest night. Or one good eye, to catch the glimmer of your soul or the fading sparkle in your despairing heart, and pull you from the brink, when you think all is lost. It's not.

That's what they teach you, when they reach you...

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GOOD
NIGHT
LADIES

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Good Night,
Sleep Tight, Don't let your secrets keep you up at night!••••

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good
*
* *
* )

night

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Gute Nacht!
Bonne nuit!
Buona notte!
Good night!

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i organized a threesome last night... There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time!

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morning sex evening sex good-night sex
shower sex sauna sex after-meal sex
in-front-of-TV sex
bored sex make-up sex I've-missed-you sex
after-work sex
monday sex tuesday sex wednesday sex...

I-love-you sex.

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a woman with a beautiful body is good for a night

a woman with a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime

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you never forget the neighborhood kids you grew up with

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Why is is that when guests are here and I have to go to the toilet there's always a complete lull in conversation and everyone can hear me dropping the kids off at the pool.

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No it's fine, I love spending two hours on the bus.

The coughing, hacking, the smells of different people? The danger of someone smashing up the doors or that a baby will start screaming for the whole trip? My most favourite part of the day.

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All
revved
up
with
no
place
to
go

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All
revved
up
with
no
place
to
go

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Noticing you've put your pants on inside out, but it's Monday, and the inclination to turn them the right way, isn't there.

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How is the "we've ended war in Iraq"-thing going?

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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, you have boobs.

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Having a bad day, I figured I'd pee on a pregnancy test just for some good news.

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Do you ever go on YouTube thinking that you will just quickly watch a music video, then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?!?

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TREAT ME LIKE A JOKE, AND I'LL LEAVE YOU LIKE IT'S FUNNY.....

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The downside to having a good sense of humour and being able to laugh at yourself, is that people think you can't be hurt.

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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harsh words
hurt your
feelings but
silence breaks
your heart.

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In my heart's a memory, and there, you'll always be.

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your smile
your grin
your chuckle
your laugh

you.

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There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you

And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word

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I like
people
who I can occasionally
have really deep conversations with, but also can joke around at the same time •

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how to give a virtual hug ? tag the
name of the person you'd like to hug!

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That feeling, when someone believes in you, even when you don't believe in yourself.

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Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

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The first to apologize is always the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.=-)

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I don't need a boss,
I'm already bossy enough!

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I don't think they are worth a contest!

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I am
missing
someone,
but I don't
know who.

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I can see the glowing lights, I can see them every night, Really not that far away, I could be there in a day, I wonder if you live there still, I kinda think you always will,if I tried you'd probably be...

.....hard to find

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You say that we have our very own different lives,and nothing to do with each other..But what if I told you,That you are my life.

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How any human can find it in themselves to torture or hurt animals I will never understand.
I'd hurt myself before I hurt my pets or any other creature.
Just been shown a video of boys burning kittens alive. Something that has not only upset me but also deeply disturbed me.

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WE
DANCE
TO
A
SONG
OF
HEARTBREAK
AND
HOPE

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Tell me your secret...
The one that will break my heart.
If I ever meant anything to you ; come clean and nix it.
If you ever meant anything to me; I'll find a way for us to fix it.
If you want to...
But even if you want to keep it broken.
Tell me. • apa

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Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.

• Franz Kafka

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"Sorry I couldn't donate to your crowdfunding campaign, I'm like sooo broke."

Sent from my Apple Watch

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I shouldn't need anyone's validation, right?

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Edward Snowden proved the U.S. Government was spying. Now they're accusing him of spying?!

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Don't smile.

Smiles invite people to talk.

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BOSS

*holds a 37 minute meeting about wasting time*

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And...

another ugly person just called me shallow.

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Anyone notice the irony behind hyphenated & non-hyphenated?

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Ironically it's just plain stupid to argue with stupidity!

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She uses tears of loneliness to mix the mortar for her brick walls.

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What if rocks have the ability to move but they're too depressed?

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Why do fat boys have sexy girlfriend? Because sixpack boys have hot boyfriends.

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One of the most expensive things you will ever do is pay attention to the wrong person.

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The heart wants
what it wants.
But, it sure as hell
needs its head read.

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GUYS!
GIRLS
TALK.

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"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad
to even say hello, I will listen to
your silence until you fall asleep."

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everything i like
is expensive, fattening or won't text me back.

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just like our eyes,
our hearts have a
way of adjusting
to the dark.

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Respect
Is Earned,
Honesty is Appreciated,
Trust is Gained,
Loyalty is
Returned....

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Love
When
Your
Ready
Not
When
You're
Lonely x

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And, when she turned to me and said, "I love you, absolut*," I finally realized, she'd always love vodka, more than she could ever love me...

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The key to a healthy relationship is getting drunk with your friends instead.

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The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle.

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you've become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.

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Be
brave
enough
to
break
your
own
heart.

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If I have to fight for your attention then you can just keep that shit.

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there's that feeling
when you are dying
inside but somehow
you have to look
like you don't care.

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How do people have relationship after relationship like I can't find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second.

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Don't cry over boys, do some squats and make them cry wishing they still had that ass.

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Going back to your ex is like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.

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"Hey I saw your ex yesterday"

If you didn't punch them in the throat, then I don't give a fuck about what you saw.

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"Hey I saw your ex yesterday"

If you didn't punch them in the throat, then I don't give a fuck about what you saw.

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if your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are.

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No matter how good of a women you are, you will never be good enough for a man who isn't 'ready.'

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Not everyone you lose is a loss.

Unless it's me, then you fucked up.

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I make no apologies for how I choose to repair what you broke.

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There are two reasons why we don't trust people:

1. We don't know them.
2. We know them.

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let's see if my software will work on your hard drive.

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I would rather be alone by myself than alone with somebody else.

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In a relationship one person is always right and the other person is a male.

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At the end
all I want is someone
I can lay with
on a lazy sunday
on the couch
and watch tv
and be... bored

bored
and lazy
and sooooo happy

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Relationship goals: a relationship

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go ahead, call me insane.

because it is easier for you to tell your friends I'm crazy than to admit you made a mistake.

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roses are red

violets are blue

vodka is cheaper
than dinner for two

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I'v taken up Photography
Because
It's the only Hobby,
Where you can
Shoot People
And cut their
Head's off...
Without
Going
To JAIL...

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finding
you
losing
me
creating
WE

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I made three mistakes:

~believing you
~believing in you
~believing you believed in me

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If you ever have to choose between me and someone else, pick them. I don't wanna live the rest of my life with someone who is going to question if they made the right choice.

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I won't cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.

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whatever.

I'll just
date
myself.

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Since i saw you. I believe on hate at first sight.

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Relationships are like bathrooms. I'm in them a lot longer than I need to be, probably cause I'm playing on my phone the whole time.

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My relationship is like my pet turtle, I don't have a pet turtle.

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If you can take her from me,
You can have her,
You've earned her.

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McDonalds:

The best place to breakup with your girlfriend.

There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates & you can always hide behind a fat kid!

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Choose me or lose me.

I'm not a backup plan and definitely not a second choice.

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you want to come into my life, the door is open. you want leave, the door is open. just don't stand in the doorway. you're blocking traffic.

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your kiss better
be worth ruining
my lipstick for.

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Its better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesnt want to be there.

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The only dates I get are
updates.

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may the bridges I burn light the way

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Ooh yeah baby, ignore me harder. Ooh yeah right there, don't text back.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
Silicon Valley.

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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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Why do people have to put raisins in everything that I like?

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Children must always wear a seat belt ..

.. except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle ..

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Do you ever get online and think to yourself:

With the possibility to "be" any way or anyone you want, why do so many still choose to be sucky, miserable, shitbags?

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We're living in a world where the unconventionality scares

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What is that superpower that exes have, where they always pop into your life, EXACTLY at moments of flux?

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They are shocked about a woman's picture breastfeeding her baby and then they go on porn sites drooling on big tits

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I recently read: "Age dosint dafine wisdome," and thought to myself, "spelling might."

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My boss doesn't like the nickname I gave him. It's awful to see Princess Dickhead crying.

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I always start phone conversations with "my phone is about to die.." just so people don't waste my time.

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Poor is the man whose pleasure depends on the permission of another.

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The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

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Never depend on someone else to make you happy, that's what alcohol is for.

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I love you so much
that I would tell you
if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

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"How do you know when it's over?"

"Maybe when you feel more in love with your memories than with the person standing right in front of you."

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Love what you have before life teaches you to love what you've lost.

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The
only thing stronger than a mother's love is a
garlic breath •

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You shouldn't just read everything you believe.

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Thanks for pretending not to see me when I was pretending not to see you in order to avoid a miserably awkward conversation that neither of us wanted to have.

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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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I don't need a boss,
I'm already bossy enough!

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up & if that doesn't accurately describe my life, I don't know what does.

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everyone smiles in the same language

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Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice

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$math be like: If I bought 98 flowers and gave 5 to Anne, does she like bananas?$

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You can be the king and take one boring step after another. While I'm the lady dancing all over the chess board screwing my royal household.

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